Which Batman arse is your favourite Batman arse and why?

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*important thread bump*

Come on folks:

Do the various characters' arses wear relevant eyebands so that they can be distinguished from one another?  If so, do the eyebands surround just bare buttock skin or what?  Are the arses all blind characters?  How do they move around?

[biggytitbo]

Every arse is as unique as a face so I don't see the need for any kind of arse mask except purely for disguise - if Bruce Wayne's arse is well known around Gotham City he obviously doesn't want to risk the possibility that a punk might recognise it whilst he gets pummelled.

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Every arse is as unique as a face so I don't see the need for any kind of arse mask except purely for disguise - if Bruce Wayne's arse is well known around Gotham City he obviously doesn't want to risk the possibility that a punk might recognise it whilst he gets pummelled.

So is it wearing a mask or not??

[biggytitbo]

So is it wearing a mask or not??

DEPENDS HOW WELL KNOWN BRUCE WAYNE'S ARSE IS.

[Kelvin]

The most gratuitous bat-bum must be in the extended edition of BvS:

Mildly NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpPcwjBeZmc

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DEPENDS HOW WELL KNOWN BRUCE WAYNE'S ARSE IS.

This isn't answering my question.

[biggytitbo]

The most gratuitous bat-bum must be in the extended edition of BvS:

Mildly NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpPcwjBeZmc

I wouldn't even classify that as an arse.

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No I wouldn't classify it as an arse either.

I can't work out whether to say 'especially not a Bat-arse' or 'not even a Bat-arse'.  Is a Bat-arse better or worse than a human one?