What Batman film/TV series should they make next?

[Quincey]

I would love to see a film of Batman: No Man's Land, where Gotham is

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cut off

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from the rest of the US after an

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earthquake

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and becomes lawless.

The novel by Greg Rucka based on the comics shows the potential for creating a No Man's Lane TV series.

No doubt we'll get Batman vs Iron Man on Mars or something instead.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

One where he fights Superman and gets killed instantly, because that is what would obviously happen.

[Shaky]

One where he milks Alfred dry.

[Dex Sawash]

One where he milks Alfred dry.

need to show it going in too

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I'd like them to have a pop at Batman vs Superman.

[Small Man Big Horse]

Batman vs Sherlock Holmes. Very short film where he beats Cumberbatch to death, and then pisses on his corpse.

Serious answer: I'd love to see a take of Giffen and DeMatteis's Justice League International, which sees Bats leading a fairly idiotic version of the justice league. Can't see it happening bar in animation form though, due to it's overall silliness not fitting the tone of the DC Universe.

Edit: Arkham Asylum too. I know the the Affleck film suggests it'll cover similar territory, but I doubt it'll be anywhere near as good.

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If I recall correctly there hasn't been a decide live action 'Batman Raping Robin' yet.

It would work best with Christian Bale returning as Batman, and "Findus" Crispin Glover as Robin.

[Gulftastic]

This one, obviously:

[Quincey]

Is that meant to be a speaking tube dangling out of the tank? If so, why is it not near his mouth?

[SavageHedgehog]

I'd like to see a film based on this song.

[Custard]

They kinda did No Man's Land in Dark Knight Rises

I've said it a few times on here, but I'd love a Batman Beyond film. It'd be fresh, and as it's based in the future they could mess about with technology etc

That, or a live action Arkham Asylum. Or a go at Prey, with Hugo Strange

[Kelvin]

Batman beyond would be my answer, too.

EDIT: although they can't make that next. Hopefully post-Affleck.   

Also Court of Owls, once the character's opinion on Gotham has been established in a few other films.

The one story I don't want to see adapted is Under the Red Hood, as we've already had 3-4 versions of that now, in games, TV and films.  Sadly, that's exactly what they're going to adapt, if the referances to a dead Robin (in BVS and Suicide Squad ) are anything to go by.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Batman Goes Away

It would be great if he went away.

Bye Batman

You going yeah?

Yeah?

Good

Bye mate

[Glebe]

I'd love to see a really good, lo-fi version of '80s/'90s Bats, with the classic commish Gordon with the yellow moustache and that. Come on lads, pull your fingers out.

[thecuriousorange]

Just bring back the Danny Elfman Bat-theme.

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Batman Goes Away

It would be great if he went away.

Bye Batman

You going yeah?

Yeah?

Good

Bye mate

I just know there will be a scene where Batman is clearly still there.


Batman we can still fucking hear you behind the thing.

^{_{I've gone, I'm not still here.}}

Then who was saying that just then.

<sup><sub>Oh yeah. 



....



......




I've gone now.</sub></sup>

Batman you are so fucking shit at going away.

[Shaky]

I'd love to see a What if...? story which focuses on a world where Batman - and anything related to Batman - has never existed and is never referred to in any shape or form. Let's get away from that whole "Gotham" thing for a while. The story could be a romantic comedy, a supernatural horror or sports drama featuring other characters and set in another place.

This film should still be called "Batman," though.

[thecuriousorange]

Batman vs Man-Bat.

[marquis_de_sad]

Batman vs Man-Bat.

Funnily enough that's what Movie Bob suggested recently.

[Blumf]

I'm still a little hazy on Batman's origin story, they should definitely go over that. He had a happy and loving childhood with his parents always present right?

[Glebe]

I'm still a little hazy on Batman's origin story, they should definitely go over that. He had a happy and loving childhood with his parents always present right?

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They should make Diamonds are Forever with all Batmen in it.

[Dr Rock]

[biggytitbo]

Batman vs Batman 2

Batman 2 is basically someone else who dresses up as Batman and infringes Batmans copyright.

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Batman vs Robert Cop

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The film should be called UNILADS.

I like how the shadows actually look like circular track marks they have been making by going around and around in circles for ages.

[Bazooka]

Batman Vs Brexit.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Batman V Spinbowler

[Blumf]

Batman vs Battyman

"Needlessly homophobic, ★★★★" - The Guardian

[phantom_power]

If I recall correctly there hasn't been a decide live action 'Batman Raping Robin' yet.

Batman rapping Robin

Well my name is Bruce and I'm here to say
I'm going to do some rapping in a Batman way