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kittens

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1350 on: November 22, 2019, 10:12:59 AM »
robin incel

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1351 on: November 22, 2019, 09:52:42 PM »

kittens

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1352 on: November 25, 2019, 05:40:00 AM »
the poltergeist i was seeing around my house has stopped responding to my seances.

i think she's ghosting me

this is an excellent gag, please enjoy.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1353 on: November 25, 2019, 05:07:03 PM »
Bonnie 'Prince' Andrew.

touchingcloth

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1354 on: November 26, 2019, 10:49:08 PM »
Meats by Dr Dre.

petrilTanaka

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1355 on: November 26, 2019, 11:30:26 PM »
Billy Gunn making cameos in sitcoms, in his hotpants. To his The One music. Look at allllllll I got

petrilTanaka

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1356 on: November 26, 2019, 11:32:03 PM »
Jay Kay coked up thinking the floor is moving everywhere he goes

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1357 on: November 27, 2019, 01:01:51 PM »
Garyoke.

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1358 on: November 27, 2019, 01:03:11 PM »
A Question Time Election Special, featuring the top political editors/pundits.... so members of the public can get to call them out for being lying c*nts for an hour.

Lordofthefiles

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1359 on: December 05, 2019, 08:51:42 PM »
Titsocks

Like socks but for your tits.

touchingcloth

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1360 on: December 08, 2019, 11:27:28 AM »
Milk monitor, but it’s a lizard made of milk.

Milk monitor, but it’s a VDU made of milk.

Mini milk monitor, but it’s a dwarf child handing out tiny milks.

Milk Minotaur.

grassbath

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1361 on: December 08, 2019, 03:38:09 PM »
Monastery crime caper

Felonious Monk

touchingcloth

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1362 on: December 08, 2019, 07:36:19 PM »
Milk monastery.

bigfatheart

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1363 on: December 08, 2019, 10:19:11 PM »
Wilson Pickett & Betty

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1364 on: December 09, 2019, 09:06:49 AM »
Monastery crime caper

Felonious Monk

Too good for this thread

GET OUT

seriously guys, be a bit more careful before posting in here please?

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1365 on: December 09, 2019, 09:07:27 AM »
Milk monastery.

See this - this is how to do it!


Cuellar

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1366 on: December 10, 2019, 07:21:10 PM »
Come, friendly dad-bods, and fall on Slough

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1367 on: December 10, 2019, 07:24:31 PM »
Nazi Babies. 

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1368 on: December 10, 2019, 08:59:45 PM »
The prostitution rests

petrilTanaka

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1369 on: December 10, 2019, 10:16:52 PM »
nigel: of the family farage

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1370 on: December 11, 2019, 02:37:11 AM »
Craig David gritty reboot

kittens

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1371 on: December 11, 2019, 08:26:58 AM »
here is a joke:

'have you seen the film shame with Michael Fassbender?'
'i didn't know Michael Fassbender was in Shame! does he have a big part?'
'yes, it is huge'

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1372 on: December 11, 2019, 06:26:23 PM »
Deadhead Ned bled Blind Ed's brown bed red

petrilTanaka

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1373 on: December 13, 2019, 07:33:58 PM »
Locked Out Syndrome Mick, just can't be trusted with keys

Lock-In Syndrome Floyd, just can't be kicked out of the pub

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1374 on: December 14, 2019, 08:22:07 AM »
Finders Kepler's

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1375 on: December 14, 2019, 01:43:54 PM »
Horror Night: Day of the Farage!

kittens

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1376 on: December 14, 2019, 02:57:33 PM »
Bristol Temple Paeds

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1377 on: December 14, 2019, 08:19:27 PM »
Kneel, Morrissey

Chollis

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1378 on: December 17, 2019, 02:50:50 PM »
The Archbishop of Greggs

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1379 on: December 18, 2019, 09:17:13 AM »
I Love The 90's, but they cast a wry eye exclusively over any incrementally improved technical media and governance documents of the year.

New revisions to computer software, updates to any industry standards (government documents, health and safety, building regs, anything), new rounds of funding within the same programme of work, and so on.