Topic: Royal Family Watch

[Alien Or Sutin]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37481440

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have visited a remote First Nation community in British Columbia on day three of their Canadian tour.

The pair were welcomed to the Great Bear Rainforest by Heiltsuk people from the island village of Bella Bella, and presented with traditional vests.

A wild bear, a falling tree, some utterly berserk Heiltsuk bastard with a beaver trap - how do you hope this pair of scroungers and their "what have they ever done of any worth?" spawn come a fucking cropper in a forest in the middle of nowhere?

[Phoenix Lazarus]

By their helicoptor landing on top of you.

[Milverton]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37481440

A wild bear, a falling tree, some utterly berserk Heiltsuk bastard with a beaver trap - how do you hope this pair of scroungers and their "what have they ever done of any worth?" spawn come a fucking cropper in a forest in the middle of nowhere?

Who else was on the guest list?

[Buelligan]

[MoonDust]

I am getting more and more concerned about these overtly violent threads towards the royal family. What if the Murdoch press gets a whiff of it? We're doomed.

I hate the royals too, but christ, these descriptions of how to get rid of them are getting a bit much. I know it's a joke, like, but still. And I know I've been guilty of similar stuff in the past but hey.

Even the Bolshies allowed the Ramanovs - who were far far far worse than our royals - to be under house arrest and fed and live comfortably.[1]

Let's be more like the bolshies.

I'll start:

You know what I'd love to do with the Royal family? Give them a decent living quarter with clean clothes and hot meals everyday, but not by any means let them leave the house and be under armed guard from people who may wish to rescue them. That'll teach 'em!

1.	Before being shot dead.

[Alien Or Sutin]

You know what I'd love to do with the Royal family? Give them a decent living quarter with clean clothes and hot meals everyday, but not by any means let them leave the house and be under armed guard from people who may wish to rescue them. That'll teach 'em!

I'd like to give them decent quarters, too, after I'd given them decent hangers and decent drawers.

[MoonDust]

See, that's the spirit.

Now by "hot meal" I do mean a selection of edibles from Greggs.

They'd fucking hate that!

[Buelligan]

If I'm honest, I simply do not care about the Royal Family.  I never think of them, unless I see something on the news, in which case I think - the Royal Family, not interested, I won't read that and move on.

I can't really believe anyone (apart from deranged or very old people) takes any genuine interest in them, why would they?  It's a boring subject, just like the daily life of Katie Price or who is on Strickly Downton, what knickers Egg Wallace wears or any other teeth-drilling waste of these mavellous fragmentary moments of life before returning to dust and silence are.

Unless it makes you laugh, of course.

[Alien Or Sutin]

I hope a poorly affixed roof tile comes loose during a gale and takes their fucking heads off. Not necessarily in some woods in Canada, and ideally during Trooping The Colour. Imagine Huw Edwards trying to do some of his award winning commentating during that.

[MoonDust]

I'd like to see the Queen watch a documentary on the Russian revolution and feel slightly disturbed, for an hour, before forgetting about it.

Think on, Lizzie!

[Alien Or Sutin]

Where are you while you're seeing the queen watch the documentary, and what weapons are you holding?

[MoonDust]

Outside the window, with a bag full of writings by Lenin and Trotsky.

[Milverton]

The media coverage always gets me down and I think it does more harm than good. Some royal reporters are more supine than others, but they are all dreadful. Your heart must sink the day you get called into the editor's office to be given that gig. "Witchelled, and never called me mother."

This trip is seemingly about a project to get all fifty-three Commonwealth nations to commit to preserve a section of indigenous forest in perpetuity. That's not a bad thing, is it? Plus the tribe seemed to enjoy showing off their beads, carvings and Toyota 4x4s.

[Milverton]

I'd like to see the Queen watch a documentary on the Russian revolution and feel slightly disturbed, for an hour, before forgetting about it.

Think on, Lizzie!

She must be reminded of it every time she meets up with her Tsar Nicholas lookalike cousin. Michael, is it?

[MoonDust]

Meanwhile I'll send a letter to Prince Charles outlining a model for a socially democratic British republic. Whilst not as extreme as a Bolshevik revolution, it'd certainly rattle his bones.

Either that or give him a book on brutalism and post-modernist architecture and how they can transform the face of neo-classical dominated U.K. cities. That'd frighten the life outta him!

[Blue Jam]

YAY! Royal Family Bullshit Royal Tour Watch Thread! Paging Attila...

Good to see Prince George is still a petulant little shit- when it comes to diplomacy it seems he's his great-grandfather's great-grandson:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/prince-george-justin-trudeau-as-royal-tour-of-canada-kicks-off_uk_57e7ddb4e4b004d4d862f10f

[MoonDust]

She must be reminded of it every time she meets up with her Tsar Nicholas lookalike cousin. Michael, is it?

Well, yeah. I hear Christmas is always awkward round theirs.

[Blue Jam]

Isn't this cute- someone made a cake effigy of Charlotte! I just want to cut its hair, hands and feet off and put it in a piping bag and kick it:



They also made some doilies but Kate decided to wear them.

[Alien Or Sutin]

Isn't this cute- someone made a cake effigy of Charlotte! I just want to cut its hair, hands and feet off and put it in a piping bag and kick it:

Cute. Though personally I'd rather shove all the bits in a piping bag and then go around waving it like a giant conical dick making crude wanking noises and squeezing it to make it look like "princess" Charlotte's remains was a big load of jizz that I was spunking all over the place. The royal "we"? The royal bukkake, more like.

[BlodwynPig]

The media coverage always gets me down and I think it does more harm than good. Some royal reporters are more supine than others, but they are all dreadful. Your heart must sink the day you get called into the editor's office to be given that gig. "Witchelled, and never called me mother."

This trip is seemingly about a project to get all fifty-three Commonwealth nations to commit to preserve a section of indigenous forest in perpetuity. That's not a bad thing, is it? Plus the tribe seemed to enjoy showing off their beads, carvings and Toyota 4x4s.

1 square foot of forest - the rest to be bulldozed for property.

[Blue Jam]

Also which of you were responsible for this protest? Come on, own up:

'No Kings, No Landlords': Anti-Royalist protesters brandish makeshift GUILLOTINE as they storm day two of Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's tour

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Who's Wills doing a quick oral favour for in that!?

[Blumf]

Keeping the 'ethnic' at a safe distance behind a glass barrier.

[biggytitbo]

I wish our Royal family no real ill will other than perhaps they all get electrocuted to death and replaced with John Goodman.

[Blue Jam]

Royal Gossip coming up with the goods on Kate Middlebum as usual:

[gilbertharding]

Either that or give him a book on brutalism and post-modernist architecture and how they can transform the face of neo-classical dominated U.K. cities. That'd frighten the life outta him!

Splitting hairs, I know - but I'm fairly sure the Jug-eared shit-for-brains little runt LIKES Post Modern architecture - because he's toocloth-eyed to be able to tell it apart from your actual classical or baroque.

[Alien Or Sutin]

It raises the interesting question of who gets to eat the underage royal vag in iced form. It has to be someone, and statistically it's likely to be one of her parents or her brother. Old school royal behaviour there.

What did you do at the weekend? Me? I ate a cake effigy of my daughter's nappied vagina.

[MoonDust]

Splidding hairs, I know - but I'm fairly sure the Jug-eared shid-for-brains liddle rund LIKES Posd Modern archidecdure - because he's doocloth-eyed do be able to dell id apart from your acdual classical or baroque.

Sorry, "splidding"?

[PowerButchi]

Be careful everyone, you don't want to end up like the William Wallace of the C21st - Peter Dow

http://peter-dow.blogspot.com/

And here's his dating page on his website. Loves his tits to hips ratio

http://scot.tk/lookingforawoman.htm#top

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It isn't against the law to sincerely hope certain people die.

Neither thought nor speech.

In actuality if they were murdered I would abhor the act but celebrate the result.