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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

All I got
2 (14.3%)
Nall I got
0 (0%)
(Timothy) Spall I got  
1 (7.1%)
(All Creatures Great and) Small I got
0 (0%)
(Johnny) Ball I got
2 (14.3%)
(Stones of) Gall I got
1 (7.1%)
(Reginald Perrin's Rise and) Fall I got
1 (7.1%)
Raoul Moat
2 (14.3%)
Fall-ah! I got-AH!
2 (14.3%)
the cool shoeshine
3 (21.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Ferris

Shot through the arse,
And you're to blame
Honey you give bums
A bad name

Honey I Shrunk King Kong (to the size of a normal gorilla and he's in a zoo)

Pingers

Toothpaste brands you wouldn't want to be fisted by:

1. Arm and Hammer

The end.

spaghetamine

Every time you try and talk all that comes out is the match of the day theme tune

spaghetamine

Broad Games - like board games but for women

Fishfinger

The Shoe-na Bomber. Lives in a shack and posts shoes to people, preferably with bombs in them.

pancreas

Nonce.

Not at all. Not twice. Not once. Nonce.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Nonce was the vernacular in the North west of England for a ninepence.

pancreas

Also in the Christian Church for non-Church of England.

#satire

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: spaghetamine on May 14, 2020, 06:13:10 PM
Every time you try and talk all that comes out is the match of the day theme tune

love it

but cant remember match of the day theme

so my heads doing either grandstand or question of sport when i imagine it

petril

you can't hum the Grandstand theme because literally everycunt - even the ones who are mute the rest of the time - bursts into Forget About You by The Motors

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Bums on Seats

A homosexual sort of carnival troupe who show off their precision bumming in the manner and spectacle of the Shaolin Monks.

Not a thrust out of place as Bums On Seats provides the audience with the intoxicating mixture of discipline and balance with sweaty rectal plundering.

More commercially successful than the first idea based on placing the homeless on salvaged furniture.

Fr.Bigley

Peter Andre meets prison rapists: a battle of will(ies)

Fishfinger

The musical drama fantasy film "Camelot" but the titular castle-realm is "Travelodge."

pancreas

Quote from: Fr.Bigley on May 17, 2020, 11:12:39 PM
Peter Andre meets prison rapists: a battle of will(ies)

Willy Russell makes a documentary about Willie Thorne. It is so successful that it is dubbed The Triumph of the Willies.

Fr.Bigley

Quote from: pancreas on May 18, 2020, 07:20:02 PM
Willy Russell makes a documentary about Willie Thorne. It is so successful that it is dubbed The Triumph of the Willies.

Take my money you sexy bugger.

seepage

the Institute for Faecal Studies

Stoneage Dinosaurs

New socialist anthem for clowne, "The Internationnolly". Lyrics pending

Pingers

50 Years of British Street Art

800 high quality photos of spunking cocks drawn on walls. £29.99.

PlanktonSideburns


Phone a Lisa. It's some sort of game show.

Ferris


Fr.Bigley


petril

Quote from: Fr.Bigley on June 24, 2020, 12:44:21 PM
The Sutcliffe sitcom.

running gag of never being able to find his sex trousers

petril


Fr.Bigley

Quote from: petrilTanaka on June 24, 2020, 01:33:49 PM
running gag of never being able to find his sex trousers

Or start the Rape taxi cos its starter motor is buggered prompting the line: "Sorry love, this car is shagged, but you know all about that"

Pink Gregory

Nightmare on the Buses

Dex Sawash


DoesNotFollow


Fishfinger

Highbrow vs Monobrow

Either a game show or the story of a nation.  Could be about about Oasis, not sure.