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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

All I got
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Nall I got
0 (0%)
(Timothy) Spall I got  
1 (7.1%)
(All Creatures Great and) Small I got
0 (0%)
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2 (14.3%)
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Fall-ah! I got-AH!
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Total Members Voted: 14

Captain Z

Bantam and Robin.

Crime-fighting chicken and bird duo.

Spoon of Ploff

Coffee grinds tasting, live from Ipswich. Brought to you by BBC on a budget.


Actually BBC on a budget might make a good thread. H.mm...

Ferris

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on December 19, 2019, 08:49:56 AM
Coffee grinds tasting, live from Ipswich. Brought to you by BBC on a budget.


Actually BBC on a budget might make a good thread. H.mm...

Bargain Hunt, but David Dickinson is operating the camera and boom microphone himself.

Spoon of Ploff

antique roadshow over the phone. calls are charged at £3 per minute so be very specific when describing your antique.

pancreas

Gash in the Attic. Anne Frank meets Secret Diary of a Call Girl.

Spoon of Ploff

Quote from: pancreas on December 19, 2019, 01:55:05 PM
Gash in the Attic. Anne Frank meets Secret Diary of a Call Girl.

Sounds expensive... Can you set it in a shed and make it with hand puppets?

Spoon of Ploff

Thread Splitters!!! The Movie! dun dun duuuuh...

Cuellar


Jonathan Pies

Morbidly obese newsreader smugly rants and gesticulates on YouTube about pies, his trademark suits stained with sweat and gravy. He fucking reeks, mate.

petril

Lock-up Syndrome Pat, just can't avoid having an old garage full of shite somewhere. Can get you anything, provided you can put up with three cancellations and get up on a horrid day at a shit time to go twenty miles and spent three hours digging through shite for it. Anything.

seepage

♫ Pritt Stick on your collar... ♫ You mad bastard.


pancreas

The Archer: Sitcom about Jeffrey Archer à la Toast of London.

Ferris

A ballet about Microsoft Office.

Something something something what Clippy knows,

Something something something on your tippy-toes

grassbath

Quote from: Captain Z on December 19, 2019, 01:23:21 AM
Bantam and Robin.

Crime-fighting chicken and bird duo.

Hang on a minute, i got bollocked upthread for stuff like this ('too well-developed'). Are you half-baked bunch of bastards going to let him get away with this?

pancreas

Quite right. Quite right. Ostracise the cunt.

petril

I love nostalgia, where clips of talking heads are interrupted by clips of talking heads with the original talking head showed down and desaturated in the background, to say that the original talking head must've been on drugs or something

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: pancreas on January 02, 2020, 12:13:33 AM
Quite right. Quite right. Ostracise the cunt.

Ostracise - large bird based exersise programme

pancreas

Programme. Metric measurement pressure group in the US.

Chollis

The Great British Gape Off

pancreas

Quote from: Chollis on January 02, 2020, 04:09:59 PM
The Great British Gape Off

Judged by Mary Berry and Mike Gapes?

Dex Sawash

Paul HollyWOULD, morelike

Spoon of Ploff

48p and an expired bus pass.

Spoon of Ploff

jah wobble's jars wobble.. pass it on.

Chollis


DoesNotFollow


Ferris

You make me feel like Ted Danson
I wanna Danson the night away

Cuellar

Only Fools And Organ Harvesting

Ferris


pancreas

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on January 12, 2020, 08:21:49 PM
Get Breakfast Done.

This is extremely poor. It may be the worst thing you've ever done.

Ferris

Quote from: pancreas on January 12, 2020, 09:32:23 PM
This is extremely poor. It may be the worst thing you've ever done.

How naive you are.