The Only Way is Gameshow

[BlodwynPig]

What a fucking travesty. What leprous mind vomited this shit onto the tv.

"Spotless".

Unedifying gameshow on at dumbtime on ITV.

1. Pairs of subhumanoids dress in a lycra onesie
2. They must avoid getting paint on themselves through various obstacles/competitions
3. The pair with the least paint on them go to the final and undertake 4 crappy challenges. a) Don't fall in the paint, b) Get through some paint covered wires, c) Step up a platform with paint on it, d) Luge down a ramp without getting paint on them.
4. The amount of paint they've got on them is measured via a "state-of-the-art" scanner.
5. There is no presenter, just some post-ironic deep voiced American twat (called Red Pepper)
6. The show is so lacking in anything that most of it is filled by the contestants describing what we are seeing on screen (like some real-time "I love the Spotless-ties" shit)
7. The contestants are the Nu-Young twat ends spouting banter and Nu-hero shite.

Obviously trying to target the attention deficit generation in gameshow format....and succeeding probably.

[clingfilm portent]

How do you end up watching ITV as an adult?

You're either A) mentally unsound, B) at your parents house, or C) in a waiting room.

[BlodwynPig]

How do you end up watching ITV as an adult?

You're either A) mentally unsound, B) at your parents house, or C) in a waiting room.

B) in this case...I forced her to turn over from Songs of Praise, but ended on this and watched my mother's flabbergasted expression.