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Cum Town Podcast

Started by Large Noise, July 08, 2016, 12:14:34 AM

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bgmnts

As a fatty I mean I can see both sides of the coin here. But then I ate the coin, thinking it was one of those chocolate ones.

Z

So what are the odds Nick intentionally left it in?

I do think Nick has a point that Stav needs some kind of help though, although he has no fucking clue how to bring it up.

Sin Agog

Nick says in the comments it was a genuine oversight, and considering his almost dogmatic devotion to the truth and whatnot, I think that's probably what happened.

Didn't the Daily Mail have a front page story recently about how Diabetes can be reversed if you eat nothing but soup for several years?  Stav knows what he's doing.

Jerzy Bondov

Remember when Stav was a Paleo Warrior and was constantly drinking spinach from his Vitamix? What happened to that?

Z

Quote from: Jerzy Bondov on March 13, 2019, 02:11:48 PM
Remember when Stav was a Paleo Warrior and was constantly drinking spinach from his Vitamix? What happened to that?
The tooth being gone basically gave him an excuse to stop bothering I think? How leg being fucked probably didn't help.

Yeah he broke his foot taking a jump shot in a basketball game and spiraled downwards after that. Bob Kelly is still knocking around, he should be Stav's canary in the mine.

Hank Venture

I mean, having your foot fall apart literally under its own weight should be a warning sign that something has to be done. Instead he's just used it as an excuse to not move ever while eating like 5k calories a day. Add gas station dick pills, coke and adderall on top of that, and it doesn't look good for his heart. Fat fuck.

iamcoop

Nick must have edited the argument out pretty quickly because I got the ep from iTunes pretty quickly after it was uploaded and it cuts off after about a minute. That reddit link is the first time I've heard it in full. I can understand why Stav is upset but I mean, he will literally die within the next decade if he doesn't get his shit together. You can't constantly take drugs and eat whole pork shoulders in one sitting everyday and escape completely unscathed. Might place an in game wager on who's gonna be the first to die on beatmeoffguys.com

Schnapple

Astoundingly filthy and unacceptable episode this week. Nick's Bet DSI read was insane.

Sin Agog

Insanely fruitful first 15-mins.  A veritable barrage of bits.  Think Nick burnt himself out after that.  Spent the rest of the episode just making sounds and trying to find out the name of a soft rock song.  Was worth it, though.

VelourSpirit

One of the hardest times I laughed recently was 'I heard there were actually three twin towers, and Chuck Norris was in the third one, and when the plane hit he stopped it with his bare hands, and they were like 'thank you' but he was like 'sike' and destroyed the building and everyone's memory of it'

non capisco

Quote from: Schnapple on March 29, 2019, 03:08:38 PM
Astoundingly filthy and unacceptable episode this week.

"Are you crying?" "I hope so." was an astonishing punchline to an exceptionally distasteful riff even by Mullen's standards.

iamcoop

Stav finally admitting his dick is small made me a bit sad for some reason. I mean, we all knew it deep down, but Adam chipping in with some words of confidence about it being a shower not a grower was a nice moment of tenderness from the boys.

Garam

What's the name of the episode you guys are talking about?

It was mostly a dull episode besides this but the bit about the Italian American going to Oz and rhapsodising about how many syllables their words have had me creasing up in public.

"Fuckin WALLABYYY, Marone I love it! Back home dey call it a RAT"


hedgehog90

PAAHTY MAWNSTUH

Fuck I love that guy.

Sin Agog

There've been so many solid eps the last few months I didn't bother bumping the thread, but that was another Cum Town Classic.  Good vibes, great bits throughout.  Re. Adam's mention of pregnancy porn earlier on- are pregnancy porn fans the ultimate paedophiles?

Schnapple

The Party Monster riff was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Also enjoyed hearing Stav completely lose it at Nick's insane spec script for Friends.

Agreed that this is on a roll at the moment. I've even found myself recommending it to people who wouldn't usually opt-in for this kind of thing, with generally positive results!

iamcoop

It lives and dies on what kind of mental state Nick is in I think. He seems to be in a good place at the moment so the last couple of months have had some amazing episodes. Plus Adam has actually started being funny again which helps. I liked his story about getting a condom blowjob in that brothel in Tel Aviv. "The banality of evil."

amputeeporn

A little late but god damn, that was a great episode. Pure alchemy that in the Friends bit Nick was able to effortlessly top what had come before. I doubled up laughing at his spec script containing the lyrics to the song.

non capisco

Fucking hell, that "PARRRRRTY MONSTAH!" bit. The last episode was like a glorious reward for the low octane previous one where Nick was just looking on his phone for most of it. As well as that and the previously mentioned Friends spec script riff the Bill Cosby "kids say the darnedest things" section was also pretty devastating.

amputeeporn

Quote from: non capisco on April 17, 2019, 12:04:53 AM
the Bill Cosby "kids say the darnedest things" section was also pretty devastating.

I always love his Cosby but this was wonderful. Everyone on good form, great to hear Stav almost cardiac arresting with laughter throughout, as it should be.

iamcoop

Latest ep is mad. I completely lost it at Nick's "Bob Dylan Roof" bit.

Old Nehamkin

The little mermaid stuff was so funny.

amputeeporn

There have been moments in the last few episodes where I feel genuinely terrified at Nick's comedic ability. I don't think we've discussed Cedric the Entertainer being sex trafficked, trying to convince his slave master that he's not Chinese. Just writing that breaks me up...

Sin Agog

Can't remember how I found this, but a vid of Nick awkwardly barging in on Dasha and her friend camgirling: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MGqDRm2WW_w

Hank Venture

Catching up on eps.

Crosby Stills Nash Young being Cosby Steals Gash that's Young caught me off guard.

privatefriend

Are there any youtube channels that post the good cumtown bits?


VelourSpirit

Quote from: Sin Agog on May 02, 2019, 10:59:32 AM
Can't remember how I found this, but a vid of Nick awkwardly barging in on Dasha and her friend camgirling: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MGqDRm2WW_w

'I'm going out of town for a couple of days'
It's weird hearing him talking candidly like a normal polite person (not that I didn't think he was a nice guy)