That's all I got

[touchingcloth]

Comedians' ink cartridges printing copies.

[Ferris]

Flannel trousers

[kittens]

the very horny caterpillar

[touchingcloth]

File your Boots.

It might be what a pharmacy manager says if an employee asks if they can do something.

"Can I take some of these past use by date meal deal sandwiches and crisps home if I leave the drinks behind?"

"File your Boots, scamp."

[zomgmouse]

Bilby Baggins

(The famous Tolkien protagonist reimagined as an Australian marsupial)

[sponk]

Tunkey Menace

[sponk]

Pucking ink, risen

[petril]

Jim Davidson's Sinderella, but run to the same rules as the ITV Telethon. at gunpoint if necessary

[non capisco]

Sexy's Midnight Runners and their number one hit, yes wait for it wait for it, 'Cum On Eileen'.

[batwings]

Due to a clerical error, the debate between Richard Dawkins and David Bowie's widow has been cancelled.

[zomgmouse]

Harangue a meringue

[Dex Sawash]

Harangue a meringue

T.Rex alternate titles

[petril]

Ardal O'Hanlon walks into places confused, then walks back out

[Cold Meat Platter]

The thin film of phlegm on Paul Ross' glans

[zomgmouse]

A thread where you can only post "L"

[touchingcloth]

Hanukkah Matata.

A thread where you can only post "L"

R r r. 

[madhair60]

The loneliness of the long-distance cummer

[dr_christian_troy]

Shitting on the dock of the bay, watching the turds come rolling in

*Fart noises instead of whistling*

[batwings]

Owner of street cafe to an employee: "I thought I told you to wait outside?!"

"Does this liver taste organic to you?"

"Those ladders folded up over there? Those aren't my real ladders, those are my prop ladders."

[drummersaredeaf]

Vas The Deferens?

N.B. must be presented by German/Dutch or similar forrin.

[touchingcloth]

Porcupine Knee.

[rasta-spouse]

Vonnegut playing Three Blind Mice on the saxophone and Paxman, slightly warped, coming out of the spout of it ensconced in an oily rainbow-reflecting bubble

[zomgmouse]

Favourite eggs

[Ferris]

Favourite eggs

Chocolate
Fabergé

...
...
...

Every other kind

[Goldentony]

kurt vonnegut resurrected by god to tell the truth about nine eleven but the entire time as a trade off he has to be doing a comedy shagging motion

[Goldentony]

fired from the film the mask for suggesting the man character be renamed as lad who clearly shops at the halfway bin

[Lordofthefiles]

Büsker Dü

The hits of Hüsker Dü played in a slapdash manner by a man in thrall to the joys of Spice with a dog on a string that looks so riddled with parasites and fleas it could lie on its back and still crawl away.

[petril]

Vas The Deferens?

N.B. must be presented by German/Dutch or similar forrin.

the show will be introduced by Vas Blackwood, who will then defer and hand over to said continental person

[Lordofthefiles]

Hüsker Döö

The famous three-piece put down their instruments and take up sleuthing in a tricked out VW van with a dog on a string that looks so riddled with parasites and fleas it could lie on its back and still crawl away.

[Lordofthefiles]

Müsker Dön't

A dog on a string, that looks so riddled with parasites and fleas it could lie on its back and still crawl away, stands on The Severn Bridge contemplating it's life to this point - from his days playing the part of Dogtanian on a hit tv show, to the mess he is today, all thanks to that busker and his bloody Spice.