Star Whores: Special Edition

[Banana Woofwoof]

I love this thread, just thought I'd say.  If I could mong, I would.  I might try actually....

[no_offenc]

[Helvetica Scenario]

Sheer fucking brilliance!

[Charlie Potatoes]

Not exactly a mong, but I find the slow hip movement strangely hypnotic...

[wheatgod]

Its the eery stability of the head that gets me. Disturbing, yet compelling.

[Artemis]

[Lt Plonker]

I love this thread, just thought I'd say.  If I could mong, I would.  I might try actually....

You will try to mong Star Wars... *gestures hand*

[Santa's Boyfriend]

Two grown men creaming their pants at a Star Wars convention...

[mothman]

Isn't that one one the left the Scooter Boy, all grown up?

[Lt Plonker]

Browsing through the lovely Santasvisionmongs website, I found this wot I did ages ago.



I feel slightly bad about it now.

[butnut]

That's ace, Plonker!

[Captain Crunch]

Fans with too much time on their hands:

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/darth-tragedy/

[Santa's Boyfriend]

That's great!

[splattermac]

have you seen the Darth Gardening tshirt?

that's no moon

[Captain Crunch]

And for something so cheap, this made me laugh:

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/9163/youarewantsnuggplepuff1zh.jpg

[terminallyrelaxed]

How do you reckon he did that? Illustrator? Fireworks, Flash, what? I've got so many ideas for this style of thing but I don't think my skills are there yet, getting the hang of photo-monging now though...

[Santa's Boyfriend]

Illustrator, by the looks of it.  Probably drawn by hand first and then traced over.

[sproggy]

Thanks to sutton for the source picture.

[Captain Crunch]

A simple yet brilliant costume:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/19472786@N00/27508325/

[Lt Plonker]

The silly sod must be absolutely knackered after half an hour.

[Sivead]

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[ffogems]

Imagine my disappointment when I discovered this thread wasn't about this

[George]

See, that's the problem with brit porn, all about narrative.

[ffogems]

Oh, I dunno about that: the Americans seem to be getting better at everything

[Rolf Harris]

Was the bird on that "Star Whores" cover on X-Factor a few weeks back? The one with the ridiculous tits that are shaped more like male pecs.

[ffogems]

Yes, yes she was. Michelle Thorne is her name. It seemed odd when she professed to have always had singing aspirations, becuase if that is your ultimate goal then you don't immerse yourself in something as conspicuous as pornography. You take a menial office job, or something equally as effacing.

[Captain Crunch]

Fanboys in 'spot the sink' fun:

http://www.starwars.com/episode-iii/bts/production/f20050526/

And that wasn't Michelle Thorne on X-factor

[ffogems]

It was Michelle Thorne on X-factor.

[Captain Crunch]

Well bugger me roughly, I stand corrected.  Looks like she's been lying about her age again too.

[ffogems]

She was also in the pornography musical on Channel 4, singing her tits out, and also on some ITV programme trying to get a record deal. She's a very prolific pornstar. She's been waving those fanny flaps around for a while now. Perhaps she is surrendering.