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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1440 on: September 05, 2019, 11:20:30 AM »
'Smiles as Princess Charlotte starts school'

Hardly.



"Don't you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER think about telling me how to behave"

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1441 on: September 05, 2019, 11:42:56 AM »




''And what do you do?''

Is it normal for 4 year olds to shake hands with their teacher on their first day at school? I don't remember doing that (although tbf I don't remember much about it at all.)
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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1442 on: September 05, 2019, 11:51:27 AM »


"Don't you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER think about telling me how to behave"

"I will make sure you never, never, never, never, NEVER work in London - South London - teaching again"

Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1443 on: September 05, 2019, 04:16:30 PM »
And in tonight's totally normal programme...

https://twitter.com/60Mins/status/1169180802871177218

I'm all for getting rid of the royals, but Meghan Markle has triggered these appalling cunts so badly, that I'm starting to change my mind.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1444 on: September 05, 2019, 04:24:59 PM »
And in tonight's totally normal programme...

https://twitter.com/60Mins/status/1169180802871177218

I'm all for getting rid of the royals, but Meghan Markle has triggered these appalling cunts so badly, that I'm starting to change my mind.

Imagine writing the below sentence (ostensibly as a journalist), and having to look at yourself in the mirror for the rest of your life.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1445 on: September 05, 2019, 05:18:05 PM »
Also, imagine allowing Katie "sued to bankruptcy for libel" Hopkins anywhere near your cameras to talk shit about a member of one of the richest, most powerful families in the world.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1446 on: September 05, 2019, 05:28:25 PM »
How is Hopkins still getting work? Surely editors aren’t clamouring for her opinions

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1447 on: September 05, 2019, 05:31:08 PM »
Inbred Helicopter Murderer defending taking private jets for his family's safety (whilst also lecturing everyone else on saving the environment).

Compost the cunt

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1448 on: September 06, 2019, 08:10:31 AM »
I hope the next time he flies on a private jet for his families protection he falls into a coma and over the next 40 years he contracts a range of diseases and when he finally wakes up they go “sorry, mate, AIDS and cancer of the bald. Your family is here for the remainder of your pathetic life, though. And he looks up and his kids are there looking fucking grave ridden and so bald, and Meghan just makes a face.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1449 on: September 08, 2019, 02:15:22 PM »
Sounds like someone needs a nice relaxing foot massage

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1175316/prince-charles-prince-andrew-argument-royal-aide-jeffrey-epstein-scandal-royal-news-latest
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PRINCE Charles was forced to intervene in a row between Prince Andrew and a senior royal aide after the employee told him what he wanted could not be done, a source has claimed.

Come on, throw him under the bus!

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1450 on: September 08, 2019, 02:56:59 PM »
”Andrew’s youngest daughter Princess Eugenie is expected to push back the launch of her anti-slavery and sex trafficking podcast”

Is this real haha

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1451 on: September 08, 2019, 05:55:45 PM »
”Andrew’s youngest daughter Princess Eugenie is expected to push back the launch of her anti-slavery and sex trafficking podcast”

Is this real haha

No way can this be real. I love that it’s still going ahead though, as if Eugenie put so much effort into this seminal work that it couldn’t possibly be scrapped. Just delay it a bit.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1452 on: September 08, 2019, 06:18:17 PM »
...as if Eugenie put so much effort into this seminal work that it couldn’t possibly be scrapped. Just delay it a bit.

https://youtu.be/kl4V5VNf_cE?t=25

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1453 on: September 10, 2019, 12:10:56 PM »
If Eugenie is against sex trafficking that balances it out a bit.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1454 on: September 10, 2019, 12:15:47 PM »
I think she's very brave.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1455 on: September 13, 2019, 07:51:16 AM »
Why Britain has been fucked for decades -

Metro newspaper, i glanced this ‘story’

“Working Mum Meghan reveals her High Street Essentials”

One of us, you see. Bovine masses lap it up

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1456 on: September 13, 2019, 10:02:40 AM »
Working Mum?  Don't you need to have a job to qualify for that?
Being a princess doesn't count, does it?

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1457 on: September 13, 2019, 10:04:00 AM »
Look have they all died in a fire yet?

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1458 on: September 13, 2019, 10:11:00 AM »
Working Mum?  Don't you need to have a job to qualify for that?
Being a princess doesn't count, does it?

"Working Mum" surely means prostitute, doesn't it?

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1459 on: September 17, 2019, 08:43:09 AM »
"Working Mum" surely means prostitute, doesn't it?

Aren't we all prostitutes, in our own way, ahhhh...

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1460 on: September 17, 2019, 11:26:59 AM »
Working Mum?  Don't you need to have a job to qualify for that?
Being a princess doesn't count, does it?

You're being very unfair, she's recently edited one of the world's most high profile magazines and launched a fashion line, both incredibly competitive and difficult lines of work to break into, particularly in your late 30s and with no background whatsoever in either field. She must have just worked very hard and be very talented indeed.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1461 on: September 26, 2019, 11:22:57 AM »
Well, that's very convenient timing to take the heat off Andrew... Er, I mean, congrats!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49839390

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1462 on: September 26, 2019, 01:00:54 PM »
The Royal Family are just as grubby now as the rest of British life

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1463 on: September 26, 2019, 02:19:55 PM »
Well, that's very convenient timing to take the heat off Andrew... Er, I mean, congrats!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49839390

Does that man's mouth move?

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1464 on: September 26, 2019, 02:42:56 PM »
Are we due a new series of The Windsors now? Mr Jam and I were discussing this yesterday and decided Matt Lucas would make a great Boris Johnson.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1465 on: September 26, 2019, 02:49:29 PM »
Johnny Vegas.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1466 on: September 26, 2019, 02:55:25 PM »
Johnny Vegas as Bercow...

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1467 on: September 26, 2019, 07:46:47 PM »
Matt Lucas as Johnson, Johnny Vegas as Bercow...recast Theresa May with Mackenzie Crook. Needs a Rees-Moggs.


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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1468 on: September 26, 2019, 09:58:08 PM »
Mark Heap.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1469 on: September 26, 2019, 10:01:33 PM »
Matt Lucas as Johnson, Johnny Vegas as Bercow...recast Theresa May with Mackenzie Crook. Needs a Rees-Moggs.
Ollie from the Thick of It with some makeup and stilts.