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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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Total Members Voted: 14

TV ideas for Ricky Gervais after they finally get sick of him in the US:

Ricky Don't Lose That Humber - RG is blindfolded and has to follow the River Humber to its source, relying only on the goodwill of the public.

Ricky Don't Lose That 'cumber - RG repeats the foregoing only he has to maintain possession of a cucumber at all times.

Ricky Don't Lose That Mumba - as above, but RG has custody of early noughties pop singer Samantha Mumba.

Lordofthefiles

Prime and Prejudice

Docusoap featuring the trials and tribulations of Polish and Romanian drivers as they go about their day delivering the wares of the Amazon corporation.

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It's the Wetherspoons pub chain, and everything is exactly the same - except the pub chain is called J R Humanoid

Cuellar

Up to ones neck in bollocks


Captain Z


Ferris


Cuellar


GMTV

You had me at reverse...

GMTV

Quote from: the on January 24, 2020, 11:52:00 AM
It's the Wetherspoons pub chain, and everything is exactly the same - except the pub chain is called J R Humanoid

I don't quite know why but that really made me laugh

DoesNotFollow



Bum Flaps

TK Marx

Can't decide if it's Groucho or Karl

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

was gonna write all my posts in character but abandoned the idea immediately

Cuellar

Well you can tell everybody down in old Frisco
Tell em Colin Montgomerie says hello


DoesNotFollow

Up next: Michael Jackson - Bad (ly disfigured my face with plastic surgery)

DoesNotFollow

Up next: Michael Jackson - (Badly disfiguring your face with plastic surgery, you can't) Beat It


DoesNotFollow


bgmnts


pancreas


PlanktonSideburns


PlanktonSideburns


Cuellar

And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fisters of men

Big Trouble in Little Vagina


Cuellar

The Ragged Anused Philanthropists

pancreas


Cuellar

The Shaggèd Anused Philanthropists