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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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Total Members Voted: 14

pancreas


zomgmouse

Quote from: dr_christian_troy on August 23, 2019, 11:32:02 PM
There's an old man in a pub and he's drinking a pint of shit

Oh? Why's that then?

Ferris

Havin' a sleep: EXTREME

zomgmouse

Train journeys of the unkempt and lonely

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: dr_christian_troy on August 23, 2019, 11:32:02 PM
There's an old man in a pub and he's drinking a pint of shit

Isn't that a line from Theme From an Italian Restaurant?

zomgmouse

Danny Gargoyle

(Film director Danny Boyle but it's a gargoyle)

Fishfinger

"Butt in Hindsight" - celebs ruminate on what they might've done differently in the past, had they been fitted with a functional eyeball in their anus.

Ferris


touchingcloth



Fishfinger


touchingcloth

I believe I've identified why I find the "Comedians in Cars..." variants so enjoyable: there are no satisfying rhymes for "coffee" - they either rhyme but don't really work as a joke, or don't rhyme but are funny.

It's like we're all prospecting for gold, but are doomed only to find tin, and yet the great piles of tin become greater than the sum of their parts, and find a place as an acceptable gold equivalent.

Fishfinger

^ didn't understand a word of that. Anyway, here's:

Columbians in Clown-shoes Gnawing Toffee

zomgmouse

Reese's peanut butter cucks

petril

Incels In Cars Getting Coffee And Why Women Are To Blame For Not Being In The Car Sucking Them Off Right Now

Fishfinger

Crustaceans doing Cartwheels off a Jetty

pancreas

Carmelite nuns getting caramel in Cartmel.

Gregory Torso

Ians with SARS getting coughed on

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: dr_christian_troy on August 23, 2019, 11:32:02 PM
There's an old man in a pub and he's drinking a pint of shit

Laughed

Gregory Torso

CUNTS WITH CUNTS DRIVING CUNTMOBILES ON BENEFITS

Gregory Torso

OOH IANS GETTING HIS AIDS MEDICINE ON THE NHS

Gregory Torso

Kofi Annan getting his cock sucked in a carpark

Spoon of Ploff

Corden Bleurgh.. the filmed reactions of people on being told of the man's 'hilarious' new cookery programme.

Ferris

A sleepover but it's for pets

Ferris

Fish curry but it's nice and not shit

Gregory Torso

It would be a tv programme, and you'd have entertainers of some kind who would be receiving hot beverages within the confines of some sort of vehicle.

Gregory Torso

"Film cliches you want to fuck"

touchingcloth

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on August 24, 2019, 02:09:33 PM
A sleepover but it's for pets

Aw imagine all the good bois with there snoots!!! Omg I would literally raep them all xox

touchingcloth

Quote from: Gregory Torso on August 24, 2019, 02:16:35 PM
"Film cliches you want to fuck"

Clams/fishes you want to fuck off.

Clams/fishes you want to fuck.

Spoon of Ploff

Spent Cartridges. Harrowing tales of peoples experiences with ink jet printers.