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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

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Total Members Voted: 14

doppelkorn

Penile Barking. Big new trend with the youngsters where they upload videos of them "barking" out of their hog's eyes at each other.

Dr Syntax Head

Nappies in Mothercare for retired arses

doppelkorn

Stilts but for your bollocks

Dr Syntax Head

A parking ticket meter gains sentience. That's all I got. Laziness kicking in full pelt

pancreas

Quote from: doppelkorn on March 16, 2018, 10:39:38 PM
Stilts but for your bollocks

Like chopsticks, to help you eat your own shit back up your own arse.

Dr Syntax Head

Quote from: pancreas on March 16, 2018, 11:00:06 PM
Like chopsticks, to help you eat your own shit back up your own arse.

The rule 34 nobody asked for but the rule 34 we all deserve.

Ferris


Ferris

Simply Fred West

(Sung to the tune of Simply the Best)

Spoon of Ploff

Sycophant-asia: a film where Ricky Gervais plays Micky Mouse, and creates a load of animated brooms that go on the internet to defend him, and harass anyone who claims he's just not that great.

Spoon of Ploff

The "So It Go Goes" a funk skiffle fusion band with a love for the works of Kurt Vonnegut. They tour the West Midlands or something, and get into lots of scrapes I dunno f'sake.

Dex Sawash


doppelkorn

The Complete Jerks of Shakespeare

Starring Fred Durst as Malvolio

Howj Begg

Quote from: doppelkorn on April 30, 2018, 09:41:33 PM
The Complete Jerks of Shakespeare

Starring Fred Durst as Malvolio

The two mooks of Verona

Spoon of Ploff

You're just not trying anymore.






it's a game show for apathetics


Norton Canes


POINTLESS BUT RICHARD OSMAN HAS BEEN REPLACED BY IAN WELLS, THE MANAGER OF THE HALFORDS AUTOCENTRE ON THE NUFFIELD TRADING ESTATE

Gregory Torso

Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on May 01, 2018, 12:50:52 PM
POINTLESS BUT RICHARD OSMAN HAS BEEN REPLACED BY IAN WELLS, THE MANAGER OF THE HALFORDS AUTOCENTRE ON THE NUFFIELD TRADING ESTATE

You should do this one, sounds hilarious. As long as Ian Wells, Manager Of The Halfords Autocentre on the Nuffield Trading Estate fucking despises Alexander Armstrong as much as Richard Osmonds.

Fishfinger

'Namsplainin', with Roger Daltrey and Friends. Like Top Gear, but war.

Ferris

The Day of the Jacobi

A film crew follows the former Cadfael star as he mills about, does laundry, goes to the shops etc.

Ferris

I just had a really funny idea for a thread in HS Art but my wife accosted me and asked me to explain the state of the bathroom (which, fair enough, it wants a clean). So I'll be doing that all afternoon.

...but oh shit, what was that thread idea? Was it about food ingredients? Or famous anuses from history? Or the Glory of Greece, the Grandeur of Rome, the State of Sheffield town centre (especially at the rough end of the Moor Market although I understand it's been spruced up, EU money probably).

Don't know mate. All these things, lost in time, like tears in rain. Time... to scrub the bog.

Dex Sawash


Norton Canes


Spoon of Ploff


Earnest Sexpot

Now That's What I Call Hamburgers

Spoon of Ploff

A show celebrating dairy products from around the world called 'field of creams'

Spoon of Ploff

Black Coffees.

It'll be like Black Books but set in an coffee shop.


pancreas

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on May 11, 2018, 09:36:39 AM
Black Coffees.

It'll be like Black Books but set in an coffee shop.

Or Black Men. It'll be like Black Books but set it a male whorehouse in Lagos.

Cuellar

You know those superhero Deadpool films?

Something about Deedpoll. I dunno.

Spoon of Ploff

A show called Making Mole Hills Out of Mountains: taking important events of the day and picking at the most obscure and insignificant details to focus on. For example - rating the back swing of Palestinians trying to swat away tear gas canisters with tennis rackets.

spamwangler