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Euro 2016 #2

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, June 18, 2016, 08:38:50 PM

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Shoulders?-Stomach!

Aye, needs a new thread.

Risky move this - mid-match.


monkfromhavana

Alaba posts in all 10 threads.

Deanjam

Aaaargh! I don't know where to post!

Shoulders?-Stomach!

I will post a bland update on match progress so we know it's this one to use now.


"Wow I wasn't expecting to see a peacock on the pitch"

AllisonSays

Martin Keown recounting a Gogol-esque tale of losing his nose on the pitch, there.

BlodwynPig

Who won Euro 2016 #1?

"There are ch**ks in this Portuguese back four"

"Alaba is the blue-eyed boy"

BBC, have a word

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Nani a '1 in 4, 1 in 5 striker' according to Shearer.

Perfect. Great assessment. Apart from not being a striker.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

"He passes the ball and runs - it's a great trait to have"

Ferdinand Elite Punditry

imitationleather

Apart from the Alaba bantz, I found that a horrible half to watch. Like watching a galactico club give your team a proper hiding without scoring.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Both countries of a similar population size, Austria probably with more resources. They're miles off and still would be if Ronalado wasn't on the pitch.

imitationleather

Which one invests more in green energy?

massive bereavement

This just feels wrong. It's like turning over to watch a 1994 World Cup match on Europsort, I'm reading every post with the voice of Angus Loughran in a tiny studio booth in my head.

hewantstolurkatad

Rosicky, Diesler and Riquelme, the three players I decided at about 10 years of age that I'd be over emotionally invested in...

Rosicky has spent his whole career injured, Diesler went suicidal and Riquelme was too difficult to deal with. Couldve been worse, could've been Jody Morris and Seth Johnson

monkfromhavana

Please make my girlfriend stop talking about haircuts at me.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Great shot!

and saaaaaave

Deanjam

Quote from: monkfromhavana on June 18, 2016, 09:00:45 PM
Please make my girlfriend stop talking about haircuts at me.

Stop it woman.

massive bereavement

I bet that shot went in on the other thread.

thraxx

Quote from: monkfromhavana on June 18, 2016, 09:00:45 PM
Please make my girlfriend stop talking about haircuts at me.

Shit on the floor in the front room in front of her. Then see if she mentions haircuts.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: monkfromhavana on June 18, 2016, 09:00:45 PM
Please make my girlfriend stop talking about haircuts at me.

Wurrrgh we're men, we're sweaty and we're going to hold you back in all aspects of culture and society!!

monkfromhavana

Quote from: thraxx on June 18, 2016, 09:03:14 PM
Shit on the floor in the front room in front of hear. Then see if she mentions haircuts.

If i take a dump Portugal might score.

BlodwynPig

RONALDO BULLSHIT AAAAAALABA

Shoulders?-Stomach!

If Alaba is Ronalado is it ALADABA TO SCORE FIRST?

thraxx

Quote from: monkfromhavana on June 18, 2016, 09:03:52 PM
If i take a dump Portugal might score.

Listen mate, you've got to decide what's more important. I can't make the decision for you, but you must know that you will be judged harshly.

BlodwynPig

Goooooooaaaaallllllllado

Shoulders?-Stomach!

COME ON AUSTRIA FANS

WHERE ARE YOU

WE NEED A TWELFTH ALABA HERE

LET'S BE HAVING YOU

colacentral

Keown Clanger #258: "He's got so much rhythm it's as if he's got headphones on with music playing out there."

thraxx

If only Austria still had a couple of decent right wingers.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Did Guy Mowbray just compare the ref to a parson?

Is this Shooting Stars?

UEFA Referee... with your face like a collapsed turd

massive bereavement

Every time I post in this thread, everybody fucks off to the other one.

DO MY POSTS SMELL?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Fuchs seems to have used up his power of being a footballer for one season