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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

All I got
2 (14.3%)
Nall I got
0 (0%)
(Timothy) Spall I got  
1 (7.1%)
(All Creatures Great and) Small I got
0 (0%)
(Johnny) Ball I got
2 (14.3%)
(Stones of) Gall I got
1 (7.1%)
(Reginald Perrin's Rise and) Fall I got
1 (7.1%)
Raoul Moat
2 (14.3%)
Fall-ah! I got-AH!
2 (14.3%)
the cool shoeshine
3 (21.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14

kittens


PlanktonSideburns


kittens

the poltergeist i was seeing around my house has stopped responding to my seances.

i think she's ghosting me

this is an excellent gag, please enjoy.


touchingcloth


petril

Billy Gunn making cameos in sitcoms, in his hotpants. To his The One music. Look at allllllll I got

petril

Jay Kay coked up thinking the floor is moving everywhere he goes


Spoon of Ploff

A Question Time Election Special, featuring the top political editors/pundits.... so members of the public can get to call them out for being lying c*nts for an hour.

Lordofthefiles

Titsocks

Like socks but for your tits.

touchingcloth

Milk monitor, but it's a lizard made of milk.

Milk monitor, but it's a VDU made of milk.

Mini milk monitor, but it's a dwarf child handing out tiny milks.

Milk Minotaur.

grassbath

Monastery crime caper

Felonious Monk

touchingcloth


bigfatheart


PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: grassbath on December 08, 2019, 03:38:09 PM
Monastery crime caper

Felonious Monk

Too good for this thread

GET OUT

seriously guys, be a bit more careful before posting in here please?

PlanktonSideburns


Cuellar

Come, friendly dad-bods, and fall on Slough


dallasman


petril

nigel: of the family farage

Ferris

Craig David gritty reboot

kittens

here is a joke:

'have you seen the film shame with Michael Fassbender?'
'i didn't know Michael Fassbender was in Shame! does he have a big part?'
'yes, it is huge'

dallasman

Deadhead Ned bled Blind Ed's brown bed red

petril

Locked Out Syndrome Mick, just can't be trusted with keys

Lock-In Syndrome Floyd, just can't be kicked out of the pub

Spoon of Ploff


Ferris

Horror Night: Day of the Farage!

kittens


The Bumlord


Chollis

The Archbishop of Greggs

GMTV

I Love The 90's, but they cast a wry eye exclusively over any incrementally improved technical media and governance documents of the year.

New revisions to computer software, updates to any industry standards (government documents, health and safety, building regs, anything), new rounds of funding within the same programme of work, and so on.