Cum Town Podcast

[Sin Agog]

It is unnerving how being completely aware of your condition and its triggers, the way Nick clearly is, doesn't make a lick of difference when it comes to halting the thing.

[peanutbutter]

It is unnerving how being completely aware of your condition and its triggers, the way Nick clearly is, doesn't make a lick of difference when it comes to halting the thing.

Is he that aware though? He always goes on about autism but when he goes off and obsessive it seems more like schizophrenia or something like that and I've never heard him mention that as an option.

[Hank Venture]

Nick sees hidden messages from God in restaurant menus when he's in Brain Mode, so I honestly think «manic» is underselling it. The Epstein case is the perfect mania fuel and it's all 100% real.

[Piggyoioi]

Don't Nick's manic episodes tend to coincide with Adam getting alot of attention?

[Schnapple]

Great episode this week, nearly in tears at Stav's suggestion that Nick hires a black comedian to perform his (brilliant) Def Comedy Jam parody routines, "like an ironically racist Roman emperor." Damn it, it's been said many times on here before, but when Nick is on form, he is astoundingly funny.

[amputeeporn]

Damn it, it's been said many times on here before, but when Nick is on form, he is astoundingly funny.

At times genuinely terrifying. Everything combines; weird brain, weird upbringing, weird height, weird addictions, weird friends.

Stav screaming with laughter is petrol on the fire, too. He's like a one man audience that Nick doesn't have to feel self-conscious about being in front of.

Also touched (and sad) about the Adam situation. A posted and then deleted rumour on the subreddit was that Dasha was using heroin 'again'. There was also a throw away comment on the pod recently about her spending a large amount of Adam's money, although of course that could have been a joke.

[Sin Agog]

OK, this is insane. Alex Jones belatedly finds one of 'Nicole Mullen"'s old articles and gives it the Infowars treatment.  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MkUdFsLtL5I

[Thewaddler]

Hard not to think "shut the fuck up about the Clintons" at this point, tbh.

[millwall32]

I'll give it a listen.

[Sin Agog]

Hard not to think "shut the fuck up about the Clintons" at this point, tbh.

That's the last thing all their victims heard right before the piano wire bit into their flesh.

[Thewaddler]

That's the last thing all their victims heard right before the piano wire bit into their flesh.

Ha ha ha. I guess I'm doing their work for them.

[peanutbutter]

If Nick Mullen's instagram stories of people who bought his shirts are anything to go by, Cum Town has way more female fans than I'd've expected.

[Mantis Toboggan]

I gave the very first episode a go this morning. There were a few funny moments but it felt like I was gatecrashing a frat house. Somewhere between that and the insufferable Bill and Marty on KBBL. Is this something that settles down or am I better to just bow out now?

[Sin Agog]

I gave the very first episode a go this morning. There were a few funny moments but it felt like I was gatecrashing a frat house. Somewhere between that and the insufferable Bill and Marty on KBBL. Is this something that settles down or am I better to just bow out now?

I remember having the same feeling myself.  In fact, I always feel like that at first whenever I'm party to more than two young Americans talking together.  Waiting until you've worked out whose voice is whose is the secret to enjoying any pod.  It really does settle down, though.  If you've gotta listen from the beginning, I think that Austin Powers ep- like, episode 5 or 6?- was where the silliness really clicked.  Maybe because it was all one ridiculous bit rather than just swapping stories about comedians I didn't know about.  Seem to recall Black Magic Schoolbus, Bully Town and Tango Down being good early ones.  Nick Mullen's bitstincts can sometimes feel otherwordly.

[Chollis]

I'll occasionally just get Stav's singing voice pop into my head

Doctor doctor
give me the news I gotta
bad case of beeeeeeeeeeing gayyyy

[Mantis Toboggan]

I remember having the same feeling myself.  In fact, I always feel like that at first whenever I'm party to more than two young Americans talking together.  Waiting until you've worked out whose voice is whose is the secret to enjoying any pod.  It really does settle down, though.  If you've gotta listen from the beginning, I think that Austin Powers ep- like, episode 5 or 6?- was where the silliness really clicked.  Maybe because it was all one ridiculous bit rather than just swapping stories about comedians I didn't know about.  Seem to recall Black Magic Schoolbus, Bully Town and Tango Down being good early ones.  Nick Mullen's bitstincts can sometimes feel otherwordly.

I've got the Austin Powers one ready to listen to tomorrow morning. I'll hold you personally responsible if I don't enjoy it.

[Sin Agog]

I've got the Austin Powers one ready to listen to tomorrow morning. I'll hold you personally responsible if I don't enjoy it.

That's not like some comedy high water mark or anything!  Just sayin' it was the first ep where I started paying attention.  Compared to something like 'Incel Sebastian' and Meatwad Katt Williams that Autism Powers episode is their Steamboat Willie.

[Carpool Dragon]

I'll occasionally just get Stav's singing voice pop into my head

Doctor doctor
give me the news I gotta
bad case of beeeeeeeeeeing gayyyy

Fuck me Delilah I am gay and I love penis.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

I gave the very first episode a go this morning. There were a few funny moments but it felt like I was gatecrashing a frat house. Somewhere between that and the insufferable Bill and Marty on KBBL. Is this something that settles down or am I better to just bow out now?

What you see is what you get.

The only 'dirtbag left' podcast that is consistently funny (and not annoying) is Trillbilly Workers Party. Maybe this a coincidence or a personal bias, but they're also the only ones who have any competence hosting a radio program.

[Jerzy Bondov]

My favourite Cum Town song is still What A Wonderful World but it's about him sucking his own dick.

"I suck my own dick/
'til I cum in my mouth"

That in a Louis Armstrong voice. Still makes me laugh.

That or The King of Semen Drinking

[non capisco]

For me it's still, from one of the very earliest episodes, to the tune of 'Eye Of The Tiger' : "HE'S THE GUY WHO FUCKS TIGERS!"

Gawd love those puerile bastards.

[iamcoop]

Favourite parody song for me is probably still

"I believe my dick's small
I believe my dick's way to fuckin' small
My penis doesn't even reach my balls
And my balls are also small"

Or when they do Vertigo by U2 but just change it to "Hello - I'm gay."

Clever? No.
Funny? Probably not.
Does it make me laugh my fucking tits off? Absolutely.

As for best ep, Tai bo is the one that got me hooked. Nick is on fire throughout, the downs jones character being a particular highlight.

"Downs Jones is down five points tonight on Mario party - his favourite game..."

Fucking hell when he's manic he's quick as fuck.

[Hank Venture]

Gay Donald Trump. «They said it's the gayest sex they've ever seen, and that's coming from them, not me, okay?»

[amputeeporn]

Gay Donald Trump. «They said it's the gayest sex they've ever seen, and that's coming from them, not me, okay?»

'We're gonna drop the gayest bomb of all time'

Legendary as, I think, the first time Nick actually broke down laughing at anything.

[Piggyoioi]

You're so gayyyy, you probably think this song is about youuuu.

[amputeeporn]

I don't know if it's just because I'm walking home on a Friday but the latest, Big Bitch, is wall to wall silliness - and I've been especially cackling at the ad reads. Mullen just letting that engine run.

[non capisco]

Flippin 'eck, these are no good without Stav. When he's away off in Greece or wherever you realise just how much Nick is usually playing to him.

[Sin Agog]

Not heard it yet, but Imma guess it's Nick being eerily nice to Adam again.  The Stav-less episodes feel like a floaty reboot of an old show where the character dynamics are all off. Whereas the Adam-less ones are two perennially imbalanced individuals retreating into hilarious infantilism for an hour or so before ending the pod saying they wanna kill themselves.  It's almost like Nick becomes a heightened version of whichever Cum Boy is in the room with him.

[peanutbutter]

I like the occasional episode with just Nick and Adam, they're breezy nothing episodes but its a good reminder that Nick doesn't sincerely hate Adam if nothing else.


Tend to listen to like 8 episodes at once though so I don't have the frustration of waiting a whole week for a dud.

[Schnapple]

I really liked the most recent one. The stuff about iphones triggering trypophobia really made me laugh. Nick's annoyance with both the concept and his own inability to empathise with it really resonated with me, I'm afraid to say. Don't kill yourself yet, buddy!