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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

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Total Members Voted: 14

Captain Z

The Tale Of Jeremy Fissure

pancreas

The Rise and Fall of Greginald Cackman

touchingcloth

Spraying bollocks up my bollocks.

touchingcloth


Norton Canes

A 14th Century Swedish woodcut of a Hanseatic League ship



dr_christian_troy

Air for cash
What a disgrace
Pubic hair on gash
Beard on face
Taxes for all
Shave it all off
Savings made
Air for gash
What a disgrace
Saving grace
Shaving face
Life savings no trace

Ferris

Her name was Ebola
She was a showgirl...

zomgmouse

Alternative names for lumbago

Gregory Torso

Shovelling possible fossils into an ossuary.

Gregory Torso

"Ordering James Corden into a canyon", a new Netflix series.

GMTV

Lost Voice Guy prequel, a new Netflix series

Cuellar

Pennywise the Wanking Clown

NJ Uncut

Finally doing paedo haikus

chveik

the good, the bad & the nonce

NJ Uncut

Not even flinging it at the curtains no more.

Gregory Torso

Neil Degrassi Junior Highson

Goldentony

look at that fellr next door but one from terrys on one hand posh van glasses, tools but on the other - whos suckin that cock you know? me? you? im fuckin not! I dont know about you, hey maybe fuckin uhhh sue is out suckin his ass while the god damned fuckin idiot fuckin cooker vandal is pouring reproductive fluid into - hey im not finished you let go of me thi is my pr-I know I rent, but I live here

zomgmouse

Home is where the fart is

dr_christian_troy

Eastenders

GET OUTTA MY WIIIIIFFFFFEEEE

batwings

#1159
Embarassing Bodie: a drunk Lewis Collins impersonator gets his knob out and sings Saturday Night by Whigfield in a Wetherspoons while shadowing a South African diamond smuggler. (pilot episode)

Lordofthefiles

Cummings and Goings

Split screen action following the exploits of a sex-trafficked Lithuanian girl and her clients, broadcast from a dingy flat in soho, featuring two hidden cameras, one above the headboard in the bedroom and one above the cistern in the bog. Narrated by David Attenborough.

touchingcloth

Your dad, but he's made of Meccano.

Cuellar

Instead of umpires you have vampires at cricket matches.

Square leg vampire. Third vampire, just rock and roll that for me please...OK, thanks, clear edge there, vampire Dharmasena you can reverse your decision.

rasta-spouse

Comedians, Incels Getting Creepy



INT.   BMW

Elliot Roger: (deep voice) I don't know why (cool pause)...you women don't like me. (flicks shades down to the tip of nose and looks into GoPro)

Seinfeld: (slaps thigh) That. is. hilarious. 

NJ Uncut

Fuckin'...

The lot, innit?

(Gestures at world; self)

(Looks into camera briefly, re-slumps shoulders in familiar pose, trudges off to find a baguette, is unsuccessul as this is all in Cheltenham)

Stoneage Dinosaurs

New Legend Gary style character called Coventry Carol. She's a woman who lives in Coventry and one week she sacrifices live dogs in the hollowed out cathedral as a gift to the vodka gods, the next I dunno it's very WIP

petril

Legend Gary but he's in his 40s and its a desolate Viz strip where he's just trying to pretend its how it was when he was about 23

Ferris

Quote from: petrilTanaka on September 14, 2019, 10:46:02 PM
Legend Gary but he's in his 40s and its a desolate Viz strip where he's just trying to pretend its how it was when he was about 23

Far too good for this thread (or Viz).

seepage

Clean as a Whistles. New TV show in which clothes shop compete to see if they are as clean, or indeed cleaner, than the nearest branch of Whistles. Winner receives a year's supply of strong bleach.

zomgmouse

Quote from: petrilTanaka on September 14, 2019, 10:46:02 PM
Legend Gary but he's in his 40s and its a desolate Viz strip where he's just trying to pretend its how it was when he was about 23

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