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Cum Town Podcast

Started by Large Noise, July 08, 2016, 12:14:34 AM

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Him asking them to spend some time with the cat was proper cute as well.

Jerzy Bondov

I want the Cum Boys to do a stream like that in their underwear

VelourSpirit

It was so cute when Nick was laughing so hard at the idea of Stav ordering $40,000 worth of hershey's kisses and telling the bank it was fraud while his face is smeared in chocolate


Doing a relisten, I think Stav's accidental "Thousand Island stare" is the funniest thing ever said on a podcast.

Sin Agog

Am I right in remembering him never quite saying it? Let's see if there's a clip.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XG5oJBls7-M

"Thousand i---"

It's incriminating but not damning.  I think the UK public should hold a referendum to get to the bottom of this.

amputeeporn

He's one hundred percent saying it, and the mid-word reversal only makes it more incriminating. It's way more than 'thousand I...' , it's at least 'thousand isl...'

It makes me so happy, and the slow dawning realisation of what's just happened alongside their rounding on him and his subsequent 'vehement' denials are beyond wonderful. Very glad I just listened to it again.

Sin Agog

#307
New premium Honey I Sunked the Kids is them at their most gloriously inane.

amputeeporn

Crying listening to Sucmore Dickis.

Edit: his name just got funnier.

hedgehog90

Nick and Adam mentioning that they both enjoy Keeping Up Appearances in the latest bonus ep makes me so happy for some reason.

VelourSpirit

It was mad hearing Nick call Hyacinth Bucket one of the greatest comedy characters ever written.

The homophobe Judge Dredd bit in that episode had me in tears.

iamcoop

They're on a good run at the moment. Expect a couple more good ones before the inevitable manic crash hits and we get an hour and a half of Nick talking about killing himself and/or his fantasy of being enslaved by the Chinese.

amnesiac

can't find this anywhere on Spotify - how are you listening to this?


amputeeporn

Quote from: TwinPeaks on June 04, 2019, 04:45:00 PM
The homophobe Judge Dredd bit in that episode had me in tears.

'Don't shoot him in the dick, it's what he wants'

Indomitable Spirit

Nick has unlocked his Twitter account and has tweeted THREE WHOLE TIMES in the last couple of hours.

up_the_hampipe

Quote from: Indomitable Spirit on June 10, 2019, 10:51:01 PM
Nick has unlocked his Twitter account and has tweeted THREE WHOLE TIMES in the last couple of hours.

He's been tweeting a lot over the past week. All solid stuff.

Sin Agog

He's 100% going to sink into a sadhole from that Black Mirror one getting 150k likes.  My brain reacts to success in the same way.

'black mirror season one: maybe a life mediated and experienced solely through digital reflections of itself isn't one worth living

black mirror season five: imagine if you could suck your friends dick in street fighter'

Nick's really got his posting mojo back

iamcoop

It must be a bit of a nightmare to hang around with Nick a lot of the time. When they told that story of being thrown out of a Chinese restaurant on one of the latest live eps I was totally in the side of the waiter. Sounds like Nick was being an obnoxious prick. Still, the recent live eps have been pretty good, sounds like the boys have finally figured out how to deliver a good live show without it being a bit awkward and stilted.

amputeeporn

I did find Stav's rendition very funny, though - until it cut out.

I think at one point he described the waiter as doing something 'Chinese-ily'...

Fry

Quote from: iamcoop on June 23, 2019, 12:29:54 PM
It must be a bit of a nightmare to hang around with Nick a lot of the time. When they told that story of being thrown out of a Chinese restaurant on one of the latest live eps I was totally in the side of the waiter. Sounds like Nick was being an obnoxious prick. Still, the recent live eps have been pretty good, sounds like the boys have finally figured out how to deliver a good live show without it being a bit awkward and stilted.

Similar to how the Chapo Trap House guys always talk about shouting out and talking in movie theatres, and how lame it is to expect quiet in a movie. I reckon the lot of them would be a pain to be around.

PlasticTom

Chapo are a pain to listen to, as well. I feel like I'd rather know the Cum Town chaps in real life. Though that may be because I had a dream last night where I was Nick's driver, sort of like in the film collateral. I cant remember if he killed anyone.

peanutbutter

Quote from: Fry on June 24, 2019, 05:04:44 AM
Similar to how the Chapo Trap House guys always talk about shouting out and talking in movie theatres, and how lame it is to expect quiet in a movie. I reckon the lot of them would be a pain to be around.
Matt's the only one I can imagine actually shouting in a theatre, and he generally comes across as a bit of a dose.

All of these Brooklyn podcasters seems like absolutely obnoxious cunts. Entertaining enough to listen to of course, but probably a nightmare to spend more than an hour at a time with.

Schnapple

I reckon that the mental Chinese restaurant story and the recent Costco free samples anecdote give away far more about Nick than he'd like to admit. Enjoyed the live show, didn't so much enjoy the recent Stav and Adamless episode. Too much opportunistic edgelording from the guests and yet, not enough saying Adam is gay.

non capisco

Quote from: Schnapple on June 24, 2019, 02:01:33 PM
didn't so much enjoy the recent Stav and Adamless episode. Too much opportunistic edgelording from the guests

Yeah, they were awful. That woman's laugh made Stav's cackle sound like the celestial sighing of the cherubim.

iamcoop

Quote from: non capisco on June 24, 2019, 09:08:50 PM
Yeah, they were awful. That woman's laugh made Stav's cackle sound like the celestial sighing of the cherubim.

That's Nick's girlfriend I believe.

a peepee tipi

Had to unfollow Nick, didn't realize he was so close with worthless hack Luis J Gomez and to that whole fuckin toxic scene

willy crossit

very good one this week. flows a lot better when they ease up on the adam-baiting