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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #60 on: September 30, 2016, 09:24:36 AM »
At 0:44 did I really hear Wills call his son "Lazy boy"? Bit rich coming from Wills, even if George is evidently still a little shit.

Watching the little girl gleefully play with balloons, squealing with genuine delight: raised a smile from this joyless old stick.

Watching Prince Grimace slap at balloons apathetically then squeeze them while looking around disdainfully to see if people were watching him: put me right off my PopTarts.

I swear that kid never looks as if he's having any fun or interest in his surroundings at all.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #61 on: September 30, 2016, 12:35:30 PM »
Their management must be taking the piss, all of Prince William's recent engagements have involved him stooping forward to display his savagely balding horseshoe to the world.

I wouldn't be surprised if an 8 year Royal visit to Japan is next on the agenda.

They've already got him stroking Shetland ponies in that video Attila posted, I suspect a visit to a tribe of pygmies will be next.

Watching the little girl gleefully play with balloons, squealing with genuine delight: raised a smile from this joyless old stick.

Watching Prince Grimace slap at balloons apathetically then squeeze them while looking around disdainfully to see if people were watching him: put me right off my PopTarts.

I swear that kid never looks as if he's having any fun or interest in his surroundings at all.

Charlotte's behaviour in that clip is just reassuringly normal, to the point that it makes George's look even creepier. Just look at how they both react to the animals: Charlotte is all "OH HAI MISTER DOGGY" while George is totally cigs about getting to sit on a Shetland pony, and his dad even has to threaten to not let him get back down again to get him to half-heartedly stroke its mane. Even Wills had more childlike wonder for the animals there- maybe George was just wondering when he would be old enough to shoot them. He gives me the creeps.

Wasn't Wills supposedly a petulant little sod as a child, while Harry was (and still is) his polar opposite? I think I can see what's happening here- maybe in 15 years' time George will be no less dour while Charlotte will have grown up to become Banter Chas.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #62 on: September 30, 2016, 02:17:54 PM »
On second thoughts, this video of Charlotte isn't so cute:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1eOJqtAnpY

Biggy would tell her to get inside the dog.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #63 on: September 30, 2016, 05:40:31 PM »
Watching the little girl gleefully play with balloons, squealing with genuine delight: raised a smile from this joyless old stick.

I think "princess" The Little Girl Gleefully one is the worst of all the royals, in many ways. I'm not saying she should be put to death this instant, but I wouldn't be sorry to see her killed first and in the most awful manner.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #64 on: September 30, 2016, 05:45:40 PM »
For example: clawed to death by hepatitis-ridden Nazi eagles.

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« Reply #65 on: September 30, 2016, 06:40:12 PM »
On second thoughts, this video of Charlotte isn't so cute:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1eOJqtAnpY

Biggy would tell her to get inside the dog.

Notice how Prince Antony[nb]for ref: http://ciscohouston.com/docs/docs/greats/its_a_good_life.html[/nb] comes over the moment he sees his sister in the limelight, ready to wish her into the cornfield.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #66 on: September 30, 2016, 06:52:18 PM »
Tell me the thought of George the Twat being blinded by rats doesn't make you squirm with delight.

Tell me it isn't the most succulent and delicious tonic.

Tell me it isn't vivid in your mind like a fantasy.

A rat raises its claw in the signal of victory.

Tell me it isn't soaring through you like poppers.

Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #67 on: September 30, 2016, 06:56:47 PM »
I saw a calendar photo of George in a Buchanan Street newsagent yesterday, Glasgow of all places.

His dead eyed joyless face reminded me of one of those dead Edwardian children who had been propped up for family photos.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #68 on: October 01, 2016, 11:35:18 AM »
Also this Trudeau fella is dishy.

Kate agrees:



KATE: "Oh wow, oh gosh, oh my, that's a lovely head of hair you have..." *swoons*
WILLS: [Cunt].

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #69 on: October 05, 2016, 06:43:10 PM »
I've only just seen the creepy "Thank you Canada" video posted on Twitter by The Lazy Duo's "people".

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

No, there hasn't been a state funeral you've all missed, this video simply looks like it was produced for the BBC coverage of a state funeral. It also looks like a trailer for a horror film in which a privileged family go on holiday to Canada and all get eaten by bears.


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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #70 on: October 05, 2016, 07:34:45 PM »
I've only just seen the creepy "Thank you Canada" video posted on Twitter by The Lazy Duo's "people".

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

No, there hasn't been a state funeral you've all missed, this video simply looks like it was produced for the BBC coverage of a state funeral. It also looks like a trailer for a horror film in which a privileged family go on holiday to Canada and all get eaten by bears.

Lars von Trier's let himself go.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #71 on: October 05, 2016, 07:43:38 PM »
Why is this subject Picture Box and not Les Tosseurs General Bullshit?
Don't care where it goes at all, just wondering.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #72 on: October 06, 2016, 07:15:16 AM »
I believe that threads are sometimes moved to the relative obscurity of Picture Box when Barry Admin is concerned about the attention they might attract.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #73 on: October 06, 2016, 12:19:27 PM »
Why is this subject Picture Box and not Les Tosseurs General Bullshit?
Don't care where it goes at all, just wondering.

I thought that myself, but then I thought that it's entirely appropriate, as I quite like picturing all of these inbred fucktards in a box. A coffin box. Because they are dead. After having been raped to fuck.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #74 on: October 06, 2016, 02:06:26 PM »
I've only just seen the creepy "Thank you Canada" video posted on Twitter by The Lazy Duo's "people".

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

No, there hasn't been a state funeral you've all missed, this video simply looks like it was produced for the BBC coverage of a state funeral. It also looks like a trailer for a horror film in which a privileged family go on holiday to Canada and all get eaten by bears.

Is it just my computer, or is it insta-filtered to fuck and playing in extended slow motion for everyone? Cos, yeah, that's how it looks here, and agreed, it's like the trailer to some grim death-by-clown horror film.

PS do they just not care how weird their time-travellers-from-1935 the kids look? Slo-mo George looks even more like a nasty little grump.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #75 on: October 06, 2016, 02:16:42 PM »
some of you obvious motherfuckers are getting trolled by the royal family. shame on you for falling for it.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #76 on: October 06, 2016, 02:19:14 PM »
fucking hell that video is weird !

I expect it to degenerate into apocalypse at any minute. Like they all look up in horror as the image saturates right out to white as the thermonuclear flash hits the lens, then as the camera recovers they're all on fire and being blasted to fuck.

Or maybe the camera jolts and swerves right around, and clownes are marching across a field with their big barbed cocks swinging around their knees and pterodactyls whirling overhead. And the camera comes back and Kate's on her knees, as into frame come two massive shoes.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #77 on: October 06, 2016, 02:59:19 PM »
I've only just seen the creepy "Thank you Canada" video posted on Twitter by The Lazy Duo's "people".

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

No, there hasn't been a state funeral you've all missed, this video simply looks like it was produced for the BBC coverage of a state funeral. It also looks like a trailer for a horror film in which a privileged family go on holiday to Canada and all get eaten by bears.

Mute the video, and start it at the same time as you kick off the music from here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6kAwpgW29M

I don't want to turn the lights out tonight.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #78 on: October 06, 2016, 05:55:06 PM »
It reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98lOJGTe1M0

I believe that threads are sometimes moved to the relative obscurity of Picture Box when Barry Admin is concerned about the attention they might attract.

Fair enough, but it's unusual to have this thread here when there isn't much Photoshopping in it.



Better rectify that:


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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #79 on: October 06, 2016, 07:09:37 PM »
"Princess" Charlotte interfering with blue balls for not the last time in her life, there.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #80 on: October 07, 2016, 07:09:22 PM »
Do you reckon there was ever a moment after Jimmy Savile died where the Queen or Prince Charles thought 'ah, it's a shame he'll never meet William and Kate's kids'.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #81 on: October 11, 2016, 10:37:30 AM »

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #82 on: October 11, 2016, 11:48:17 AM »
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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #83 on: October 14, 2016, 08:30:57 AM »
It was interesting (stomach churning) on BBC breakfast this morning that they were talking about the death of the king and the clampdown on anything disrespectful in the media, to or public. The commentator said there was a personality cult around the king and his son was not well liked by the population.

With no hint of irony, Squeeee Naga, couldn't hide her relief that things like that were not possible in the UKir on the BBC

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #84 on: October 14, 2016, 10:41:14 AM »
The Hussein Obamas have released a list of all the gifts they received from royals and other foreign dignitaries over the past year.

The king of Saudi Arabia gifted a horse sculpture made of gold, silver, diamonds and other gemstones worth in the region of half a million dollars.

From the emir of Qatar, they received gold-plated clock mechanisms worth a quarter of a million dollars.

From Cuba, seven boxes of cigars.[nb]"The Cuban cigars were handed over to the Secret Service to dispose of." Yeah, I bet they disposed the shit out of those.[/nb]

David Cameron gave a framed etching of Stonehenge, which seems like a woefully shitty gift by comparison. Until you consider what Banter Harry gave them.

Banter Harry's "gift" was a signed photograph. Of himself.

"Oh, modern...art, photography...this is...great...hey, Michelle, check out the picture. And, Harry, whose butt is this in the portrait?"

"It's MINE, your honour. Haha. Banter. Hahaha, Banter. You've been Bantered right up by prince Bantersaurus of Rex. POTUS? BANTERUS, more like. Haha. Banter."

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #85 on: October 14, 2016, 01:12:30 PM »
It was interesting (stomach churning) on BBC breakfast this morning that they were talking about the death of the king and the clampdown on anything disrespectful in the media, to or public. The commentator said there was a personality cult around the king and his son was not well liked by the population.

With no hint of irony, Squeeee Naga, couldn't hide her relief that things like that were not possible in the UKir on the BBC

Sounds a bit like the BBC Sport article they did revealing that North Korea's Olympic medal winners are feted by the state with titles and honours, get plastered all over the media and receive a rapturous reception from adoring crowds on their return.



What an odd country.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #86 on: October 21, 2016, 03:11:35 PM »
Diana's stepmum has carked it. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I am delighted.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #87 on: October 21, 2016, 03:19:04 PM »
I'll always think of her as Barbara Cartland's daughter.

Young children may not know about Dame Cartland, but she may offer inspiration for Halloween:


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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #88 on: October 23, 2016, 02:38:14 PM »
B'n'E are finally sick of doing proper jobs:

Queen 'at the centre of row between her sons as Prince Charles blocks Prince Andrew's request for Beatrice and Eugenie to be given full-time royal roles'

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Charles, 67, reportedly blocked the move, fearing an increase in the number of taxpayer-funded royals would threaten his popularity when he becomes king.

Chuck, no-one likes you anyway, you blithering gouty-handed bunglecunt.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #89 on: November 05, 2016, 12:26:38 PM »
Check out this gouty-handed dunce:

Prince Charles tries out Oman sword dance

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Prince Charles had a go at a sword dance during a royal visit to Oman.
The Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall are at the start of an official Middle East tour.

What exactly is the point of these inbred freaks?