Cynicism Test

[european son]

from the BBC site. not done it myself yet.... probably all a load of bollocks most likely

over here


i answered honestly....



yeah fucking right!

[Lt Plonker]

I'm too much of a sweetie, and I need a healthy dose of sceptecism in my life. That's what the BBC say, anyway.

[terminallyrelaxed]

I got the same as you, and I was trying to be loose...

[wasp_f15ting]

Meh same as you lot, give me a reason to be optimistic and i'll fucking be that,
cunts.

[Rev]

Yep, same score again, despite being kind on some of the questions.  I suspect that it's just a ruse, and you always get the same result whatever you put in.  Call me cynical...

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

Most of the questions were politics-based, and I am mainly trusting of politicians, so I ended up with "Aren't you a sweetie."

No, it's just that I stopped being a chronically world-weary, whinging fuckwit 3 years ago.

[dan dirty ape]

Most of those questions are geared to make any non-idiotic person take the 'cynical' option anyway.

[The Plaque Goblin]

"Loosen up a bit"

What?? You wankers! Perhaps if you lot weren't so loose you wouldn't have gotten yourselves into the mess you are in at the moment!!!!

[Nostalgia For Infinity]

I'm more world weary than cynical.

The bit about laughing at children had me confused though!

[Funky Gibbon]

I'm more world weary than cynical.

The bit about laughing at children had me confused though!

Sounds like I got the same rating as you. How dare it tell me that laughing at children is not nice.

[gazzyk1ns]

Most of those questions are geared to make any non-idiotic person take the 'cynical' option anyway.

Yup. Someone I know had one of those women's magazines lying around the other day, and I decided to take the "Are you healthy?" quiz. I don't expect questions to be tailored perfectly for everyone but this was genuinely one of the posers on offer:


What do you anticipate will be your next meal?

A. A dry lettuce sandwich made with brown bread

B. A bowl of soup

C. Fish and chips from the local takeaway and a pot of Haagen-Dazs for afters


Erm...

Another which made me laugh was clearly aiming to judge how physically fit you were by asking how many diet videos you owned...

[king mob]

Top grade cynic from all accounts.

[Johnny Yesno]

I'm a second-rate cynic. Apparently, laughing at children isn't nice. I didn't. I said it was good to dream but get a good education too. Anyway, what's wrong with laughing at them - they're small and they don't know ANYTHING about 70s sitcoms. Durr!

[the hum]

Bah, another second-rate cynic here too.  I suddenly feel like I don't belong here. ; )