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Royal Family Watch

Started by Alien Or Sutin, September 27, 2016, 11:12:42 AM

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Alberon

It's where she hides her colostomy bag.

And also - it isn't that fucking funny, Charlie.

idunnosomename

Quote from: Alberon on December 22, 2019, 11:16:51 AM
It's where she hides her colostomy bag.

And also - it isn't that fucking funny, Charlie.
hes laughing at how his baldy son has less hair then he does

BlodwynPig

Is George making a cake from Diana's ashes and Witchell's sacrificed testicles?

Blue Jam

Quote from: Cursus on December 22, 2019, 08:57:50 AM


That Christmas tree has got lots of little crowns on it.

I bet Damien has tried one on.

touchingcloth

It'd be someone if someone gassed the palace of cunts almost to death and then minced them before serving them up to the poor, Lovett style.

king_tubby

Gotta say, when cooking with the child I always make sure to wear an expensive suit.

idunnosomename

i'd like to break the little ones head open and feast on the goo within

Blumf

Quote from: Cursus on December 22, 2019, 08:57:50 AM


"Go on, spit in it! It's only going to used for the servants Christmas lunch break anyway"

imitationleather

George still dressing like an absolute twat, I see.

Ferris

Quote from: Blue Jam on December 22, 2019, 04:31:44 PM
That Christmas tree has got lots of little crowns on it.

I bet Damien has tried one on.

My mum had those mixing bowls when I was a nipper. Don't know what to make of that.

Quote from: imitationleather on December 22, 2019, 08:30:37 PM
George still dressing like an absolute twat, I see.

Dressed by a pissed-up wardrobe artist from one of the lower-quality Star Wars films.


BlodwynPig

Quote from: idunnosomename on December 23, 2019, 09:44:04 AM
I hate the queen

Quote from: Alice CooperI love the dead before they're cold
They're bluing flesh for me to hold
Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing
I love the dead before they rise
No farewells, no goodbyes
I never knew your rotting face
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave
I have other uses for you, Darling
We love the dead
We love the dead, Yeah

touchingcloth

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on December 23, 2019, 03:02:24 AM
Dressed by a pissed-up wardrobe artist from one of the lower-quality Star Wars films.

And which ones are those? Can't wait to hear the answer to this.

touchingcloth

Quote from: touchingcloth on December 23, 2019, 11:10:31 AM
And which ones are those? Can't wait to hear the answer to this.

Come on, ANSWER ME

Alberon



Looks like a bad photoshop.

Does anyone ever watch her Christmas speech? I don't think I ever have.

Apparently she's going to refer to 2019 as 'quite bumpy', which is just a bit insensitive to the proles her husband crashed into back in January.

idunnosomename

Only photos related to the first born then

Can at least the rest be melted down now

momatt

Needs more waxwork René.

Attila

We just watched John Carpenter's The Thing to usher in the first goddamned week of (northern hemisphere) winter.

On seeing the second photo down the page that goes with this article, a relevant line from the film leapt immediately out of my mouth like pressing a hot wire into infected blood:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50901576

Blumf

Quote from: Alberon on December 24, 2019, 10:31:52 AMApparently she's going to refer to 2019 as 'quite bumpy', which is just a bit insensitive to the proles her husband crashed into back in January.

She said 'bumpy' not 'twunted', which would be the most accurate term.

Ferris

I hope we get an update on Prince Andrew

buttgammon

There's a police officer in the background on the news so I bet he's shitting himself.

touchingcloth

Quote from: Blumf on December 24, 2019, 04:10:51 PM
She said 'bumpy' not 'twunted', which would be the most accurate term.

She actually said "bummy", in reference to what "prince"
Andrew gets up to with toddlers.

Blue Jam



Via Tuckered on Facebook, who did this so none of us had to. Cheers!

mjwilson

Quote from: touchingcloth on December 23, 2019, 11:10:31 AM
And which ones are those? Can't wait to hear the answer to this.

There aren't any Star Wars films, they're all movies.

Blue Jam

Quote from: touchingcloth on December 23, 2019, 11:10:31 AM
And which ones are those? Can't wait to hear the answer to this.

One of those Welsh ones?

Blumf

They're all driving mbad!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-51039925
QuoteThe Queen's granddaughter Zara Tindall has been banned from driving for six months after being caught speeding at 91mph near her Cotswolds home.
...
Her mother Princess Anne was caught speeding on the same stretch of road in 2001.

Family tradition.

Knew someone who was regularly passed, at speed, by Chuck on the M40 (closely followed by his security). So I guess Zara and her ma are too far out of the loop for lenience on these matters.

touchingcloth

Have we been gagged? Posts be missing. LONG DEAD THE "QUEEN"

Pseudopath

Quote from: touchingcloth on January 10, 2020, 12:14:43 AM
Have we been gagged? Posts be missing. LONG DEAD THE "QUEEN"

If you're referring to all the Megxit Harryvederci stuff, Neil's moved it to General Bullshit.

Blue Jam

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-51323998

QuoteThe Crown will end after its fifth series, in which Imelda Staunton will play the Queen, Netflix has announced.

Staunton will take over from Olivia Colman, who is portraying the monarch in the third and fourth seasons.

It was initially thought that the royal drama would run for six series, spanning six decades.

The show's creator Peter Morgan said the show will end in the 21st Century, meaning it will cover the aftermath of the death of Diana, Princess of Wales.

Who's going to play Toby from out of Catch?

petril

Quote from: Blue Jam on January 31, 2020, 05:19:19 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-51323998

Who's going to play Toby from out of Catch?

if they don't end it with Bingo over the end credits, it's a complete waste of money