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BlodwynPig

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1230 on: October 15, 2018, 02:17:18 PM »
They are weirdly popular in Canada (and presumably the rest of the colonies). They’re always on the front of those shitty horrible magazines in grocery stores when Johnny depp or a kardashian is not available. At least those people (and all their relatives) aren’t funded by the public purse.

Didn't you live two blocks from Meg or something and sold your story to OK Canada?

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1231 on: October 15, 2018, 02:50:24 PM »
Didn't you live two blocks from Meg or something and sold your story to OK Canada?

Me and a mate from Dublin were stumbling home out of PJ O’Brien’s on Colbourne street and came across a Suits filmset (corner of Colbourne and Church) and they asked us to be quiet and wait but we said nah mate, Suits is shit so we yelled something and walked off across the parking lot to get the King streetcar home. This delayed their filming by upwards of 30 seconds, and may have resulted in a minor annoyance for Hazza’s new squeeze.

If you are referring to that story, then OK Canada’s exact response was “no we won’t buy it, we are not interested, and please stop asking”. Serves them right for trying to film outside an Irish pub on a Friday night.

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Attila

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1232 on: October 15, 2018, 04:30:29 PM »
was it ever thus, ... Attila?...

I'm still waiting for her 'let them eat cake' moment.

Blue Jam

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1233 on: October 15, 2018, 06:16:53 PM »
I'm still waiting for her 'let them eat cake' moment.

KEEP WRAPPING.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1234 on: October 15, 2018, 06:52:29 PM »
KEEP WRAPPING.

::rolls eyes::






:D



eta ROYAL BABBIES SO MANY

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45864758

this is going to be a long, long gestation.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1235 on: October 15, 2018, 07:21:31 PM »
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It's a rainy, blustery Monday - but here's the news that's going to cheer us all up.
Another royal baby!
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex's baby will be arriving in the spring - but because we quite simply can't wait until then, here are lots of lovely, squishy royal baby pictures to tide us over.
You're welcome.

A man from Leeds says "RELEASE THE STAGS!"

BlodwynPig

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1236 on: October 15, 2018, 07:23:45 PM »
Sadly no BBC journalist/toad put their name to that piece.

Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1237 on: October 15, 2018, 07:25:17 PM »
I would have unprotected sex with Meghan

To be honest

Crabwalk

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1238 on: October 15, 2018, 08:42:29 PM »

Blue Jam

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1239 on: October 19, 2018, 09:58:44 PM »
Puhppah had a sprog this week. I can't think of anything else to say about that really, not even a proper joke about it having the marshmallow flogging gene or something.

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1240 on: October 19, 2018, 10:54:15 PM »
Puhppah had a sprog this week. I can't think of anything else to say about that really, not even a proper joke about it having the marshmallow flogging gene or something.

You have to imagine it being born to the little musical cue her character has on The Windsors.

Blue Jam

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1241 on: October 20, 2018, 10:14:25 AM »
"That bloke whose brother was on The Bachelor has got billions! Not millions, billions! That's nine zeroes!"

(I bet Kate actually is jealous- I would be...)

Blumf

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1242 on: October 27, 2018, 10:55:44 PM »
Promises, promises...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/queen-abdicate-95-allowing-charles-13487506
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The Queen could stand aside at 95 allowing Charles to reign as regent in just three years time, according to an explosive new biography.

On her coronation in 1953, the Queen promised to serve her country for the rest of her life.

But it has long been speculated that Prince Charles could reign as a regent sooner than expected.

Now, in revelations in a new book by veteran royal correspondent Robert Jobson, it's suggested the Queen could pass on her duties as monarch when she reaches 95, reports Mail Online.

I guess they've got Operation 'Chucks Okay Actually' ready now.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1243 on: October 27, 2018, 11:46:57 PM »
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according to an explosive new biography

I thought they'd caught that mail bomber?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1244 on: October 28, 2018, 08:20:26 PM »
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The Queen could stand aside at 95 allowing Charles to reign as regent in just three years time, according to an explosive new biography.

On her coronation in 1953, the Queen promised to serve her country for the rest of her life.

Cunt of Death

Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1245 on: November 04, 2018, 08:54:04 AM »


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Lara Mason, from Brownhills, spent 250 hours crafting Harry and Meghan cake which can feed up to 500 people and is life sized. Everything edible apart from the frames.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1246 on: November 04, 2018, 10:04:12 AM »
Something about the Meghan's face really captures that frozen thousand-toothed arch-Yankee quality.

'Harold' looks like a bald ex-rower with a turd on his head.

I hope a bored curlew shits on them both the iced cunts

BlodwynPig

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1247 on: November 04, 2018, 12:44:44 PM »
A facsimile of humanity. A cake.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1248 on: November 04, 2018, 02:33:53 PM »
Well, there isn’t much to do in Brownhills.

Blue Jam

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1249 on: November 04, 2018, 11:44:58 PM »
Congrats, Bants'n'Syoots!



Captain Z

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1250 on: November 05, 2018, 12:07:00 AM »


Sometimes you can almost understand why they're so eager to keep themselves locked away in a large palace away from the general public.

Blue Jam

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1251 on: November 05, 2018, 12:16:23 AM »
^^^ 'kin' ell, what's going on with that rubber duckie? It looks more inbred than any of the Saxe-Coburg Gothas

greencalx

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1252 on: November 08, 2018, 10:15:50 PM »
Big long piece on the Ten just now about how Chazza’s not going to shoot his mouth off when he takes the throne.

Do you think than means Queenie might have a heavy cold?

Blumf

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1253 on: November 08, 2018, 11:33:54 PM »
Indeed.

Previously...

Promises, promises...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/queen-abdicate-95-allowing-charles-13487506
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The Queen could stand aside at 95 allowing Charles to reign as regent in just three years time, according to an explosive new biography.

I guess they've got Operation 'Chucks Okay Actually' ready now.

And now - what was the main headline until the shooting in the US - we see Operation COA ramping up...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46133114
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The Prince of Wales says he will stop speaking out on topics he feels strongly about when he becomes king, as he is "not that stupid".

This is going to get sickening.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1254 on: November 09, 2018, 03:40:42 AM »
Couple of rags, telegraph being one, have “doting grandpa Charles” on their front pages.

Transparent and sickening

Uncle TechTip

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Re: Royal Family Watch
« Reply #1255 on: November 09, 2018, 08:14:06 AM »
Big long piece on the Ten just now about how Chazza’s not going to shoot his mouth off when he takes the throne.

Do you think than means Queenie might have a heavy cold?

No, they're promoting some documentary. Unless that's part of the scheme? Hmm...