Author Topic: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)  (Read 118574 times)

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1650 on: February 18, 2020, 09:52:35 PM »
I got done in the middle of nowhere for “animal cruelty” because I accidentally ran over a rabbit on my horse.

Animal cruelty. In the Old West. Fucks sake like.

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1651 on: February 18, 2020, 09:55:23 PM »
I was expecting to get into some shit for kicking all those chickens to death, and stabbing the mangy dog, but nothing happened to me. Not even a knock to the honour.

Very inconsistent.

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1652 on: February 18, 2020, 10:02:32 PM »
I was expecting to get into some shit for kicking all those chickens to death, and stabbing the mangy dog, but nothing happened to me. Not even a knock to the honour.

Very inconsistent.

Once again it seems there is one set of rules for cuellar, and quite another set for decent law abiding folk like me.

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1653 on: February 19, 2020, 12:06:40 AM »
I feel like the ending sequence of this game is legitimately beautiful. Almost unmatched, even. Not entirely, but almost.

When Arthur put his hat on before his last ride I legitimately tore up.

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1654 on: February 21, 2020, 05:00:11 PM »
I got done in the middle of nowhere for “animal cruelty” because I accidentally ran over a rabbit on my horse.

I used to deliberately squash rabbits under Big Mandy's hooves all the time and I never had the feds going all PeTA on my ass. All I ever got was some tasty tasty roadkill for the pot.

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1655 on: February 21, 2020, 07:38:30 PM »
I used to deliberately squash rabbits under Big Mandy's hooves all the time and I never had the feds going all PeTA on my ass. All I ever got was some tasty tasty roadkill for the pot.

My rabbit must have been in witness protection or my horse snitched.

My horse is called Hooves and is the best, unless he snitched on me in which case I forgive him.

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1656 on: February 21, 2020, 08:05:46 PM »
I called mine Britney Spurs, but I nicked that from Reddit.

I also saw one online called ArthurDiesOfTB

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1657 on: February 22, 2020, 12:08:11 AM »
Mine was called Derke. He died by falling face-first off a small incline.

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1658 on: February 22, 2020, 01:27:35 AM »
Mine was called Derke. He died by falling face-first off a small incline.

RIP Derke :(

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1659 on: February 22, 2020, 01:06:36 PM »
Did you go to the Nicola Tesla guy and get him to build you a Robot Grief Horse?

My rabbit must have been in witness protection or my horse snitched.

My horse is called Hooves and is the best, unless he snitched on me in which case I forgive him.

iirc one of the challenges requires you to run over five animals. That's Rockstar inconsistency for you- in their games you can murder a prostitute to avoid having to pay her but they won't let you call your horse Twatface.

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1660 on: February 22, 2020, 05:24:19 PM »
Did you go to the Nicola Tesla guy and get him to build you a Robot Grief Horse?

WHAT

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1661 on: February 22, 2020, 05:34:19 PM »
Confessions Of A Sidequest Whore:

https://youtu.be/Ubx4fO-UBj4

As a massive nerd I got a massive thrill from this. He actually made a robot an'all, I can't remember if I found it or not:

https://youtu.be/VA-AIL7C8ts

Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1662 on: February 22, 2020, 05:39:38 PM »
I remember him making that crap robot but not a horse!

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1663 on: February 22, 2020, 05:41:56 PM »
I was only joking about a Robot Grief Horse. It would have been funny though.

Perhaps he should have made a Robot Gav for Gav's mate.

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1664 on: February 23, 2020, 12:01:22 AM »
I was only joking about a Robot Grief Horse.

*ferris stops re-downloading RDR2 and goes back to his thousandth Skyrim playthrough*

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1665 on: February 24, 2020, 03:07:25 PM »
If you show up later on, he's dead and you can find the robot in the snowy mountains near the shitty snow town you start the game at, constantly crying 'papa'.

EDIT: I'm a cunt, you just linked to a vid of that. Oopsy poopsy!
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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1666 on: February 26, 2020, 09:13:21 PM »
Glitch King!

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1667 on: April 25, 2020, 01:26:20 AM »
RDR2 is coming to Game Pass in May...

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/red-dead-redemption-2-coming-to-xbox-game-pass-but/1100-6476411/

...but GTA V is leaving. We hardly knew ye.

Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1668 on: April 27, 2020, 03:10:32 PM »
Inviting random lobby people to your Moonshine Shack to drink, dance, fight and play in the band is really fun.

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1669 on: April 27, 2020, 03:34:24 PM »
Is RDR2 online any good? I've just got into GTA5 online, about five years late, and while it's great fun the graphics seem quite dated by comparison so if RDR2 online is good then I might start.

Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1670 on: April 27, 2020, 03:41:41 PM »
Depends what you're looking for really. It can be very beautiful and it's certainly better than launch, when it was little more than a 26-player deathmatch. There's plenty to do these days, but some basics are locked behind level restrictions, so you can expect a bit of a grind, initially.

(deleted stuff about story mode, seems you already played it, sorry.)

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1671 on: April 27, 2020, 09:29:43 PM »
RDR2 online is quite shit, and I say that as someone with about a hundred masochistic hours in it. There is just really fuck all to do.

Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1672 on: April 29, 2020, 02:55:53 AM »
RDR2 online is quite shit, and I say that as someone with about a hundred masochistic hours in it. There is just really fuck all to do.

There's plenty to do if you're new to it, which was the question really.

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Re: Red Dead Redemption 2 (Equestrian Boogaloo)
« Reply #1673 on: April 30, 2020, 02:27:39 PM »
There's plenty to do if you're new to it, which was the question really.

Eh. The stuff you do when you're new is basically shitwork to build your grind base. You can't do missions without 3 other players.

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