& this children, is why you should never help out anyone EVER!

[Natnar]

i'd just rather you didn't compare people, God's only true creation, to a mere animal, animals are just food. people are not food.

But can people be compared to non-animal based food? Can I call you a Cabbage?

[Dex Sawash]

Did Alan ever do DJ duties for satirical South African rap group Die Antwoord?

probably

DJ Hi-Tek is looking well

[mook]

But can people be compared to non-animal based food? Can I call you a Cabbage?

apparently so cos you just did. can i call you a mooli?

[Twed]

Can I be a spring roll?

[mook]

why the flip not.

[mr beepbap]

Well hes fucked off all other potential tap ups thats for sure. I suppose that just cos your disabled and look like you could be one of the goodies from Labyrinth or something doesnt mean you're a loveable generous person

[xmxmxmxmxmx]

Ooof he's horrible! What a fucking grotesque selfish little twat. He looks like the Wealdstone raiders weirder brother. Why does he get £300,000 for being mugged?  I reckon that bloke out of Under The Skin deserves at least £500 for being a freak, he's another miserable bastard too.

[BlodwynPig]

In my day, if you got mugged you'd wish the assailant a good day and dust yourself off.

[BlodwynPig]

Then again, in my day, fellas like Dessicated Ron would have been put in a circus or shot, or both.

[mr beepbap]

They should exploit their renewed celebrity status by making a cock film together.

[Porter Dimi]

Worth mentioning this? http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/gateshead-mum-katie-cutler-says-10031376

Alan accepted £150,000 and bought a house. This week, he revealed he has sold it and wants to start a new life in the Shetland Islands. It's an ambition he wouldn't have been able to realise before.

If he only accepted £150k, are we to assume that the other £180k was used to set up Katie's charity?

[mook]

Worth mentioning this? http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/gateshead-mum-katie-cutler-says-10031376

If he only accepted £150k, are we to assume that the other £180k was used to set up Katie's charity?

dunno. but after the bit you quoted, it says this:

Katie, also from ­Gateshead, then decided to launch a charity, The Katie Cutler Foundation, and put the rest towards helping others in need – including a terminally ill three-year- old and a 17-year-old battling incurable cancer.

[Porter Dimi]

^ fair.

[yesitsme]

The problem thesedays is that there are too many people in this country that when they hurt themselves the first they think of isn't 'Ow!' it's ''ow Much?'

The only person to come out of this with any integrity is the mugger.  At least he wasn't trying to be anything else but Cunt No.1.

[Pit-Pat]

The problem thesedays is that there are too many people in this country that when they hurt themselves the first they think of isn't 'Ow!' it's ''ow Much?'

The only person to come out of this with any integrity is the mugger.  At least he wasn't trying to be anything else but Cunt No.1.

And I bet Alan gave him more than £10

[Phoenix Lazarus]

He's gonna cough up.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3804695/Mugging-victim-Alan-Barnes-says-pay-entire-6-600-PR-bill-woman-raised-330-000-buy-new-house-week-stumped-just-10.html

[Attila]

He could have at least put a few diplodocuses on the ark, then we'd still have dinosaurs. No Tyrannosaurus Rexes (Rexii?) though obviously, or we'd just be a whole planet of them now, eating each other.

Tyrannosauri reges.

(one rex, two reges).

Reg.

Reg the Dinosaur.

[Dr Rock]

''I just want to solve the problem.
'Katie did so much for me and I want to help her as it has got out of hand.
'I want to meet Claire [PR person who is owed the money] face to face and give her a cheque. I don't want to give it to Katie as she might reject it.
'I like to think things out and, there again, I don't know if Claire will accept it.''

Eh? Why would he think Katie would reject the money? He's either a bit confused in the head, or they've fallen out. Which is no doubt because he fell in love wth her and tried to get her to touch his willy.

[Dr Rock]

Why does he need to meet the (MILFY blonde) PR woman face to face anyway? Draw your own conclusions.

[mook]

Eh? Why would he think Katie would reject the money? He's either a bit confused in the head, or they've fallen out. Which is no doubt because he fell in love wth her and tried to get her to touch his willy.

or he wants to ensure that the debt is paid directly to the person who is owed it & then he can close the matter.

[Dr Rock]

or he wants to ensure that the debt is paid directly to the person who is owed it & then he can close the matter.

Don't be so naive. This is all about his little winkle.

[Icehaven]

An update;
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-37850522

Charity girl has lost the case, and has to pay PR firm 6 grand (which is seemingly for 14 and a half hours work. I'm in the wrong racket.) Also apparently the little bloke wrote the PR woman a cheque for the full amount last month but she wouldn't cash it because she ''felt he had been pressured into it, and because it wasn't his debt.''...and because while she might not be good enough at PR to make the girl famous, she's obviously not crap enough to know how bad her taking poor little Alan's money would have looked. Also some detail about other money that's been raised via a fundraising website that's now going to be used to settle the debt, which is potentially dubious if that's not what the donors thought it was going to be used for.
 

[Ambient Sheep]

I think the "other fundraising website" might be one set up specifically to pay the bill so that Alan didn't have to, so that's fine.

Btw, I know it's bad form to comment on someone's personal appearance, but what the living FUCK is going on with her eyelashes there?  I just hope that's just some kind of bad mascara accident, and not a deliberate "look".

[Dex Sawash]

what the living FUCK is going on with her eyelashes there?  I just hope that's just some kind of bad mascara accident, and not a deliberate "look".

she's harvested her brows to augment her lashes and henna'd on some new brows

[Quincey]

Isn't she crying in the photo used in the story?

It's all a bit sad really, hopefully it won't discourage other people from doing good deeds.