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Cum Town Podcast

Started by Large Noise, July 08, 2016, 12:14:34 AM

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iamcoop

I was laughing at Nick's observation that referring to your hairdresser as 'the woman that cuts my hair' is like referring to your wife as 'the woman that sucks my dick'. Such a fucking stupid podcast.

amputeeporn

Quote from: iamcoop on September 14, 2019, 02:44:44 PM
I was laughing at Nick's observation that referring to your hairdresser as 'the woman that cuts my hair' is like referring to your wife as 'the woman that sucks my dick'. Such a fucking stupid podcast.

No episode with this in it is entirely lost. I fully cackled. I agree that the Stav-less episodes demonstrate why he's so important to the dynamic. His one man crowd screaming laughter eggs Nick on to ludicrous heights, but I found this Adam and Nick edition a nice listen too.

For such a completely stupid and thoughtless podcast, it is the definition of chemistry. Take out an element and it truly doesn't work in the way it's intended to. Leave everything as it is, and it seems that it can go on forever with very little thought involved.

All that said, I do fully believe that Nick spends every waking moment mentally riffing and contemplating potential bits. Although it's hilarious to imagine his mind at work in menial minimum wage jobs, I love that he somehow found the perfect outlet (but is still miserable).

Hank Venture

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cumtown/comments/dh0b5k/50k_a_month_for_this_amazing_pic_thanks_pay_pigs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Which one looks most like absolute shit? Discuss. For me, Stav is the reigning champion what with not being able to have his tooth fixed in two years, but Nick is gaining ground by sporting the homeless forest elf look.

amputeeporn

TBH - within the parameters of Cum Town they all look terrific. Man, I love them all so stupidly much. Complete idiots who have fallen ass-backwards into the exact formula which works for them, and it's wonderful.

Mainly, I am absolutely stunned to see them:

1. Outside in sunlight and...
2. Actually following through with anything they promised on the patreon.

I assumed the pumpkin patch would go the same way as the web series and various other things even slightly more complicated than podcasting.

Also as a recent recommendation: Time to Die. Whole show, obv, but 20 mins in Stav casually mentions, as ever, the exact measurements of another man's penis and is challenged on it. The boys delve into his research process and it's just the kind of funny that can only come from deep understanding between friends and, although every word is the stupidest I've ever heard, it's perfect.


amputeeporn

Quote from: TwinPeaks on October 13, 2019, 02:53:37 AM
nick is really cute when he tries https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3GNK3aqZuY

Oh, Cum Town. Please continue to be nice people while saying indefensible things, because this is wonderful. Especially the last one.

VelourSpirit

I loved Nick's line about how he likes getting up to change Homicide: Life on the Street DVDs because it gives him something to do

Sin Agog

Bought the first two seasons of Homicide at Cex yesterday for about 1.50 each because Nick put it on my mind.  Had no idea Richard Belzer was a proper actor.

hedgehog90

Quote from: Hank Venture on October 13, 2019, 12:10:13 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cumtown/comments/dh0b5k/50k_a_month_for_this_amazing_pic_thanks_pay_pigs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Which one looks most like absolute shit? Discuss. For me, Stav is the reigning champion what with not being able to have his tooth fixed in two years, but Nick is gaining ground by sporting the homeless forest elf look.

Apparently the subreddit's gone private, so it's no longer visible to me.
How do I get cum privilege to view that shit?

peanutbutter

Quote from: hedgehog90 on October 14, 2019, 11:21:23 AM
Apparently the subreddit's gone private, so it's no longer visible to me.
How do I get cum privilege to view that shit?
I'm assuming you'll be banned from half of reddit just by being a member of that subreddit too (probably applies to chapotraphouse as well)

Schnapple

Nick's appearance on the recent bonus Chapo reviewing and deconstructing Eyes Wide Shut was a treat.

I'm not subscribed to the subreddit and never posted there and I got approved. Who wants to touch me?

Sin Agog

#402
Was bummed at first as I regularly went on there for sneaky links to the premiums, but now that I know that they all get uploaded to soundcloud or youtube pretty much straight away I'm not arsed.  Yesterday's ep killed me many times.  I love that Stav actually thought up and then gave voice to this: 'I wonder if you were small enough to fit in the microwave if it would be pleasurable in the beginning'


Still, would be lovely if some fine chapo would post the pumpkin patch pic in the thread.

iamcoop

Quote from: Sin Agog on October 14, 2019, 01:48:46 PM
Was bummed at first as I regularly went on there for sneaky links to the premiums, but now that I know that they all get uploaded to soundcloud or youtube pretty much straight away I'm not arsed.  Yesterday's ep killed me many times.  I love that Stav actually thought up and then gave voice to this: 'I wonder if you were small enough to fit in the microwave if it would be pleasurable in the beginning'


Still, would be lovely if some fine chapo would post the pumpkin patch pic in the thread.



There is also one of all three of the boys but it seems to have disappeared.

Sin Agog

#404
Cheers, mate! Stav looks great there.  I never realised it before but basketballs probably were designed to look like pumpkins.




amputeeporn

How is this show STILL so funny?

I guess because Nick Mullen is a genius, Stav is a one man crowd and Adam is a (kind of) sane influence.

But I shouldn't almost cause myself physical harm twice a week because three complete idiots are taking shit.

Schnapple

I too was recently wondering how long this stupid fucking show can basically continue unabated. I really hope I'm not listening to it in ten years time. It would be cool for Nick to suddenly kill it with a week or two notice, if that. Can imagine myself talking about it wistfully, but I'm talking about Korean Bill Cosby's Tiny Dick or the Pokemon theme tune compilation (Now set to music, incidentally; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nf4Kns0i0U)

iamcoop

I don't think I've ever laughed at anything so continuously pointless and stupid in my life. Even Nick's frankly ridiculous Jordan Peterson impression from the other week keeps making me laugh despite how dumb it is. "Listen here bucko, you wanna come in my class? You better unbuckle my pants, and fuck me in my ass."

There's no point defending this podcast to anyone that hates it because you can't. On paper it is everything it's detractors claim it is. Yet it makes me laugh probably more than anything else does these days.

amputeeporn

Quote from: iamcoop on October 17, 2019, 02:59:29 PM
There's no point defending this podcast to anyone that hates it because you can't. On paper it is everything it's detractors claim it is. Yet it makes me laugh probably more than anything else does these days.

It's indefensible - and that speaks to its credit. Its only aim is to make me cackle. And although there are natural fallow periods (ones which often illustrate the frailties of the men involved) the hit rate is insane. Nick Mullen is a terrifying bit man. Over this amount of hours, the variety of takes, impressions, references and jokes is medically insane.

Imagine yourself in his shoes and how fast you'd repeat yourself.

Yes it's stupid, stupid beyond belief, but it's so so creative.

VelourSpirit

He's the funniest person I've ever heard, not even hyperbole, I can say it with full confidence. Constantly finding myself thinking "how the fuck does his mind do this?" yet I feel like I understand him like no other comedian. Even just a stupid bit like Elvis saying "suck me very dick" it's like, yes, I completely get it in the most inarticulable way
I'm alway finding myself thinking back to things like his Joker impression from a year or two ago, starts off with small dick Joker and comes out with amazing phrases like "I CUT MY DICK DOWN - NOT OFF, JUST DOWN"

Schnapple

There's a bit in this week's premium in which Nick talks about emerging trans representation in the media with genuine insight and empathy, and those are the occasional giveaway moments you need before a ten minute discussion about the logistics of shagging a couch.

Quote from: TwinPeaks on October 28, 2019, 08:38:49 PM
He's the funniest person I've ever heard, not even hyperbole, I can say it with full confidence.

Truly shocking to scroll down and find this statement.

peanutbutter

Started into the early episodes of the Sitdown there recently and I can totally see how someone or another here compared Recine to Mullen a while ago, there's something really similar about where his mind seems to go with some bits that are dumb as fuck but still somehow inspired

Hank Venture

Nathaniel, maybe not so much water?
- Orthodox Jewish fireman

amputeeporn

Quote from: Schnapple on October 28, 2019, 08:54:35 PM
There's a bit in this week's premium in which Nick talks about emerging trans representation in the media with genuine insight and empathy, and those are the occasional giveaway moments you need before a ten minute discussion about the logistics of shagging a couch.

These moments are always a rare treat. His absolute loathing for Steven Seagal showing through 'Then he just fucks her. THAT'S his definition of a Good Man', the constant Whalberg digs, the episode with Bam's conman road manager who was regularly acquiring coke for a drug addict 'and at no point does anything in you say 'this is wrong'?' Adam's non-intervention in the sexual assault of a woman on the street.

Sin Agog

Nick seemed a bit overwhelmed by the idea of being serious on that recent Chapo Joker Special, at least at first (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjUmW4vsUoU).  It resulted in his hilarious little non sequitur about The Love Guru. Then when he got comfortable he kinda out-Chapo'd all the Chapos.  It's what makes Cum Town so much more loveable than all that Luis Gomez/Anthony Cumia/Sam Harris 'member when men were allowed to be funny crowd.

amputeeporn

Two screaming episodes in a row. Nick going completely insane, Stav being literally beyond stupid, Adam hesitantly protesting...