Cum Town Podcast

[amputeeporn]

He's the funniest person I've ever heard, not even hyperbole, I can say it with full confidence. Constantly finding myself thinking "how the fuck does his mind do this?" yet I feel like I understand him like no other comedian. Even just a stupid bit like Elvis saying "suck me very dick" it's like, yes, I completely get it in the most inarticulable way
I'm alway finding myself thinking back to things like his Joker impression from a year or two ago, starts off with small dick Joker and comes out with amazing phrases like "I CUT MY DICK DOWN - NOT OFF, JUST DOWN"

'Suck me very dick' is emblematic of the whole show. Literally one of the stupidest things I'ver ever heard from a comedian, particularly a brilliant one. Also one of the funniest.

From memory, Adam is in disbelief at the line, he's us, he's asking how it can possibly be permissible as funny - and Nick bats him down.

It just is.

It just is.

[Carpool Dragon]

'Suck me very dick' is emblematic of the whole show. Literally one of the stupidest things I'ver ever heard from a comedian, particularly a brilliant one. Also one of the funniest.

The line itself is one thing, it's asking an Elvis impersonator turned failed comedy club owner to say it as Elvis and him refusing because its "disrespectful to the King" that puts it over the top. Sublime.

[Schnapple]

Momentarily destroyed by a brief Nick riff in the latest episode imagining a centrist living near Auschwitz in the 1940s.

"Personally, I don't really consider myself very political, but I do wonder what goes on in that factory."

[amputeeporn]

Nick has been low energy in the last few then coming in with literally insane flights of fancy that other comedians might forge careers out of. I enjoyed the recent one where they had a guest because it felt like they were really really trying to be on best behaviour/act like a real podcast would. And look, completely failing.

Stav in a dick measuring contest with his toddler brothers killed me.

[Sin Agog]

SILENCE!

Loving this new soundboard.

Threw on yesterday's ep to find out if I could still laugh, and Nick tactically bleeping Adam at the perfect moment to make him sound all Tom Metzger proved that I can.  It's basic bitch childishness, but so's the best of Cum Town.

[spaghetamine]

I really wasn't expecting to enjoy this at all, on paper it sounds absolutely awful but I've been listening to it pretty much constantly throughout the day at work and it's caused me to laugh out loud on multiple occasions which is a relatively rare occurrence for me. Adam definitely seems the most well adjusted by quite a long way, you know, aside from being a weird bug who eats dust.

[Schnapple]

This week's was really funny. The Howard Stern and Hilary Clinton bit was wonderfully stupid.

[Sin Agog]

Those were, without exaggeration, the worst impressions I've ever heard. Amazing.

[amputeeporn]

Nick's soundboard glee has been so infectious - but how completely shit they are at using it, and what a terrible product this podcast continues to be only makes it more funny.

Him becoming a 'sniper' with the Bleep was brilliant. The recently recurring bit about how much they want the show to end, how much they hate it and are embarrassed by the fans is likewise very funny.

Essentially every single thing about this podcast is wrong. Somehow it really helps at shit times, though.

Edit to add: from, I think, the first soundboard episode, after Nick's wilfully evil take that no woman could ever direct as well as Scorsese.

'How would she make DeNiro look thirty years younger? By sucking his dick?'

*BLASTS INTO THE AMAZINGLY STUPID BASTARD RADIO METAL GUITAR RIFF*

[VelourSpirit]

nick: it's just a *bleeeeep* i make when i'm fucked up on heroin
stav: hahahahahahaha nooooooo
nick: listen i got.. a heroin problem

That bit had me CRYING and i have no idea why it made NO SENSE

[VelourSpirit]

i meant to say something else but... my ILLNESS

[iamcoop]

Odd how bad Nick's Hillary Clinton is given he's managed to do a fairly passable one in the past ("It's me, Hillary Clinton on Chaturbate...") but the Howard Stern bit made me laugh a lot. *Ridiculously long bleep* "Please just end it with a soft 'a' Howard, please.."

[peanutbutter]

Was feeling down yesterday and stuck on a recent episode of this, Stav talking about how he'd fuck a younger Mrs Doubtfire and the tangent they went into after had me immediately crying

[non capisco]

The recent one where Nick uses the soundboard to pretend to be the muffled sound of Adam in his hotel room crying and listening to Bob Dylan got me good.

SILENCE!!!

[iamcoop]

Latest premium ep is a stone cold classic. Absolutely fucking ridiculous.

[Sin Agog]

Latest premium ep is a stone cold classic. Absolutely fucking ridiculous.

Most people probably think it's just Tidbit & The Screeching Halt up to his old tricks, but I like how Adam (and sometimes Nick) occasionally turn Cum Town into a film podcast on the down-low.  The Marnie chat a couple of weeks ago and The Naked Kiss conversation in this one were a nice breather in between the manic pixie dream bits like Michael Balls-Penis.

[Jerzy Bondov]

Michael Balls Penis is the greatest comedy character of 2019

[iamcoop]

Michael Balls Penis is the greatest comedy character of 2019

I'm afraid that title belongs to Clarence the rapping homosexual baker that's also a Vietnam veteran that betrayed his race.

[amputeeporn]

The 808 beats forced me to run out of a library because I was laughing so much but also terrified my earphones might malfunction and my phone would somehow blast out the (indefensible) audio on loudspeaker.

Nick imagining himself trying to do stand up as an old man to lapsed fans of the show who are just sad to see him was wonderfully bleak, too.

'Does anyone remember Rain Man?'
'That movie came out 65 years ago...'

[Jerzy Bondov]

Michael Shannon was concerned people would confuse him with Shannen Doherty, so he changed his name to Shannon Penis.

[willy crossit]

all time great episode

[iamcoop]

The Barney the dinosaur bit might be the hardest I've laughed at anything all year.

[Carpool Dragon]

I'm afraid that title belongs to Clarence the rapping homosexual baker that's also a Vietnam veteran that betrayed his race.

https://clyp.it/jsi3s0nr
Found a new ringtone.

[amputeeporn]

https://clyp.it/jsi3s0nr
Found a new ringtone.

I wish there was anyone in my life I could play this to.

[spaghetamine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-SAis5b7c0

been enjoying the various cum town animated videos on youtube

[peanutbutter]

has anyone here successfully recommended this podcast to another person in reality yet?

[alan nagsworth]

has anyone here successfully recommended this podcast to another person in reality yet?

It was recommended to me by a friend and I've passed it on to a few others as well. It was a hard sell - like trying to recommend Neil Hamburger - but all my pals are dreadful cunts anyway so I knew if I flung enough shit then it would stick somewhere.

[amputeeporn]

It was recommended to me by a friend and I've passed it on to a few others as well. It was a hard sell - like trying to recommend Neil Hamburger - but all my pals are dreadful cunts anyway so I knew if I flung enough shit then it would stick somewhere.

Girlfriend finds them funny enough to chortle when she gets home and I'm listening to it, but wouldn't seek it out herself. Stavros's shows at the Soho Theatre are now live, though, and I just grabbed tickets - so she's about to get the full experience...

[peanutbutter]

Hmm... do I really wanna see a full hour of Stav solo?

[alan nagsworth]

I'm definitely up for that, his standup is easily the strongest of the three Cumbois. Thanks for bringing it to my attention!