Author Topic: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start  (Read 10560 times)

icehaven

  • Please don't hi five people in Tamworth
THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« on: August 14, 2016, 06:54:42 PM »
...on More 4. Chris, the bizarre tightwad with the gorgonzola and baked bean stuffed peppers. Never sure if he was putting himself on or not.

shiftwork2

  • Member
  • **
  • pies this is your time
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2016, 06:55:37 PM »
More info pls before I take the massive step of turning the telly on?

Beagle 2

  • Silver Member
  • ****
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2016, 07:01:36 PM »
Haha, my wife told me about this at the time, I've never seen it. Good spot!

Haha "I'm bang happy with that".

shiftwork2

  • Member
  • **
  • pies this is your time
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2016, 07:02:43 PM »
I get it.  Who haggles at the butchers?  'Best I can do is ¬£4.80'.  '¬£4.70?'

Beagle 2

  • Silver Member
  • ****
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2016, 07:04:24 PM »
Ah yeah come on, he must be taking the piss!

icehaven

  • Please don't hi five people in Tamworth
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2016, 07:10:45 PM »
I'd forgotten about the onesie wearing friends singing I Touch Myself too. Their presence ups the 'he's putting it on' odds considerably.

icehaven

  • Please don't hi five people in Tamworth
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2016, 07:17:10 PM »
The asparagus :)

Beagle 2

  • Silver Member
  • ****
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2016, 07:20:21 PM »
Hahahahaha amazing

Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2016, 07:30:22 PM »
Wrong thread.  AND I missed this episode.

thenoise

  • Golden Member
  • *****
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2016, 08:47:04 PM »
I can't find it on youtube, can you help an inept brother out?

icehaven

  • Please don't hi five people in Tamworth
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2016, 08:53:31 PM »
I can't find it on youtube, can you help an inept brother out?

I'm trying, there's 1110 episodes apparently.
Edit; there we go http://www.channel4.com/programmes/come-dine-with-me/on-demand/51383-139
''Chris plans an eclectic menu''

TheFalconMalteser

  • Pedestrian PE teacher
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2016, 08:57:55 PM »
Me too. Big ask.  Hundreds of Chris' have been on it.

Vodka Margarine

  • Television sick and television crazy
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2016, 09:00:58 PM »
I witnessed a Come Dine With Me contestant before she was even on the bloody show. I know this because she made damn sure everyone knew. What's worse, I was trapped with her inside a barge going very slowly along a Birmingham canal. Never before have I feigned so much interest in a semi submerged algae covered shopping trolley.

icehaven

  • Please don't hi five people in Tamworth
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2016, 09:08:28 PM »
My link is his night, but watch the rest of that week for him turning up dressed as a sailor for absolutely no reason on one night and hacking into a loaf of bread while insisting on salad cream.

TheFalconMalteser

  • Pedestrian PE teacher
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2016, 09:12:06 PM »
My link is his night, but watch the rest of that week for him turning up dressed as a sailor for absolutely no reason on one night and hacking into a loaf of bread while insisting on salad cream.

THANKYOU!!!

TheFalconMalteser

  • Pedestrian PE teacher
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2016, 09:15:10 PM »
I was actually thinking about this great big fat man wearing a tiny little tie, all sweaty, and he makes something like an omelette but has left creme de menthe or something in the pan so it's green.  He's an Uncle Monty figure.

TheFalconMalteser

  • Pedestrian PE teacher
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2016, 09:21:48 PM »
Fuck me I'm watching the Chris episode now, just fantastic, massive belly laughs here.

The Masked Unit

  • Sneaky ass alley cat top pedigree
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2016, 09:29:12 PM »
The last 80 odd years of television were basically just a warm up for this.

doppelkorn

  • I just can't stop thinkin about the film Space Jam
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2016, 11:15:01 PM »
Is this the bloke who puts marmalade in all his food or the one who haggles for chicken and celebrates a 20p discount?

icehaven

  • Please don't hi five people in Tamworth
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2016, 11:17:48 PM »
Is this the bloke who puts marmalade in all his food or the one who haggles for chicken and celebrates a 20p discount?

BOTH!! Both. You're welcome.

thenoise

  • Golden Member
  • *****
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2016, 11:37:04 PM »
Thanks icey karma on your way tomorrow.
He's great!

Captain Z

  • Oh yeah my cholesterol's going down
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2016, 11:38:30 PM »
This was amazing. I lost it when he put the peppers in the oven.

Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2016, 11:55:17 PM »
This sounds amazing and I love Come Dine. I'll get on it tomorrow keep me going til the Bolt final.

Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2016, 12:59:06 AM »
I know exactly who this is. This might be the funniest shit I've ever seen. I literally forced people to watch it, and we'd all end up with tears streaming down our faces. Ended up following each other on Twitter, and he was just a really good, wacky dude.

Cannot wait to experience this again!

Large Noise

  • class at fighting
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2016, 01:02:52 AM »
Anycunt know if this is on catch up?

Dex Sawash

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Upph√§ngningspunkterna
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2016, 01:29:22 AM »
is on youtube but i need subtitles


https://youtu.be/gXYPpU77Pw8

Large Noise

  • class at fighting
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2016, 01:49:01 AM »
Ta, just watched it.

Is he doing an act? Not sure.

Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2016, 07:37:17 AM »
Alright, this was pretty good. Even the VO guy doing his best to make me hate it couldn't ruin it that much. He is a twat though. I felt sorry for Chris and that other bloke was a bit of a condescending prick, but still worth watching.

tookish

  • Fool of a Took
Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2016, 03:03:49 PM »
I'm about to watch! I love CDWM, but I don't know this one. I'll pass it onto my sister, who's also a fan. Cheers, chaps.

Incidentally, does anyone remember the episode with the B&B owner who faked a coughing fit and then blamed her throat chakra? Also shouted at another contestant for being an 'angry postman.' That's possibly my favourite of all time, and I can never find it.

Re: THAT Come Dine With Me episode is just about to start
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2016, 03:22:24 PM »
Can someone rip this to avi. on Freemake or something? Really want to see it after watching the wrong episode on More4 last night. All the youtube versions are restricted to UK viewers only and I don't like tricking the system as the last time I did it changed the language on Mozilla to Turkish and it was a bloody miracle that I managed to change it back.

Can anyone help a motherlover out and stick it in Dropbox or some shit? Preferably not in MKV because those files won't play on my shit for some reason.