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A Perfect Movie From Each Genre

Started by Dr Rock, April 19, 2016, 12:43:49 PM

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Dr Rock

Western! - Once Upon A Time In the West. 10/10!

Action Movie! - Die Hard 10/10!

Comedy! - The Jerk 10/10!

Rom-Com! - They're all shit.

Superhero! - Superman robbed because of a point deducted for Otis, so Superman 2, but the restored Donner cut.

Arnold Scwhartzenegger Movie! - Commando  11/10

Brat Pack! The Breakfast Club 10/10 Shut up!

Tom Cruise movie! Risky Business 10/10

Animated! Spirited Away 十/十!

Bond! Goldeneye Fuck You/Fuck You!

That's all the genres of movie there are I think.

No wait, Clint Eastwood! The Good, the Bad And The Ugly 10/10!

Ok, I'm done.

Alberon

SF - Blade Runner (Final Definitive Director's Cut or whatever they call it)

Paaaaul

Horror - Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978) 10/10!

non capisco


Serge

Arthouse! - Three Colours Red 10/10

Documentaries! - One Day In September 10/10

It's Grim Up North! - Dead Man's Shoes 10/10

Spaceships! - Close Encounters Of The Third Kind 10/10

Bent Cops! - L.A. Confidential 10/10

Keyser Soze! - The Usual Suspects 10/10


Kane Jones


mr. logic

Rom-com!  -  Annie Hall!  10/10!

Paaaaul

Rom-Com! - When Harry Met Sally Annie Hall


edit:Fucker^^

non capisco

Films with hardcore punk and flying cars in them! - Repo Man 10/10!

Dr Rock

Quote from: Paaaaul on April 19, 2016, 01:20:41 PM
Rom-Com! - When Harry Met Sally Annie Hall


edit:Fucker^^

I know. I think there are perfect Romantic Comedies. And then there is everything that would be labelled a 'Rom-Com,' and they are all shit.

Blumf

Sat in my Blu-ray player since Saturday because I haven't taken it out yet! - Zardoz eternal/penis

Very quick glimpse of nipple! - Carry On Camping cowoor/10

Dr Rock

Sport Movie! - Raging Bull 10/10

Psycho Taxi Driver Vigilante Mohawk Movie! Taxi Driver 10/10

Rape Movie! The Accused 10/10

Tree Rape Movie! Evil Dead 10/10

Eyepatch Movie! Escape From New York 10/10







Blumf

Quote from: Dr Rock on April 19, 2016, 01:28:13 PM
Rape Movie! The Accused 10/10

Tree Rape Movie! Evil Dead 10/10

Vacuum cleaner rape movie! - Over-sexed Rugsuckers from Mars Wat/10

checkoutgirl

Horror = The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

Documentay = Senna (2010)

Debut = Mean Streets (1973)

Alien integration - Alien Nation (1988)

Music = The Commitments (1991)

Hollow

You can leave the ten out of tens people, it's kind of a given, if it's the best?


Kane Jones

Quote from: Hollow on April 19, 2016, 01:40:07 PM
You can leave the ten out of tens people, it's kind of a given, if it's the best?

Aw, it's just a bit of fun!


Hollow


Dr Rock

It's Grim Up North But You Have To Laugh - Rita, Sue & Bob Too. 10/10

Arty French Movie With Tits And Mental Woman - Betty Blue 10/10

Prison Movie - Scum 10/10 even though it's not really prison. Fuck you Shawshank.

Fish Movie - a tie between Jaws and Splash! 10/10 each!

phantom_power

Robotic Cop Movie - Robocop (198whateveritwasnottheremakeobviously)

Hollow

Quote from: phantom_power on April 19, 2016, 01:46:01 PM
Robotic Cop Movie - Robocop (198whateveritwasnottheremakeobviously)

That's one of the few film I consider to be perfect,  The Terminator is another.

Puce Moment

SF: 2001
Horror: The Shining
War: Paths of Glory
Period: Andrei Rublev
Adaptation: Stalker
Western: Once Upon a Time in the West
Love: Solaris
Comedy: Withnail & I
Action: Die Hard

LISTS

popcorn

Harry Met Sally is one of my favourite films ever. Its only flaw is when Harry sees his ex-wife in a shop and she shows up and has a brief scene. She should have stayed off-camera, to keep the focus on Harry, Sally, and the two secondary characters. Other than that it is perfection itself.

Not too long ago I got two female friends to watch it for the first time and they both thought Harry was a massive prick. Which I think is very interesting because I, a very handsome man, think he's very funny and charming.

Interestingly they both misinterpreted the scene where Harry sees Sally in the airport but doesn't recognise her. They both thought he did recognise her and was just taunting Sally. I ended up persuading them that he wasn't pretending, but... well, weird, huh?

It would be pretty in keeping with the movie's general themes if men and women generally have radically different interpretations of the film. Does it reveal some innate difference between men and women? Or does it merely explain why I'm single?

checkoutgirl

Quote from: Hollow on April 19, 2016, 01:44:53 PM
Just saying, feel free to ignore me.

I will never, ever, ever ignore you.


popcorn


Serge

Slow Movie! - The Werckmeister Harmonies 10/10

Fast Movie! - Run Lola Run 10/10

Hollow


Bhazor

Films about big black wet asses - Big Black Wet Asses#1 10/10

greenman

Rom Com - Groundhog Day - Yes it is/10