Author Topic: Royal Family Watch  (Read 171013 times)

momatt

  • PAPERCLIPS!
    • instagram.com/m0matt
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1590 on: July 27, 2020, 03:29:21 PM »
"but there’s no tea in the cup" - not a fucking quip.

Spoon of Ploff

  • visitors are welcome to Sheerness
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1591 on: July 27, 2020, 03:51:15 PM »
the lack of tea in the cup is a metaphor for the lack of real sustenance the monarchy provides the people. this work is very subversive. i'm surprised we've been allowed to see it

BlodwynPig

  • The Last Living Member of COVID-20
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1592 on: July 27, 2020, 05:32:08 PM »
"but there’s no tea in the cup" - not a fucking quip.

the quip was that there was an invisible toxin in the cup, but Maj is still sharp to such attempts at assassination. "There's no tea in the cup, but there was novichok and I knew this, because I was trained by Bond in 2012, HE HE HE HE HA HA HA....Ooh my compression stockings are killing me!"

Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1593 on: August 03, 2020, 10:37:58 AM »
Everyone knows the queen is immune to all poisons. She was raised on increasing doses of Novichok as a child, long before the Russians had even heard of it.

BlodwynPig

  • The Last Living Member of COVID-20
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1594 on: August 15, 2020, 08:13:26 AM »
Air Marshal General Queen Sir Commander Tom ANNE

WELL DONE ON YOUR MUCH DESERVED PROMOTION!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53783875

Now get out to those battle fields and show those insurgents what you got!

touchingcloth

  • Member
  • **
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1595 on: August 15, 2020, 10:41:58 AM »
I can be quite cynical and down on the royals, but Anne getting promotions in two different jobs on the same day shows that some of them are actually quite talented.

Blue Jam

  • The pie don't lie
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1596 on: August 15, 2020, 11:57:51 AM »
Now get out to those battle fields and show those insurgents what you got!

Princess Anne doffed me on the head once, she's hard.

dr beat

  • #TeamColourfield
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1597 on: August 15, 2020, 07:30:22 PM »
Yep.  Famously also put the fear of God into Emlyn Hughes on A Question of Sport. 

Blue Jam

  • The pie don't lie
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1598 on: August 15, 2020, 07:31:32 PM »
Also took It's A Royal Knockout a bit too literally.

dr beat

  • #TeamColourfield
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1599 on: August 15, 2020, 07:36:30 PM »
I actually watched that live, in defence I was 9 years old.  She was actually the best thing on it, not that thats saying much.

Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1600 on: September 26, 2020, 11:03:21 PM »
Adapted from the front page of tomorrow's Mail:


BlodwynPig

  • The Last Living Member of COVID-20
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1601 on: September 27, 2020, 09:20:21 AM »
The future king of England - "cutie" says Paedo Mail

Blue Jam

  • The pie don't lie
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1602 on: October 10, 2020, 03:51:28 PM »
The CoD has summoned Bants (but not Syoots) back to Frogmore Cottage, supposedly to give him a telling-off about "interfering in the US Presidential election":





Fuck's sake Bants, don't you realise only Vladimir Putin is allowed to do that? I hope he tells his granny to stick her titles, styles and privileges up her dubonnet-raddled arse. And why aren't we telling this Jason Smith bellshaft to fuck off here?

What are the odds that he'll be Fiat Uno'd on the way from the airport? Or that Palace staff are "preparing Frogmore Cottage" by dabbing a bit of Novichok on the door handle?
« Last Edit: October 10, 2020, 04:06:20 PM by Blue Jam »

idunnosomename

  • PIZZA BEAN
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1603 on: October 22, 2020, 11:31:30 PM »


he is so astoundedly bald without being completely bald. balder than bald. quantum bald.

Blue Jam

  • The pie don't lie
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1604 on: October 23, 2020, 12:00:54 AM »
I like those desert boots with that suit.

Only so much a smart outfit can do for a man tho.

Blumf

  • Not long now
    • IGNORE ME!!!
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1605 on: October 23, 2020, 12:18:27 AM »
he is so astoundedly bald without being completely bald. balder than bald. quantum bald.

Like the TARDIS of baldness, balder on the inside.

Also, looking in the KFC window, seeing how the proles live. Like a zoo for him.

Spoon of Ploff

  • visitors are welcome to Sheerness
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1606 on: October 23, 2020, 03:23:15 PM »


Establishing some sort of alibi for later?

Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1607 on: October 23, 2020, 05:18:29 PM »
I like those desert boots with that suit.

Only so much a smart outfit can do for a man tho.
Blue suit, blue shirt, blue tie is desolate dressing. Nanny not around to pick your clothes out? But it fits with the cluelessness about his hair. I just wanna drive up in a white van and shout "You're bald mate." "A bucket of pheasant nuggets, please." "It's pronounced bouquet."

Blue Jam

  • The pie don't lie
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1608 on: October 23, 2020, 05:26:19 PM »
What happens when Wills looks at his shiny dome in a mirror? Is it like standing between infinity mirrors? Does he see lots of copies of himself pondering his baldness, stretching out in an endless line and screaming into the pitch black void of infinity itself?

FerriswheelBueller

  • CaB rear of the year 2020
  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Take it easy, but take it.
    • I am antsy for baseball in the off-season.
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1609 on: October 23, 2020, 05:27:39 PM »
Like the TARDIS of baldness, balder on the inside.

Baldness: Evolved.

dr beat

  • #TeamColourfield
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1610 on: October 23, 2020, 05:41:01 PM »
Starting to look like Andrew Adonis

beanheadmcginty

  • I'm gonna ring-rang-a-dong for a holiday
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1611 on: October 25, 2020, 12:22:24 PM »
Starting to look like Andrew Adonis

Coincidentally what his uncle says to himself in the mirror of the Pizza Express toilets.

idunnosomename

  • PIZZA BEAN
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1612 on: November 10, 2020, 12:14:11 AM »
WHO




CARES


bbc pissing themself over a bit of hoodwinking for a fucking interview 25 years ago or whatever fuck off weird country

The Cloud of Unknowing

  • And that's... okay
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1613 on: November 10, 2020, 01:07:52 AM »
WHO




CARES


bbc pissing themself over a bit of hoodwinking for a fucking interview 25 years ago or whatever fuck off weird country

RIP George Michaels

Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1614 on: November 13, 2020, 08:51:13 PM »
Earls Penser is the worst. Oh noes my sister's still dead get me in the papers!

Still, Bashir is nearly dead. Thanks Uncle Phil. For inventing Covid.

idunnosomename

  • PIZZA BEAN
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1615 on: November 19, 2020, 11:00:41 PM »
normal cuntry



cunt of death married to dick of shit for 73 miserable years

Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1616 on: November 19, 2020, 11:14:03 PM »
Lovely pic capturing Phil’s yearly wank, cheered on by his supportive wife.


idunnosomename

  • PIZZA BEAN
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1617 on: November 19, 2020, 11:44:06 PM »
i cum poppies

icehaven

  • WORLD'S BIGGEST RIP OFF: $100 PER PERSON
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1618 on: November 20, 2020, 10:10:50 AM »
Look he clearly died not long after all that car crash stuff but they're waiting for something probably Andrew related that they really need to distract attention from before revealing it. No point wasting it during Covid. 

Bobby Treetops

  • I'm at an egg farm
Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1619 on: November 20, 2020, 10:58:43 AM »
I wonder how many extra marital affairs Prince Phillip has conducted in the past 73 years?

Although not many recently looking at the state of the dilapidated old corpse.