Author Topic: Euro 2016 #2 (Read 23976 times)

finnquark · « **Reply #2940 on:** June 27, 2016, 11:31:21 PM »

I really love the idea of a centre half pulling people together, physically pulling shirts. Very English.

slicesofjim · « **Reply #2941 on:** June 27, 2016, 11:36:07 PM »

Someone that I went to school with has just posted, in all seriousness, 'Tim Sherwood or Alan Pardew for next England manager'

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #2942 on:** June 27, 2016, 11:40:01 PM »

Quote from: slicesofjim on June 27, 2016, 11:36:07 PM

Someone that I went to school with has just posted, in all seriousness, 'Tim Sherwood or Alan Pardew for next England manager'

Oh please.

kaprisky · « **Reply #2943 on:** June 27, 2016, 11:44:15 PM »

Please let it be Allardyce. Then the media can hound him and he'll still be blaming Rafa for when they get knocked out by Tahiti.

Black Ship · « **Reply #2944 on:** June 27, 2016, 11:46:16 PM »

Cunts.

Eis Nein · « **Reply #2945 on:** June 27, 2016, 11:55:22 PM »

PARDS second favourite. Has to happen.

Go 2 up versus Luxembourg, he gets boombastic on the touchline, to the delight of a brutish, undeserving nation. Gold.

Deanjam · « **Reply #2946 on:** June 28, 2016, 12:35:39 AM »

Moment of the night with Steve McLaren

https://twitter.com/BBCSporf/status/747556177828020224

Deanjam · « **Reply #2947 on:** June 28, 2016, 12:37:42 AM »

Icelandic comm.

https://twitter.com/SoccerSt_/status/747548583184957445

John Quays · « **Reply #2948 on:** June 28, 2016, 12:49:17 AM »

Eis Nein · « **Reply #2949 on:** June 28, 2016, 12:56:33 AM »

If Farmfoods get FIFA membership, what hope for England?

They'll check out (early).

They are not super like markets.

They can't handle a single market, never mind a network of hundreds of markets.

GEDDIT.

dark now my pies · « **Reply #2950 on:** June 28, 2016, 12:58:10 AM »

Ray Winstone for England manager. Would be a responsible gamble.

Vodka Margarine · « **Reply #2951 on:** June 28, 2016, 01:01:56 AM »

newbridge · « **Reply #2952 on:** June 28, 2016, 02:56:29 AM »

https://twitter.com/TitanicGoal/status/747555115612123136

hewantstolurkatad · « **Reply #2953 on:** June 28, 2016, 03:02:48 AM »

Time for a new thread then?

Oops! Wrong Planet · « **Reply #2954 on:** June 28, 2016, 03:10:59 AM »

Quote from: hewantstolurkatad on June 28, 2016, 03:02:48 AM

Time for a new thread then?

Eis Nein · « **Reply #2955 on:** June 28, 2016, 03:21:03 AM »

Even though it may mean some never enjoy my Farmfoods joke:

http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,54251.0.html

greenman · « **Reply #2956 on:** June 28, 2016, 05:40:09 AM »

Quote from: Eis Nein on June 27, 2016, 11:55:22 PM

PARDS second favourite. Has to happen.

Go 2 up versus Luxembourg, he gets boombastic on the touchline, to the delight of a brutish, undeserving nation. Gold.

Might have the benefit of already being so loathed by Liverpool fans that he'd have nothing to lose ending the current witless obsession with picking half of their team however undeserving.

dandoystevski · « **Reply #2957 on:** June 28, 2016, 07:31:41 AM »

They played an interview with the Wayne Rooney just now on Today. The description of it made it sound like he was disconsolate. How did he actually sound? Cigs.

im barry bethel · « **Reply #2958 on:** June 28, 2016, 08:58:10 AM »

You all finished with the whining now?, fucks sake give Roy a break, the secret truth of it is we've never been all that good and we went out to a team who are having their purple patch, remember a week ago when moving Rooney back was erudite and Kyle Walker was up and down the line like a motm, poor Roy is the one who had to pick up the post Fabio backlash...wrong guy in the wrong place but with the right passport. Time to bite the bullet and give Pellagrini a call

(and immitation leather was right, this thread fills up with some right old cunts on an England game)

im barry bethel · « **Reply #2959 on:** June 28, 2016, 09:01:33 AM »

Oh and just in case you hadn't realised the Iceland joke is over, the size of Leicester the clap the commentator it's already old and stale.

Eis Nein · « **Reply #2960 on:** June 28, 2016, 09:10:56 AM »

I started a fresh thread for delicate English roses, with a dig at the Irish to help them bed in.

Hodgson earned 9 grand a day, but by all means get busy with the loofah.

im barry bethel · « **Reply #2961 on:** June 28, 2016, 09:13:24 AM »

Piss off I'm up for the ton

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #2962 on:** June 28, 2016, 09:23:35 AM »

Change your avatar Bethel, and when France get dumped out you can gloat to your hearts content.

Beagle 2 · « **Reply #2963 on:** June 28, 2016, 09:31:52 AM »

That Harry Kane free kick though.

It's Kane

It's Harry Kane

Harry Kane of England

England's Harry Kane of Spurs

The boy Kane the young lad Kane now

What can he do

Here he comes

England need a goal now

Harry Kane

Kane

It's Kane

*choking sounds, gurgles*

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #2964 on:** June 28, 2016, 09:36:20 AM »

What a season for the tottenham ladz, a thrilling end for them yesterday. They'll not come back from this...at least until the Rumbelows Cup 3rd round thwomping of Hereford.

thehungerartist · « **Reply #2965 on:** June 28, 2016, 09:39:06 AM »

Kane's Premier League goal bastardry counts for nought when he consistently shits the bed at international level.

It's funny seeing all the English lads turn on their hero Hodgson. Heh, it's almost like they've finally discovered - years after Liverpool supporters - that he's just a fucking useless toadying budgie.

"Give him time," they said.
"He's a good English manager," they said.

Stupid English CUNTS

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #2966 on:** June 28, 2016, 09:42:09 AM »

He is The Best English Manager

Think about that

Eis Nein · « **Reply #2967 on:** June 28, 2016, 09:45:54 AM »

Henry Winter, after 4 years of fluffing the Hodge, is now embiggening Hoddle.

Why do England fail?

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #2968 on:** June 28, 2016, 09:48:28 AM »

Quote from: thehungerartist on June 28, 2016, 09:39:06 AM

Kane's Premier League goal bastardry counts for nought when he consistently shits the bed at international level.

It's funny seeing all the English lads turn on their hero Hodgson. Heh, it's almost like they've finally discovered - years after Liverpool supporters - that he's just a fucking useless toadying budgie.

"Give him time," they said.
"He's a good English manager," they said.

Stupid English CUNTS

If I supported the England team, I think the thing that would be haunting me most now would be Gabby Logan's little pieces inside the England squad. She is fucking awful. If she did her job, she'd be fucking laying into the dullards who she interviews. "Stop fucking me with the cliches, arsehole"

Her little intros would not be "the england team looking relaxed in the sunshine, sashaying around the pool in their flip-flops" but "this team looks unprepared, far too laid back and flaccid"

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