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[Cerys]

it's my missus' fault

Really, mook?



Really?



Really?

[Small Man Big Horse]

yes, very much so. have at him at full GUSTO!

Prrfft, -7? That's pathetic son. I don't know, first you can't cope with London cause it's full of big scary people, you've also a hatred of wetherspoons despite it's Serge approved mixed grill, and now you won't even do your own shopping and you can't even power neg someone properly. Something needs to change lad, or you'll end up kidnapping people and keeping them in your bunker before the year's out.

[MoonDust]

Prrfft, -7? That's pathetic son. I don't know, first you can't cope with London cause it's full of big scary people, you've also a hatred of wetherspoons despite it's Serge approved mixed grill, and now you won't even do your own shopping and you can't even power neg someone properly. Something needs to change lad, or you'll end up kidnapping people and keeping them in your bunker before the year's out.

Spoons can be shit though, to be fair.

[mook]

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[MoonDust]

Happy for you mook, but the universal karma dances on unabated. Yin and Yang in action; I need a shit but there's very little bog roll. Don't know if it's going to be enough...

[mook]

Happy for you mook, but the universal karma dances on unabated. Yin and Yang in action; I need a shit but there's very little bog roll. Don't know if it's going to be enough...

this is why modern life is rubbish. in the good old days you could have torn up & scrunchled a couple of pages of murdoch's finest & had at your nipsy with not a care in the world, nowadays no one takes the printed press, so when short of bog roll you either have to attempt to clean up your hoop with an ipad or squelch around SULLIED. this is why we should come equipped with an arse majora & an arse minora, a bit like that alien's mouth...



when you need to dump, the arse majora opens up letting the arse minora out to do to the doings, when the doings are done, the arse minora retreats & the arse majora claps shut leaving your bum cleavage utterly PRISTINE. when i become god i will implement this improvement on all mammals, except hippos, those fat cunts can carry on tail flicking their turds about cos it's funny.



durty bassa

[Cerys]

That isn't a hippo.  That's biggy, and you know it.