That's all I got

[touchingcloth]

Tags: alright, guys, you've had your fun with the referring yourself to NHS mental health services

Is that said by an actor or a robot?

[NJ Uncut]

Is that said by an actor or a robot?

Stop-motion plasticine doctor

[dallasman]

[Ferris]

My name is URL.

[Dex Sawash]

My name is URL.

ftfy

[dallasman]

My name is URL.

Hear hear

[Dex Sawash]

Testicle enhancement products/services, do they exist?

If they do exist, i never see any ads. is that because google is happy with the current state of my testicles or because they think I am happy with the state of my testicles/have given up?

[Dex Sawash]

Should've gone with FerriswheelBueller.ca
Fucked it right up

[touchingcloth]

Cuckulents.

[Norton Canes]

Pretending to be Rick Stein but you"ve grilled some halloumi really badly

[kittens]

get your bell stinky in helsinki

[Clatty McCutcheon]

There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good,
She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horehead.

[Clatty McCutcheon]

She's turned the Danes against us (Viking-themed strategy game).

[Dex Sawash]

2am thread

[jobotic]

Strawberry Phil
Nothing is Rhyl

[Lordofthefiles]

Barry Krishna

A boy is born into a poor family in Wallsend, England, but soon comes to the attention of a gang of Tibetan monks hunting for the soul of the recently deceased Dalai Lama.
Could it be true?

Hilarity and mild peril ensues.

[Captain Z]

Book a rest in Bucharest

You can have that one, Bucharest tourist board.

[touchingcloth]

Flow my spunk, the policeman said.

Sci fi porn or sutin I don't know do I that's all I got.

[touchingcloth]

That's all I GoT. Like this thread, but with even more goblins.

[touchingcloth]

Just lezzed off in a tax inspector's face, and it was mostly intentional.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Hip hip purée!

Perfect post. No irony. Am punching sky at this

THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE

[PlanktonSideburns]

Just lezzed off in a tractor inspector's face, and it was mostly international

[Ferris]

Perfect post. No irony. Am punching sky at this

THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE

You're telling me. A lot of stuff in here is much too funny or well thought out.

Down with that sort of thing - just poorly sketched out bullshit in future.

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Joan, Armour Trading

(a woman called Joan buys and sells suits of armour)

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Gimme the Knight

(New chess TV programme hosted by George Benson)

[Pink Gregory]

Ejaculate?

I think you'll find that I am always punctual.

[dallasman]

^ E jac u right on time

[drummersaredeaf]

Mobility Scousers.

[dr_christian_troy]

Modern reboot of Goodnight Sweetheart in which Gary Sparrow lives in the future and travels back in time to present day in which he cuckolds a millennial and doesn't give a shit as always.

Title: FUCK OFF LOVE

[petril]

Modern reboot of Goodnight Sweetheart in which Gary Sparrow accidentally travels back in time to the 70s and has to disguise himself as Nicholas Lyndhurst to blend in. Big finale where there are loads of him doing the WH Smiths advert