Create A Verbwhores Christmas Card!

[TJ]

Here's the deal - no obscenity, no mongs, just whatever offbeat seasonal images you can find that could go into a big printout-able collage for those who are short of Christmas Card ideas.

I'll start the ball rolling:

[tony peanuts]

You mean stuff like this?:

[splattermac]

[Darrell]

That dog looks 'happy'.

[TJ]

Erm... nice efforts and that, but did you actually read the first post?!?!?!?

[Darrell]

Erm... nice efforts and that, but did you actually read the first post?!?!?!?

Yeah, but I couldn't resist.

[Ben Ordinary]

I liked the first half of the card, Darrell but by the second half I'd got bored with it and couldnt really be bothered looking at it anymore. You're going to have to do some editing on it if you want it on Something Awful.

[tony peanuts]

[sproggy]

[Banana Woofwoof]

[TJ]

Now, y'see, that Tony Peanuts has the right idea about this.

Um... hello!

[Peking O]

This will only work if you've seen Metallica - Some Kind of Monster (and if you haven't, do so at your earliest opportunity).

[tony peanuts]

Xmas LeChuck:

[Banana Woofwoof]

Xmas LeChuck:

Fantastic!  Is there a Christmas Guy?

[TJ]

Some non-obscene whimsical Christmas card this is turning out to be!


Who's the sort in the Santa hat, Banana Woofwoof?

[mwude]

edit - just realised that a picture of a drunken santa shooting himself in the head probably isn't quite fitting with "non-obscene whimsical" Christmas images.  This is nicer -

[poison popcorn]

must.....  not....         mong.....



bit predictable, but hey...



i'm sure everyone's seen this one by now... so, ah... here it is again.

[poison popcorn]

must.....  not....         mong.....



shite, hit quote instead of edit...

[Hip Priest]

[Hip Priest]

[@ssmaster]

[Jemble Fred]

I'm presuming you didn't actually go to a website that called itself 'ExtremeFunnyHumor' for that monkey one?









(Sorry if that last one's a bit big, I'll edit it...)

[terminallyrelaxed]

I hope these are suitably random....








What is it about dogs and seasonal hats?



It ain't Chwistmas wivout Wossy in a wed suit....

[terminallyrelaxed]

[Lumiere]

I've seen this film.

[Cerys]

I think we have a winner!

[Lt Plonker]

or

[fanny splendid]

[Nearly Annually]

You could use the baubles off this ...



... wot I was kindly offered by email this morning.

[Suttonpubcrawl]

It's interesting how they don't mention Christmas at all.