Author Topic: That's all I got  (Read 87656 times)

darth andy

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1560 on: April 01, 2020, 01:51:43 AM »
im so sorry i have terrible voices that are fucking cunts

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pancreas

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1561 on: April 01, 2020, 02:15:30 AM »
Fuck Tales, featuring Scrooge McFuck.

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1562 on: April 02, 2020, 11:04:47 PM »
Crab sandwiches with a friend

Me and my friend
My friend and me
Ate Crab sandwiches
For our tea

He didn’t like them
I didn’t like them
Crabs are weird things from the sea

Got a lot of time for this

Captain Z

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1563 on: April 03, 2020, 05:18:28 PM »
Cheddar George

Eats a lot of cheddar, I expect.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1564 on: April 03, 2020, 08:29:43 PM »
Cheddar Gorge

The act of eating large quantities of English mild cheese

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1565 on: April 03, 2020, 08:33:30 PM »
Cheddar Gores

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes but cheddary

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1566 on: April 03, 2020, 08:37:05 PM »
Cheddar gorgeous

Beautiful it is

kittens

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1567 on: April 04, 2020, 08:27:35 PM »
Howl's Moving Asshole

Cuellar

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1568 on: April 07, 2020, 02:27:24 PM »
Inisols - people who are self-isolating through no choice of their own.

Andy Crush - self-explanatory

I take the PISS out of you - to the tune of 'I get a kick out of you'


petrilTanaka

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1570 on: April 08, 2020, 12:13:46 AM »
Ray from the Mary Whitehouse Experience presenting all the daytime genres

touchingcloth

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1571 on: April 12, 2020, 09:29:39 PM »
Ians Hopkins. 

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1572 on: April 12, 2020, 10:38:53 PM »
Charlie and Lola: The Later Years

"I Am Absolutely Too Cunted To Do The Washing Up"

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1573 on: April 13, 2020, 09:20:31 PM »


definitely seen that one before an all. well done kittens for remembering someone else's joke

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1574 on: April 13, 2020, 09:47:33 PM »
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the cumming of the lord.

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1575 on: April 22, 2020, 10:48:56 PM »
Pube Goldberg machine

Thank Christ for this thread

Chollis

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1576 on: April 22, 2020, 11:59:33 PM »
Shat on a Hot Tin Roof

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1577 on: April 24, 2020, 11:18:42 PM »
'Me? Oh, I work for Stroud Dogshit Council.'

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1578 on: April 25, 2020, 02:58:39 AM »
A rush and a push and the land that we stand on is cum.

pancreas

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1579 on: April 25, 2020, 04:15:57 AM »
What a Waste!

Jilly Goolden teams up with a group of refuse collectors to track down the best premium bin juice in the UK.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1580 on: April 25, 2020, 09:46:25 AM »
What a Waste!

Jilly Goolden teams up with a group of refuse collectors to track down the best premium bin juice in the UK.

That's excellent

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1581 on: April 25, 2020, 02:31:57 PM »
Turds of a Feather

Captain Z

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1582 on: April 27, 2020, 02:52:59 PM »
Gil's Got Heron

petrilTanaka

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1583 on: April 27, 2020, 10:42:53 PM »
Gil's Got Heron

freezer shop that used to play for Celtic

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1584 on: April 29, 2020, 06:02:54 PM »
Blackbird singing to a dead old shite
Take this sunken arse and learn to wee

spaghetamine

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1585 on: April 29, 2020, 07:14:04 PM »
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like crisps in wind.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1586 on: May 09, 2020, 05:44:14 PM »
All the new laureates. The queen’s gone mad and there’s like a builder laureate, a rapper laureate and a peodo laureate alongside all the usual ones.

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1587 on: May 09, 2020, 05:47:43 PM »
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like crisps in wind.

Love it

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1588 on: May 09, 2020, 05:48:39 PM »
All the new laureates. The queen’s gone mad and there’s like a builder laureate, a rapper laureate and a peodo laureate alongside all the usual ones.

Andrews always getting medals off his mum

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #1589 on: May 09, 2020, 10:10:20 PM »
Andrews always getting medals off his mum

Your a peodo.