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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

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Total Members Voted: 14

darth andy

im so sorry i have terrible voices that are fucking cunts

new page carrion

pancreas

Fuck Tales, featuring Scrooge McFuck.

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: darth andy on March 31, 2020, 09:15:16 PM
Crab sandwiches with a friend

Me and my friend
My friend and me
Ate Crab sandwiches
For our tea

He didn't like them
I didn't like them
Crabs are weird things from the sea

Got a lot of time for this

Captain Z

Cheddar George

Eats a lot of cheddar, I expect.

Ferris

Cheddar Gorge

The act of eating large quantities of English mild cheese

Cheddar Gores

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes but cheddary

Ferris

Cheddar gorgeous

Beautiful it is

kittens


Cuellar

Inisols - people who are self-isolating through no choice of their own.

Andy Crush - self-explanatory

I take the PISS out of you - to the tune of 'I get a kick out of you'


petril

Ray from the Mary Whitehouse Experience presenting all the daytime genres

touchingcloth


Pingers

Charlie and Lola: The Later Years

"I Am Absolutely Too Cunted To Do The Washing Up"

kittens

Quote from: the on April 07, 2020, 04:35:28 PM


definitely seen that one before an all. well done kittens for remembering someone else's joke

Ferris

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the cumming of the lord.

PlanktonSideburns

Pube Goldberg machine

Thank Christ for this thread

Chollis

Shat on a Hot Tin Roof

the

'Me? Oh, I work for Stroud Dogshit Council.'

touchingcloth

A rush and a push and the land that we stand on is cum.

pancreas

What a Waste!

Jilly Goolden teams up with a group of refuse collectors to track down the best premium bin juice in the UK.

GMTV

Quote from: pancreas on April 25, 2020, 04:15:57 AM
What a Waste!

Jilly Goolden teams up with a group of refuse collectors to track down the best premium bin juice in the UK.

That's excellent

Ferris



petril

Quote from: Captain Z on April 27, 2020, 02:52:59 PM
Gil's Got Heron

freezer shop that used to play for Celtic

Ferris

Blackbird singing to a dead old shite
Take this sunken arse and learn to wee

spaghetamine

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like crisps in wind.

touchingcloth

All the new laureates. The queen's gone mad and there's like a builder laureate, a rapper laureate and a peodo laureate alongside all the usual ones.

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: spaghetamine on April 29, 2020, 07:14:04 PM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like crisps in wind.

Love it

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: touchingcloth on May 09, 2020, 05:44:14 PM
All the new laureates. The queen's gone mad and there's like a builder laureate, a rapper laureate and a peodo laureate alongside all the usual ones.

Andrews always getting medals off his mum

touchingcloth