Author Topic: That's all I got  (Read 91364 times)

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1530 on: March 15, 2020, 12:53:13 PM »
Putting the “ire” into “Ireland”.

petrilTanaka

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1531 on: March 17, 2020, 09:37:27 PM »
Replacing the word “heart” with the word “arse” in song titles

Total Eclipse of the Arse
My Arse Will Go On

Etc etc

Somewhere in my Arse

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1532 on: March 17, 2020, 09:42:27 PM »
Putting the malt into malta

petrilTanaka

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1533 on: March 17, 2020, 11:08:46 PM »
putting the boot into Bhutan

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1534 on: March 18, 2020, 12:04:51 AM »
putting the boot into Bhutan

Now you’re catching on!

DoesNotFollow

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1535 on: March 18, 2020, 08:57:24 AM »
@oatmeal.com

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1536 on: March 18, 2020, 09:04:58 AM »
Tie a piece of string to something and take a photograph.


I might try this later if I can be bothered.

Chollis

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1537 on: March 18, 2020, 11:41:44 AM »
"You've got to sniff a botty or two" to the tune of Oliver's Pick a Pocket or Two

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1538 on: March 24, 2020, 07:51:19 PM »
Branches of Grot decreed essential.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1539 on: March 24, 2020, 08:21:13 PM »
FuckDonald’s

Captain Z

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1540 on: March 25, 2020, 01:24:08 AM »
Singing “smash the system” to the tune of “stop the pigeon”.

petrilTanaka

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1541 on: March 25, 2020, 02:21:46 AM »
Bertrand Gachot's barmy army

non capisco

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1542 on: March 25, 2020, 01:17:26 PM »
Lockdown with your cock down

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1543 on: March 25, 2020, 04:54:17 PM »
Pockets full of sprockets.

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1544 on: March 25, 2020, 07:40:00 PM »
Tie a piece of string to something and take a photograph.


I might try this later if I can be bothered.

tempted. phones up in the loft. will do it tommoro if the idea still takes me

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1545 on: March 25, 2020, 07:40:38 PM »
through the earth, wind, fire and flames

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1546 on: March 25, 2020, 08:39:23 PM »
Pritt stick
Shitt prick

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1547 on: March 26, 2020, 09:55:40 AM »
Violent Beauregarde

It's like she is in the book, but instead of chewing gum, she's just battering children and kicking adults in the back of the calf.

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1548 on: March 27, 2020, 08:25:37 PM »
Blind date but the girl contestant is Purple Aki.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1549 on: March 29, 2020, 09:02:25 PM »
Joey Bukkake of the Gape Syndicate

petrilTanaka

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1550 on: March 29, 2020, 09:58:27 PM »
You are invited to be part of Marc Gene's posse

the midnight watch baboon

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1551 on: March 30, 2020, 10:32:01 AM »
Something based around the fact that all Jimmy Savile wanted was to know which tense he lived in

Now...Then?
Now? Then.
Now! Then!

That and lots of kidz' vanilla arses.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1552 on: March 30, 2020, 01:31:18 PM »
A.A. Milnecraft

“Oh, bother” said Pooh as he got eaten by a square zombie thing.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1553 on: March 30, 2020, 03:00:11 PM »
A. A. Gillne.

Christopher Robin shoots a baboon and writes about it in the Telegraph.

pancreas

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1554 on: March 30, 2020, 03:40:38 PM »
J.R.R. Hartley, Fly-fishing in Gondor.

darth andy

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1555 on: March 31, 2020, 09:11:31 PM »
King Rag Part 1


Driving mud minded down a dual carriageway
Locked eyes with a driver over the divide
a gruesome second
He beckoned
And reared,
driving bait,
It was him;
King Rag.

no knuckled white knuckled,
Shaved head no hair
ribs gleamed off the wheel shouting
‘It’s rude to stare’
But it was only a second
Then it was normal road
And I didn’t see it for long but I was sure it was him,
But that could not happen today   .
« Last Edit: March 31, 2020, 11:34:31 PM by darth andy »

darth andy

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1556 on: March 31, 2020, 09:15:16 PM »
Crab sandwiches with a friend

Me and my friend
My friend and me
Ate Crab sandwiches
For our tea

He didn’t like them
I didn’t like them
Crabs are weird things from the sea

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1557 on: March 31, 2020, 11:17:35 PM »
Porridge is like liquid cookies. Think about it.

darth andy

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1558 on: March 31, 2020, 11:35:45 PM »
King Rag Part 2

Standing in line normal and ache as usual
Queue is longer but nothing to shuffle or tut at,
Voice ahead ‘this is mine and I never want it ever gain , take it!’
Cannot extrapolate intention from aggressive interaction
Try to act like other people
It’s damn King Rag, Worm King
Puckered fleshy skull all twisted up in sinew
Normal as hell,
Would he recognise me?
Rag retreats to inner bite and jacket falls and gone
I was next in line anyway

darth andy

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1559 on: April 01, 2020, 01:16:10 AM »
King Rag Part 3

Sad that graham passed away when we were young he said we could be cousins
But he had growing pains
But we could be cousins if we wanted
Pretending to spy on churchgoers
Then that man asked grahams dad to talk away from the car