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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

All I got
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Fall-ah! I got-AH!
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Total Members Voted: 14

batwings


Lordofthefiles

"A Brush with Death"

You've Been Framed type show where Basil Brush presents a graphic, and sometimes obscene, series of clips culled from Live Leak, the Faces of Death videos and terrorist training propaganda.


"Boom, BOOM"

petril

Quote from: Lordofthefiles on September 16, 2019, 02:33:14 PM
"A Brush with Death"

You've Been Framed type show where Basil Brush presents a graphic, and sometimes obscene, series of clips culled from Live Leak, the Faces of Death videos and terrorist training propaganda.


"Boom, BOOM"

"some funny, some tragic", says the blurb, hoping to telly on edginess and a vaguely known reference

Chollis

Star Wars - Mos Eisley but instead its Boss Eyesley and everyone has wonky eyes

Ferris

Quote from: Chollis on September 16, 2019, 11:07:57 PM
Star Wars - Mos Eisley but instead its Boss Eyesley and everyone has wonky eyes

Jabba the Butt

a duncandisorderly

Quote from: Cuellar on September 13, 2019, 08:00:16 PM
Instead of umpires you have vampires at cricket matches.

Square leg vampire. Third vampire, just rock and roll that for me please...OK, thanks, clear edge there, vampire Dharmasena you can reverse your decision.

white ball, right?

touchingcloth


Lordofthefiles

"Banged up a Broad"

A series of talking heads style interviews with men who had elicit affairs that ended in unplanned pregnancies with feisty women from the 1930's.

Ferris

"Banged upon the Broads"

Camera crew following doggers in Norfolk.

touchingcloth

The guy guillotines off your head, but he keeps calling it a "goblinotine" throughout the process. So unfortunately you have been found guilty and sentenced to death by the goblinotine, and if you please walk this way I will take you to the goblinotine, one moment people please I am winding the goblinotine the goblinotine will trim off your head now goodbye.

And then he guillotines his fucking head off.

Ferris

Craig David themed dating show.

touchingcloth

Date themed Craig David show.

Bum Selecta.

It's either a show like Secret Millionaire with Craig David, or a show like Naked Attraction with Craig David.

the

The Legend Of Zelda: A Cunt To The Face

Lordofthefiles

Pigeon foot shaped shoes for pigeons that just have them weird little stubs instead of feet.

Norton Canes

A show for fat beardy gay men who like rambling, called The Beary Hikers

Cuellar

A show for gay German bears, The Hairy Dieters

Ferris

Some good stuff in here, lads.

touchingcloth

David Cameron, but all he can say now is "lizards" but really loud and forcefully. LIZAAAAAARDS

petril


dr_christian_troy

Pegged and fish-hooked while looking into an industrial fan

NJ Uncut

I'm so tired of working for corrupt, uncaring Big Oil.

I want to work for Mom n Pop oil. Just a nice auld couple flogging the odd barrel from their garden. Little Oil, lads. That's what my heart wants. Just local oil, for local people

Dex Sawash


100 things you wouldn't want to stick in a chocolate fountain

pancreas

Owing Jones. Left-wing political commentator turned bailiff.

Gregory Torso

PROPER NANS

CONCRETE NANS

ABSTRACT NANS

NJ Uncut

Hirsute damsel off for fry up

And there's that tasty bit

Terrible pools of blood

batwings

Raising a Laugh

Viewers vote for their favourite deceased comedian. The winner is reanimated by a necromancer long enough for them to do a 10 minute routine, before being returned to the grave.

Hosted by Noel Fielding.
Necromancer tbd.

pancreas

Quote from: Gregory Torso on September 21, 2019, 06:50:04 PM
PROPER NANS

CONCRETE NANS

ABSTRACT NANS

GARLIC NANS

PESHWARI NANS

BOTSWA NANS

Ferris

Keema nans or get to fuck

Cuellar