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Euro 2016 #2

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, June 18, 2016, 08:38:50 PM

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ElTopo

Is there something wrong with the ball in this tournament? So many shit crosses in every game.

Deanjam

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on June 18, 2016, 09:15:11 PM
Fuchs seems to have used up his power of being a footballer for one season

Hoping for a second yellow then we can say Fuchs off.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

"What did you say his name was Ray, Fucks!?"

Lawrenson's best moment of life

slicesofjim

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on June 18, 2016, 09:15:11 PM
Fuchs seems to have used up his power of being a footballer for one season

Creative foul though, fair play.[nb]Not fair play.[/nb]

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on June 18, 2016, 09:16:40 PM
"What did you say his name was Ray, Fucks!?"

Lawrenson's best moment of life

It means Fox...

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Oh shit, this free kick might be the one he actually gets right

colacentral

He's not half the player we know he's capable of, only playing the 5 positions tonight.

ElTopo

BELLENDO....  misses!

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Well fuuuuck you - once again

This is like his early Manchester United years.

BlodwynPig

Its hard to watch the match with two threads on the go

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Jeez you show people the lift and they're like "No thanks I'm fine with the stairs"


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: ElTopo on June 18, 2016, 09:15:52 PM
Is there something wrong with the ball in this tournament? So many shit crosses in every game.

We should find the tournament where the most long shots went in and use that football.

Probably be 1950something

BlodwynPig

Remember that incredibly bouncy ball...was it the Women's WC?

BlodwynPig

i see the McDonald's Player Escorts is in a much seedier blue colour tonight

gabrielconroy

The one for the world cup in South Africa was ridiculously light and swerved all over the place.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: BlodwynPig on June 18, 2016, 09:26:22 PM
Remember that incredibly bouncy ball...was it the Women's WC?

That was a breast on a woman

ElTopo

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on June 18, 2016, 09:25:26 PM
We should find the tournament where the most long shots went in and use that football.

Probably be 1950something

I've just looked it up and the answer is golf. We need a big golf football.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on June 18, 2016, 09:29:20 PM
That was a breast on a woman


or Jonathan Pearce as it is more commonly known

Shoulders?-Stomach!

All set up for Ronaldo to kill our hearts and trample them into the blackened scorched earth

BlodwynPig


BlodwynPig

ABSOLUTE ABSOLUTE SHITTTTT

Shoulders?-Stomach!


Deanjam


ElTopo

Goalkeeper - Wood boots
Defenders - Driver boots
Midfield - Wedge boots
Striker - Putter boots

Shoulders?-Stomach!

The most cretinous act goes to: Austrian

BlodwynPig

NOOOO I CANT BELIEVE THIS

BlodwynPig


Shoulders?-Stomach!

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