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Norton Canes

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1320 on: January 28, 2019, 09:51:19 AM »
Excellent picture from Davos:



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Noddy Tomkey

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1321 on: February 18, 2019, 08:08:05 PM »
Just realised I could've posted this here:

Community theatre performance of genius, from the long grass:

https://twitter.com/ryanbloomquist/status/1096965243614519296?s=09

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1322 on: February 19, 2019, 08:10:51 AM »
Why watch clips, when the whole thing is on Youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhpCMJACpzk

That's my afternoon sorted.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1323 on: February 19, 2019, 11:02:57 AM »
Diana being played by someone who's seen ten minutes of House of Fools and gone "yeah, her"

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1324 on: February 19, 2019, 11:53:42 AM »
I can't watch it in more than 10 minute bursts.

I'm having a hard time telling who's who.

This is amazing. So quotable.

'Yer thurty yahs old, Chahles, it's time ya found yer wifuh.'

The prom/bridesmaids dresses  from Goodwill :3

I love this play so much.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1325 on: February 20, 2019, 12:01:12 AM »
I had a root canal earlier today.  It was more enjoyable than Princess Diana, The Musical.  The pulpectomy, the widening of the canals with a coarse drill, the files clearing out live tissue from within my jawbone.  Walk in the park by comparison mate, with a blissful picnic at the end.  A lovely field by an oak tree, plates in the hamper restrained by those criss-cross straps, sandwiches with the crusts cut off.  Overhead, a swallow titters.  Ahhh

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1326 on: February 20, 2019, 09:28:31 AM »
Why watch clips, when the whole thing is on Youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhpCMJACpzk

That's my afternoon sorted.

I've only started watching this. Is it a worse car crash than the actual car crash prince Gollum was in the other week? O-or that other car crash from before.. you know the one I mean.

Blue Jam

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1327 on: February 20, 2019, 01:05:58 PM »
Handy Daily Mail "Syoots Is A Bitch" round-up, with one token article telling people that all the bullying of Syoots is wrong and that the bullies should stop, despite them being encouraged by the Mail in the first place:

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1091305722242056193.html

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1328 on: February 28, 2019, 10:29:59 AM »


Looks more like a billiard ball to me.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1329 on: February 28, 2019, 10:48:48 AM »
What a fucking idiot.  Footballers aren't people are they?

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1330 on: February 28, 2019, 02:35:00 PM »
He's a man on a mission. Seeking mental health problems wherever he may find them. Next - William's anger at clubs: Crown Green Bowl's SHAME - He says older players are often left isolated and bereft as the sun sets over the green lawns, vacantly staring into the approaching darkness.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1331 on: March 01, 2019, 05:06:03 PM »

BlodwynPig

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1332 on: March 01, 2019, 05:15:08 PM »
She’s slipped effortlessly from bright young modernising influence to middle-aged frump in a mere 5 years.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1333 on: March 09, 2019, 01:14:43 AM »
Oh Syoots, I can't help liking you:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47499096

Bants is a feminist? Top trolling, Syoots.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1334 on: March 09, 2019, 02:22:04 AM »
Oh Syoots, I can't help liking you:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47499096

Bants is a feminist? Top trolling, Syoots.

Hasn’t she been pregnant for about 5 years at this point? This level of inactivity is worse than Brexit.

Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1335 on: March 09, 2019, 11:18:01 AM »
She’ll be knocking them out one after the other until time comes when Phillip carks it. Even he wouldn’t be callous enough to have a pregnant one bumped off.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1336 on: March 09, 2019, 02:12:16 PM »
She’ll be knocking them out one after the other until time comes when Phillip carks it. Even he wouldn’t be callous enough to have a pregnant one bumped off.

Err... Yeah he would. This is the guy who only the other month had a very good crack at killing an infant in a road-traffic accident. Have the commemorative mugs already been forgotten?

buttgammon

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1337 on: March 09, 2019, 02:23:31 PM »
Err... Yeah he would. This is the guy who only the other month had a very good crack at killing an infant in a road-traffic accident. Have the commemorative mugs already been forgotten?

God no! I still drink out of mine almost every day.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1338 on: March 30, 2019, 10:05:30 AM »
"Mummy!"


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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1339 on: April 03, 2019, 02:52:04 PM »
Bants and Syoots have joined Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/sussexroyal/

So modern, so in-touch with the plebs... nah, I can't be cynical here, this is exactly the kind of thing the Royals need isn't it?

It'll probably work out pretty well for The Cool Prince and The Woke Princess as well. No easel outside Buck House to announce the birth of Baby Bants-Syoots, oh no- it'll be an Instagram post with #nofilter
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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1340 on: April 03, 2019, 03:15:02 PM »
Hasn’t she been pregnant for about 5 years at this point? This level of inactivity is worse than Brexit.

This is Megxit, remember? Megxit has been delayed because Brexit has been delayed. It'll arrive whenever Brexit does.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1341 on: April 04, 2019, 12:29:55 PM »
Hmmm, this is a bit of a dick move by Instagram:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-47813521

icehaven

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1342 on: April 04, 2019, 01:41:33 PM »
Hmmm, this is a bit of a dick move by Instagram:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-47813521

'Digital squatting'? Surely that (still pretty spurious) concept can only apply to otherwise inactive accounts that have demonstrably been registered to be sold on (i.e. are actually for sale.) Even then it suggests there's some kind of automatic right to a handle/domain/whatever if it's your name or brand name etc. even if you haven't registered it yourself and/or your use for it came into existence later, as with this bloke who's been using it for years before the Duke and Duchess of Sussex even existed. If I registered greggsinspace.com or @marsgreggs tomorrow then in a few years when Greggs opens an extraterrestrial branch I had it swiped I'd be quite annoyed.

In a not particularly interesting aside, the domain 'password.com' is available, which I'm surprised at. I only found this out the other day in one of those fb posts asking you to put (your cat's name).com and see what comes up. I'm one of those probably overly suspicious types who always thinks those things are ruses to get passwords so I put password.com, and lo, it is for sale. Doesn't say how much for though.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1343 on: April 04, 2019, 06:09:28 PM »
When Wills'n'Kate and Harry were due to visit Amiens for the centenary of the Battle of the Somme, the only five-star hotel near the battlefields was fully booked. Their people asked the hotel's owners if they could just chuck a few of the plebs out so Prince Baldy, Duchess Donothing and Bants wouldn't have to slum it in a four-star place. They told them to fuck off. That's how it's done.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1344 on: April 04, 2019, 10:01:53 PM »
Say what you like about the French, but they know how to deal with royalty.


buttgammon

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1345 on: April 04, 2019, 10:08:03 PM »
The last two posts go some way to explaining why I'm such a Francophile.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1346 on: April 04, 2019, 10:37:04 PM »
The last two posts go some way to explaining why I'm such a Francophile.

Me too.   They don't take any shit, do they?  The instant anyone starts playing silly buggers, they barricade the ports and start setting fire to sheep.  Berets off to them, I say.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1347 on: April 05, 2019, 07:19:29 AM »
Adding another to the list of why the French make me happy even when they're yelling at me for speaking really bad French.

icehaven

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1348 on: April 05, 2019, 01:13:20 PM »
If I ran the only 5 star hotel around and it transpired the Royals would be staying elsewhere, I'd tell everyone I'd had to turn them away too.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1349 on: April 05, 2019, 02:23:55 PM »
Didn't the royals have a fancy railway carriage that they could sleep in? Like a motor caravan, but you can fuck up the rail schedules with it. They should bring that back, what with Eurotunnel they could send it all over the place and not bother a single French hotel ever again.