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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2040 on: July 24, 2021, 10:42:09 AM »
And the bit with the Queen and Charles is in the wrong place, it should be in the top left corner to imply it happened first (and the writing should be at the top). Where it is it looks like it happened afterwards, which makes even less sense.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2041 on: July 24, 2021, 11:00:40 AM »
I’ve heard from a journalist source that they have it in good authority that George is a peodo.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2042 on: July 24, 2021, 05:30:16 PM »
I have just started reading Finding Freedom. Help me.

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« Reply #2043 on: July 29, 2021, 12:15:18 PM »

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« Reply #2044 on: July 29, 2021, 01:25:09 PM »

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« Reply #2045 on: July 29, 2021, 01:29:41 PM »
It looks like it was created by someone who's aware of the concept of the royal family, but did no further research beyond finding out their names and what they look like.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2046 on: July 29, 2021, 02:51:10 PM »
https://clickhole.com/in-1950-we-had-gornilla-who-live-in-palnace-i-wonder-whare-he-goed-porbably-dead-i-supponse-by-queen-elizabeth-ii/

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2047 on: July 29, 2021, 03:48:26 PM »
It looks like it was created by someone who's aware of the concept of the royal family, but did no further research beyond finding out their names and what they look like.
see also "humour". some of the jokes are presented as jokes but there is no joke. Most notably when William gets picked up for a poo and the shot goes back to Kate who doesn't react.

Unlike those clickhole queen typing things which are novelly hilarious (there's at least one more)

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2048 on: July 29, 2021, 08:42:22 PM »

Unlike those clickhole queen typing things which are novelly hilarious (there's at least one more)

Yeah, there are few:

https://clickhole.com/tag/queen-elizabeth-ii/

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2049 on: July 30, 2021, 10:55:54 AM »
what the everliving fuck is this

https://twitter.com/thecartooncrave/status/1420477549583425539

Prince George sounds and acts like Stewie. Who is the other twatty little child meant to be? Unfunny drek.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2050 on: July 30, 2021, 10:56:52 AM »

Yeah, there are few:

https://clickhole.com/tag/queen-elizabeth-ii/
 
I No Lenger Miiss My Diedhubsand - is it someone off here?

It's like a poor homage to Adam Buxton's Queen from the A&J podcasts.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2051 on: July 30, 2021, 12:32:05 PM »
I guess they're Americans though. So...

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2052 on: July 30, 2021, 11:01:28 PM »
written by some arse off of Family Guy

Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2053 on: July 31, 2021, 10:49:16 AM »
Prince George sounds and acts like Stewie. Who is the other twatty little child meant to be? Unfunny drek.
well one is supposed to be Princess Charlotte. a six year old.

not that im one to stand up for the royals, but an "edgy" cartoon with a bunch of celebrity voices based around the made-up antics of an actual child seems incredibly fucking wrong.

pretty much every VA is a big actor known for something. Frances de la Tour plays the Queen ffs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prince_(TV_series)

funny how they seem to have sneakily edited out Philip (who is dead).

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2054 on: July 31, 2021, 01:06:24 PM »
funny how they seem to have sneakily edited out Philip (who is dead).

What?! No!! When did that happen?

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2055 on: July 31, 2021, 01:12:15 PM »
What?! No!! When did that happen?

He’s winding you up mate, the old boy is fine. One hundred and not out!

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2056 on: July 31, 2021, 01:34:16 PM »
well one is supposed to be Princess Charlotte. a six year old.

not that im one to stand up for the royals, but an "edgy" cartoon with a bunch of celebrity voices based around the made-up antics of an actual child seems incredibly fucking wrong.

pretty much every VA is a big actor known for something. Frances de la Tour plays the Queen ffs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prince_(TV_series)

funny how they seem to have sneakily edited out Philip (who is dead).

Wasnt there another child with brown hair who threw a teacup on the floor?  Who was that?

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2057 on: August 02, 2021, 08:21:52 AM »
Wasnt there another child with brown hair who threw a teacup on the floor?  Who was that?

Prince Louis.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2058 on: August 04, 2021, 08:58:48 AM »
I was up in London yesterday, and nipped into the ladies' at Waterloo Station ahead of a long rail journey. Anyway, someone had taken a sharpie to the toilet roll holder in one of the stalls to write LEAVE MEGAN MARKLE ALONE in a bold hand.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2059 on: August 04, 2021, 09:51:33 AM »
I was up in London yesterday, and nipped into the ladies' at Waterloo Station ahead of a long rail journey. Anyway, someone had taken a sharpie to the toilet roll holder in one of the stalls to write LEAVE MEGAN MARKLE ALONE in a bold hand.

They went to all that trouble of graffitiing a public toilet to defend her and they couldn't even spell her name right.

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« Reply #2060 on: August 04, 2021, 10:22:08 AM »
It was also in kind of an awkward place -- not visible unless you were 'in position' to wee, and even then it was an exercise in neck craning.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2061 on: August 10, 2021, 03:58:18 PM »

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2062 on: August 10, 2021, 04:20:46 PM »
As I understand it, he can go to the US to defend himself against charges of being a nonce (not a great look), or allow himself to be found guilty in absentia (probably a worse look). He could try and settle out of court with a non-disclosure agreement I suppose, but if she’s determined to bring it to trial (as she may be) then that option is gone.

I wonder if he can pull some strings to have the case dismissed by a judge or some sort of US legal authority? That way he keeps his hands clean.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2063 on: September 11, 2021, 10:54:54 AM »
He’s apparently been “served” now - https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-58523119

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According to court documents, an answer is due from Prince Andrew to the affidavit by 17 September and "if you fail to respond, judgment by default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the complaint".

Bet that’s a different sort of relief than he demanded at the time!!!!! I wonder if he’s sweating now.

Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2064 on: September 14, 2021, 11:50:18 PM »
DIANA: The Musical coming to Netflix on October 1, I hope you all have enough mind bleach and earplugs, let's hope they include Phil planning the murder in it
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1435982011034910720

Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2065 on: September 15, 2021, 12:41:28 PM »
Hope it goes like Back to Reality at the end with them miming the car chase

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2066 on: September 15, 2021, 05:09:55 PM »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-58574350

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The High Court in London will formally contact the Duke of York about allegations of sexual assault filed in a US court.

Lawyers for Virginia Giuffre, who has accused Prince Andrew, requested the High Court contact the prince about the civil case launched in New York.

The Hague Service Convention, a treaty that governs requests between countries for evidence in civil or commercial matters, allows Ms Giuffre's legal team to ask the High Court in London to formally notify Prince Andrew about her civil action.

Hahahahahahahahaha. He might actually be fucked. And this time not by a 15 year old girl, but a 1,500 year old lady named Justice.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2068 on: September 15, 2021, 07:56:47 PM »
I hope in prison, he will still be accorded the decency of his title, and a monogrammed soap on a rope.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #2069 on: September 15, 2021, 08:02:35 PM »


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