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Royal Family Watch

Started by Alien Or Sutin, September 27, 2016, 11:12:42 AM

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BlodwynPig

Quote from: Blue Jam on March 06, 2020, 11:18:10 AM
Bants and Syoots have been knocking abaaahhht with Grant from 'Stenders:



Ooooooh I love that dress

Its just a bit of cloth?

Blue Jam

Cor, doesn't Ross Kemp look like a bald Harry Enfield these days?

touchingcloth

Charles and Camilla apparently clapping for carers, and apparently applauding for the first time ever in their lives based on how badly they manage to fuck it up:

https://youtu.be/GqtOA2GdsV4

Blue Jam

If Charles clapped properly his gouty fingers would burst.

Blue Jam

Prince ArchiBALD Bants-Syoots is celebrating his first birthday today and that woke Hollywood harpy Meghan won't let him have a nice normal cake and is instead inflicting an organic sugar-free cake on him*

*probably- we have no way of actually knowing what they're doing in the privacy of their home under lockdown and before the sprog's big day has even begun in their timezone, so here's a "royal expert" with some baseless speculation designed to wind up you Meghan haters as much as humanly possible:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8291117/Harry-Meghan-celebrate-son-Archie-s-birthday.html#article-8291117

Can't think why Bants and Syoots got sick of all this royal shit and decided to fuck it all off.

Love the comments saying it's sad that little Archie will grow up in Hollywood, surrounded by wealthy and privileged people who are out of touch with reality in their false and superficial world, as opposed to growing up around his extended family, who are... hang on...

Blumf

Wonder where they'll send the sprogs to school; in the US or an infant boarding school back in Blighty?

Just looked up Will's primary education, seems he went to this place (£3,635 per term)

But also noticed this bit in wiki:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_William,_Duke_of_Cambridge
QuoteAt age seven, he reportedly told his mother he wanted to be a police officer when he was older so that he might be able to protect her; a statement to which his five-year-old brother Harry reportedly replied, "Oh, no you can't. You've got to be King."

Ledge!!

Blue Jam

Earlier the Mail were attacking Syoots for breaking royal protocol by not releasing a birthday photo of the sprog. Now she and Bants have woken up and posted a video of Syoots reading to him as part of an appeal by Save The Children, she's being attacked for being a narcissistic attention-seeker:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8292509/Meghan-Markle-reads-book-Archie-Save-Children.html

Just look at that video and how utterly normal the narcissistic control freak has made them look. Fuck it, it beats dressing him up in stupid olden-days clothes and taking him to his first grouse shoot, doesn't it? What a gold-digger too, asking for money for a charity- why doesn't she do the decent thing and put a photo on some tat for the Buckingham Palace gift shop?

I'm in danger of turning this thread into Daily Mail Watch but aaaaarrgghh I'd fucking love to see Bants plough a Fiat Uno through their offices.

idunnosomename

happy 99th birthday, Prince Phillip!



you fucking ruddy monster

Alberon

Doomlord is looking well.

The CoD looks even more badly photoshopped into the picture than she normally is. What the fuck is going on with her hands?

idunnosomename

i think all of her blood's pooled in them. need to shake her up like a glass ketchup bottle

Old Nehamkin


idunnosomename



This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

chveik


Blue Jam


Attila


Ferris

Yeah fair play that is good

Blue Jam

Princess Beatrice has got married in a private ceremony:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53445109

Had to be private if her dad was there, I guess.

Attila

Yeah -- that one flew under my royal-family-mad friend's radar. (She's been obsessed with Princess Anne stuff lately, to be fair).

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Attila on July 17, 2020, 05:14:17 PM
Yeah -- that one flew under my royal-family-mad friend's radar. (She's been obsessed with Princess Anne stuff lately, to be fair).

perhaps because of this sludge?

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/princess-anne-the-best-queen-well-never-have-vwt5gd7wt

Cursus

Quote from: The Daily MailPrince Philip looks happy and healthy as he smiles alongside the Queen after Princess Beatrice's wedding in rare public appearance since his official retirement








Ferris

Certainly when I think "happy and healthy", those are the sort of images conjured up.

BlodwynPig


Blue Jam

Found my next bit of holiday reading. Just need to be able to book a holiday now:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/meghan-harry-15-things-learned-22413823

rack and peanut

Phil looks like he's drunk from the wrong grail

Blue Jam



Brrrrrrrr.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/celebrities/news/a33424699/queen-portrait-virtual-unveiling-videocall/

QuoteA new portrait of the Queen has been revealed, painted as a "lasting tribute to Her Majesty's service."

In true modern style, the monarch saw the painting for the first time via her computer screen as she watched the official unveiling during a videocall. This is the first time in history that a royal portrait has been unveiled virtually.

Despite being 94 years old, the Queen proved her sharpness by quipping that the tea cup in the artwork had no tea in it. Miriam Escofet, who painted the portrait commissioned by the Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO), told the Queen that she had included a hidden symbol in the painting – the insignia of the FCO – painted on a tea cup.

"She seemed to react very positively to it," the artist said of the Queen's response. "She was smiling, asking how long it took and if I had any more projects on the go after this. When I explained certain elements of the painting, the tea cup, she made some amusing comments. She said 'but there's no tea in the cup'.

Ah yes, the CoD's famous wit. If anyone else talked to people like this they wouldn't be labelled "sharp" and "amusing", they'd get a reputation for being rude and ungrateful.

BlodwynPig

why do these articles treat her like she's a baby

"she seemed to enjoy it...awwwww...she made an ickle gurgle noise"

"awwww, has Ma'am got windy pops, such a witty little thing"

Icehaven

Quote from: Blue Jam on July 27, 2020, 10:16:30 AM


Brrrrrrrr.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/celebrities/news/a33424699/queen-portrait-virtual-unveiling-videocall/

Ah yes, the CoD's famous wit. If anyone else talked to people like this they wouldn't be labelled "sharp" and "amusing", they'd get a reputation for being rude and ungrateful.

Never mind the teacup, the carpet goes back a lot further than the wall does. Is Buckingham Palace in some kind of space-time anomaly?

Spoon of Ploff

I like that the artist had sneaked in some fallen rose petals which signify the rotten decay at the heart of the monarchy.

BlodwynPig

She's captured the goutiness very well

Blue Jam

The best official portrait of the Cod is that one where she has a mischievous grin and the artist has made her look vaguely warm and human. Shame the artist was Rolf Harris.