Author Topic: Cum Town Podcast  (Read 112323 times)

alan nagsworth

  • aka the mollusk
Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #90 on: January 29, 2018, 08:45:39 PM »
Yeah, it's funny as hell. Not for all occasions but undoubtedly scratches an itch nothing else really does. Also - it's desperately obvious they're all sweethearts beneath the black humour. They're just trying to make each other laugh - and it warms my heart that the podcast they all started from minimum wage misery because they were so depressed has changed their lives.

Re: Stav's laugh. You really miss it when he's not there. He's a hype man - and when Mullen doesn't have him to play to, he can just become monotone and flat. Loved Mullen (ages back) defending Stav's ignorance: 'He's just a fat, happy guy who lives in the moment.'

It's in a nice place atm - agree they're all sounding happier in their lives, and I'm glad to see/hear Mullen's doing more spots. Not all of his humour can translate to the stage, but it would be a huge waste for him to just spend the next ten years on Playstation.

oh hell yeah bitch *farts into mic*

wow i've really been owning it with these new pages lately

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #91 on: January 31, 2018, 09:20:47 AM »
Ian's burn on Nick was so good: "you dead-eyed idiot"

Wish Adam stood up for himself once in a while.

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #92 on: February 01, 2018, 10:17:27 AM »
Can't stop thinking about the live-action Garfield dream intermittently throughout the days.

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #93 on: February 01, 2018, 03:38:59 PM »
Very funny episode this week; great 10-15 minutes on wanking rituals, and Nick's story about the 'Brain Wars' at the 24-hour Best Buy had me rolling. Not to mention the good-ass riff zone.

"For an hour of therapy, I could own half a tracksuit."

Sin Agog

  • Dogs fucked the pope; no fault of mine
Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #94 on: February 05, 2018, 05:35:58 AM »
Any of you guyze heard this? https://soundcloud.com/cum-town/hello-amc-theaters-help-me-im-old?in=cum-town/sets/clarence

I'd hate to see a film only to have the crease in my slacks removed so that they blouse in all directions.  I'd absolutely hate that.

EDIT: Actually, that whole series is hilarious in an ambient sort of way. https://soundcloud.com/cum-town/sets/clarence
« Last Edit: February 05, 2018, 06:25:33 AM by Sin Agog »

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #95 on: February 09, 2018, 01:47:20 PM »
Nick on rare form in the latest.

Sin Agog

  • Dogs fucked the pope; no fault of mine
Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #96 on: February 09, 2018, 02:03:09 PM »
I love how Stav was 100% aware that nothing he or Adam could say could possibly improve the episode in any way while Nick was in god mode. That New York Times bit.  Married to Children.  The American Psycho riff.  People of Coloring Books... It's all too much.  It needs to be made mandatory that Nick gets high on the day of the podcast recording.  With regular brains you become the most tiresome bore on weed, but with Nick's he just comes out with these bits without even trying.

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #97 on: February 09, 2018, 02:51:20 PM »
Absolutely agree with the above, Nick was on insanely funny form this week. I think my favourite recurring motif is "How about...?", as in 'Downs Jones' this week. 'Married To Children' sent me over the edge. These new mics seem to have really upped their game.

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #98 on: February 13, 2018, 11:07:44 PM »
After hearing the boys partially make fun of and partially salute black comics in the "now how many of y'all like sex" Def Comedy Jam vein, I decided to check some out. Holy fuck is it funny. Disregarding the all-time greats (Chappelle, Murphy etc), I never knew someone like Bernie Mac was so fucking funny. And all of them are insanely offensive. It really hits home how lackluster stand up is now, with a seemingly endless supply of upper middle class white women and Indian guys with Netflix specials who are just really unfunny. White guys too for that matter. It's like Nick said, stand up is about getting the audience nodding and applauding your correct takes, and not about being funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JkPx0gk6LE

The charisma. The swagger. Just completely owning the stage. It's better than any stand up I've seen on Netflix. Also, without fail, there's a sour faced white woman in the front row not laughing at all, which just makes it better.

Edit: Also, the "Screeching Halt" bit in the latest episode was phenomenal.

up_the_hampipe

  • Crowd appeaser
Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #99 on: February 13, 2018, 11:21:23 PM »
That Bernie Mac set is legendary. Those Def Jam comics were all about giving the audience a good time. A lot of the material was hacky (I remember Neal Brennan would call them "stool fuckers") but it's often forgivable because of the performance.

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #100 on: February 14, 2018, 11:16:32 AM »
I am way behind on these after a 4 month listening hiatus due to not having to walk 40 mins to work. Nice to have a good backlog to listen to but am a bit narked I can't relate to the latest bits on this thread.

I find with this that I can tune out all the "you're gay" back and forths, having it playing the background as I stride to work like a god, and then suddenly snap back in to something that's really funny. I laughed loudly in the street the other day(s) at the bits on different eps about a mobile phone "Hood" tariff where you're not charged for repeating yourself (I find myself wandering around amusing myself saying "Oh my god. I wanna put hands on you. I liderally want to put hands on chu." and "He is not yo mans. He is not yo mans. But he is not yo mans" and "Are you gonna let me finish? Are you gonna let me finish? Are you gonna let me finish?") and also the bit about the special Olympics / Olympics being the wrong way round and how the Chinese could dominate because "there's no test we can do".

Also - I envy Nick's ability to make up language - Spanglish, Cantonese, the Japanese Spiderman theme.








Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #101 on: February 14, 2018, 03:11:58 PM »
(I remember Neal Brennan would call them "stool fuckers")

I just saw a guy literally humping a stool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K94ghe7ZIU

He also opens with a killer "retarded child" impression.

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #102 on: February 14, 2018, 05:52:17 PM »
Stav's 'most tasty omelette' suggestion for new winter Olympic events. I love him.

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #103 on: February 15, 2018, 08:28:03 AM »
Had to pause the latest episode just now because the idea of pouring 'gallons of LSD' into the exposed membranes of a kangaroo's pouch is the one thing Nick has said so far that's genuinely upset me. Jesus christ..

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #104 on: February 22, 2018, 02:57:53 PM »
Good bit about Batman characters in the last one.

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #105 on: February 23, 2018, 12:06:47 PM »
The small-dicked Superman idea should be turned into one of those thoughtful & mature comicbooks for grown-ups. A sort of inverse Love Sausage.

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #106 on: February 26, 2018, 12:07:22 PM »
Good bit about Batman characters in the last one.

Poison H-Ivy.

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #107 on: February 26, 2018, 01:47:12 PM »
Poison H-Ivy.

"There he is!"

I didn't really enjoy this week's Adamless edition as much as a usual episode, although it was fun to hear Nick laughing much more than usual at the sheer level of depraved stupidity it hit around that Batman bit.

Z

  • The movie, not the TV series, or the book
Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #108 on: March 03, 2018, 11:56:59 PM »
Moving along a bit further in, I'm liking Stav a lot more. He just gave off the vibe of a kind of internet kid with no interests who just somehow winds up being a total cunt but he's clearly not.
Nick deliberately texting other people than Stav/Adam about Call Me By Your Name because he was embarrassed by how much he liked it was pretty funny.


Should I go back through the patreon episodes? It sounded like their Aziz Ansari talk was largely in premium episode and I wanna hear that shit.

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #109 on: March 04, 2018, 05:04:13 PM »
Definitely, maybe give the live show a miss but the premiums have been good. The Jordan Peterson bits are very, very on point.

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #110 on: March 04, 2018, 05:20:12 PM »
Just jumped months ahead to listen to the Batman one as I trudged round the streets. I liked the interaction between Stav and Nick - seemed a lot more relaxed and Stav seemed less prone to just lapsing into the "you're gay" stuff to try and spark something.

Great to hear Nick laughing too and enjoying it.

I liked the bit about Adam being banned from Israel.

Was outraged to hear Brendan Burns being thought of as British. We don't want him (and I speak for everyone). I can just imagine him keep saying his "muzzo beard" thing and then mistaking silence as misplaced outrage as opposed to indifference or boredom.

Sin Agog

  • Dogs fucked the pope; no fault of mine
Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #111 on: March 04, 2018, 05:24:54 PM »
Definitely, maybe give the live show a miss but the premiums have been good. The Jordan Peterson bits are very, very on point.

Turning him into the squeakiest Canadian alive totally took the sting out of his tail.  That voice would probably work as an all-round kryptonite to any alt-righter who prides themselves on their immense maleness.

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #112 on: March 04, 2018, 07:59:16 PM »
"Um it's actually gay to get pussy, it's a study that I've done recently, here at the University of Canada"

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #113 on: March 21, 2018, 09:57:31 PM »
I'm midway through my first ever watch of Jerry Springer The Opera and there's some nice hints of cum in this so far..

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #114 on: March 30, 2018, 02:09:24 PM »

alan nagsworth

  • aka the mollusk
Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #115 on: March 30, 2018, 04:58:20 PM »
I've been listening again recently after taking a break (I binged the lot when I first found it and kind of overdosed). The bit about Pierre St. Pierre that runs throughout one of the most recent episodes is so fucking funny. "You get home and try to go upstairs and your dad is like, 'hold on, come here a second. Is that powdered sugar held to your face with cum?'"

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #116 on: March 30, 2018, 05:17:38 PM »
Wasn't keen on the Adamless episodes, but the guy they had replacing him last week was really funny.

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #117 on: April 01, 2018, 01:34:54 AM »
Tim Dillon! He's been on before I think

Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #118 on: April 02, 2018, 06:33:27 PM »
Here's a recording of a recent stand-up set of Nicks. I do prefer him in more organic podcast form I think but he's a certainly a skilled stand-up too.

Large Noise

  • class at fighting
Re: Cum Town Podcast
« Reply #119 on: April 13, 2018, 08:49:15 PM »
Just had to turn off the most recent free episode cause I was laughing too much while walking down the street at the "Brain Man" bit. When Nick Mullen's on form he's really a unique talent.