Royal Family Watch

[BlodwynPig]

They are weirdly popular in Canada (and presumably the rest of the colonies). They're always on the front of those shitty horrible magazines in grocery stores when Johnny depp or a kardashian is not available. At least those people (and all their relatives) aren't funded by the public purse.

Didn't you live two blocks from Meg or something and sold your story to OK Canada?

[Ferris]

Didn't you live two blocks from Meg or something and sold your story to OK Canada?

Me and a mate from Dublin were stumbling home out of PJ O'Brien's on Colbourne street and came across a Suits filmset (corner of Colbourne and Church) and they asked us to be quiet and wait but we said nah mate, Suits is shit so we yelled something and walked off across the parking lot to get the King streetcar home. This delayed their filming by upwards of 30 seconds, and may have resulted in a minor annoyance for Hazza's new squeeze.

If you are referring to that story, then OK Canada's exact response was "no we won't buy it, we are not interested, and please stop asking". Serves them right for trying to film outside an Irish pub on a Friday night.

#LegendFerris

[Attila]

was it ever thus, ... Attila?...

I'm still waiting for her 'let them eat cake' moment.

[Blue Jam]

I'm still waiting for her 'let them eat cake' moment.

KEEP WRAPPING.

[Attila]

KEEP WRAPPING.

::rolls eyes::






:D



eta ROYAL BABBIES SO MANY

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45864758

this is going to be a long, long gestation.

[BlodwynPig]

It's a rainy, blustery Monday - but here's the news that's going to cheer us all up.
Another royal baby!
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex's baby will be arriving in the spring - but because we quite simply can't wait until then, here are lots of lovely, squishy royal baby pictures to tide us over.
You're welcome.

A man from Leeds says "RELEASE THE STAGS!"

[BlodwynPig]

Sadly no BBC journalist/toad put their name to that piece.

[Bronzy]

I would have unprotected sex with Meghan

To be honest

[Crabwalk]

I was a bit off with the date.

[Blue Jam]

Puhppah had a sprog this week. I can't think of anything else to say about that really, not even a proper joke about it having the marshmallow flogging gene or something.

[Attila]

Puhppah had a sprog this week. I can't think of anything else to say about that really, not even a proper joke about it having the marshmallow flogging gene or something.

You have to imagine it being born to the little musical cue her character has on The Windsors.

[Blue Jam]

"That bloke whose brother was on The Bachelor has got billions! Not millions, billions! That's nine zeroes!"

(I bet Kate actually is jealous- I would be...)

[Blumf]

Promises, promises...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/queen-abdicate-95-allowing-charles-13487506

The Queen could stand aside at 95 allowing Charles to reign as regent in just three years time, according to an explosive new biography.

On her coronation in 1953, the Queen promised to serve her country for the rest of her life.

But it has long been speculated that Prince Charles could reign as a regent sooner than expected.

Now, in revelations in a new book by veteran royal correspondent Robert Jobson, it's suggested the Queen could pass on her duties as monarch when she reaches 95, reports Mail Online.

I guess they've got Operation 'Chucks Okay Actually' ready now.

[BlodwynPig]

according to an explosive new biography

I thought they'd caught that mail bomber?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The Queen could stand aside at 95 allowing Charles to reign as regent in just three years time, according to an explosive new biography.

On her coronation in 1953, the Queen promised to serve her country for the rest of her life.

Cunt of Death

[Cursus]

Lara Mason, from Brownhills, spent 250 hours crafting Harry and Meghan cake which can feed up to 500 people and is life sized. Everything edible apart from the frames.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Something about the Meghan's face really captures that frozen thousand-toothed arch-Yankee quality.

'Harold' looks like a bald ex-rower with a turd on his head.

I hope a bored curlew shits on them both the iced cunts

[BlodwynPig]

A facsimile of humanity. A cake.

[Ferris]

Well, there isn't much to do in Brownhills.

[Blue Jam]

Congrats, Bants'n'Syoots!

[Captain Z]

Sometimes you can almost understand why they're so eager to keep themselves locked away in a large palace away from the general public.

[Blue Jam]

^^^ 'kin' ell, what's going on with that rubber duckie? It looks more inbred than any of the Saxe-Coburg Gothas

[greencalx]

Big long piece on the Ten just now about how Chazza's not going to shoot his mouth off when he takes the throne.

Do you think than means Queenie might have a heavy cold?

[Blumf]

Indeed.

Previously...

Promises, promises...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/queen-abdicate-95-allowing-charles-13487506

The Queen could stand aside at 95 allowing Charles to reign as regent in just three years time, according to an explosive new biography.

I guess they've got Operation 'Chucks Okay Actually' ready now.

And now - what was the main headline until the shooting in the US - we see Operation COA ramping up...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46133114

The Prince of Wales says he will stop speaking out on topics he feels strongly about when he becomes king, as he is "not that stupid".

This is going to get sickening.

[BlodwynPig]

Couple of rags, telegraph being one, have "doting grandpa Charles" on their front pages.

Transparent and sickening

[Uncle TechTip]

Big long piece on the Ten just now about how Chazza's not going to shoot his mouth off when he takes the throne.

Do you think than means Queenie might have a heavy cold?

No, they're promoting some documentary. Unless that's part of the scheme? Hmm...

[Blumf]

Operation 'Chucks Okay Actually' News

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/13/google-builds-royal-street-view-inside-prince-charles-homes/

Google builds "Royal Street View" inside Prince Charles' homes

They are some of the most exclusive addresses Britain has to offer: the London and Ayreshire residences of the Prince of Wales, and the Highgrove garden he considers his pride and joy.

As of this week, they are to be opened up for the world to see, as the Prince agrees to let a bespoke royal version of Google's "street view" into his homes for a "tour without a ticket".

Can't find an actual link to that.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/09/05/prince-charles-celebrate-70th-birthday-tv-magic-show-43-years/

Prince Charles to celebrate 70th birthday with TV magic show, 43 years after he joined Magic Circle

The Prince, who will turn 70 on November 14, is to be honoured with a London Palladium gala starring Britain's finest magicians, at least one of whom he has supported throughout his career.

The gala, which will also see comedians take to the stage, is to be broadcast by ITV and named We Are Most Amused and Amazed, a play on Queen Victoria's famous phrase.

ITV1 2000h tonight, Chuck fans.

[Ferris]

Will we get new money now or nah?

[Norton Canes]

You can't say he doesn't have the common touch! 

Prince Charles reveals love of 'groussaka' as he turns 70

[momatt]

You can't say he doesn't have the common touch! 
Prince Charles reveals love of 'groussaka' as he turns 70

How in the name of cunting crikey is that news?
Makes it a bit difficult to defend the BBC with shit like this.