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Morrisons' "The Best" Range

Started by A Car With No Doors, July 12, 2016, 09:44:25 PM

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Coming soon to Morrisons' "The Best" Range:

Can of crisps
Tongued chicken
Two Seperate Balls
Giant rice
Lederhosings
Laugh bread
Nick Knowles Stir N' Fry
Green
Nick Knowles Shake N' Bake
Shitty fish

Vodka Margarine

Mushy pills
Hull cake
Street gravy
Pastry drops
Crusted mard
All day dripping
Pie wine

Glebe

Worm pie.
Shit food.
Crap meal.
Rubbish wine.
Bollocks soufflé
Nonsense waffles.

Big Jack McBastard

Chargrilled Trifle
Onion Infused Battenberg
Banarrots
Carranas
Pickled Ice-cream Aftershave
Redundant Shallots
Scuffed Pork Beaks
Uncookable Chicken
Pre-chewed White Loaf
Abandoned Doughnuts

I just realised 'Can of crisps' is essentially Pringles and therefore not such the whimsical notion.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Mink Hoops
Alphabetti Steaky
Creamed Games
Collector's Edition Peas
Bestial Promises
Billionaire's Tampon
Sourdough-D 40
Vagisil Ganache
Night Jam
1000 Piece Cod
Gressingham Duck Down Falafel
Lyle's Rancids
Reusable Mash
Slave Nuggets
Line Caught School Shorts

Quote from: Big Jack McBastard on July 13, 2016, 02:09:19 AM
I just realised 'Can of crisps' is essentially Pringles and therefore not such the whimsical notion.

Yah, I just liked the wording.

Oh yeah, uh:

CUNT FLAKES

Sam

#6
Fig Stands
Slatted Bensons
Medley of Titcoats
Negro Cakes
Assumed Protein
Tackle Boxes (limited bollock and cunt edition)
Stevie Wonder Lunchbox Cheese Rations
Tattered Kestrel AAAs
Alan Hansen Memorial Hops
Just a big puddle of faeces in the corner
Saint Francis's Canticle of the Sun Frozen Sausages
Ice-blasted lectern
Chaff
Heron Poems of 2011
Hilary Flakes
Arse Station
Jappy Slit Burgers (Racist)
Seedless Gapes
Nagging Brenda
Quoth Richie Havens Evermore
SHITTING TISSUE
Greg Wallace Hoover Attachment
Peanuts Glazed in Birdshit
Angra Mainyu kitchen roll


Shoulders?-Stomach!

As karma is crocked +1 to Sam for Canticle of the Sun Frozen Sausages

Big Jack McBastard

Needless Grapes
Heedless Grapes
Granusol - (Makes your gran[nb]but not your nan[/nb] smaller)
Nip Ticklers
Slaps in the face at the till
Leg of Trout
Socks of Milk
Mandatory facial tattoo upon entry
Cod Flavoured Candles
Self replicating nanobot clouds

giant sticks of fuck
Leper's Finger cider
A quail
Davey Grohl
fried wentelteefjes
cups