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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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Total Members Voted: 14

Pingers

Ed Danimal's Dead Animals.

Each week, Ed fists a different dead animal. Don't ask me why, he just does. You know Ed.

PlanktonSideburns


Fr.Bigley

Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on July 03, 2020, 06:38:30 PM
love this idea. home rehersal ones

Bez is given the silent ones every time he's admitted to hospital after an acid flashback.

Gregory Torso

SHITE PATTER
SHITE PATTER

Sorry, I just needed to spam that. It's being going round and round in my head all day.

SHITE PATTER
All day at work feeling like shit on the brink of tears and only

SHITE PATTER
marqueeing through my head as i push the cage back and forth

ideally it would be giant, striding, brown and bolded to the point of cardiac arrest

Gregory Torso

Queuing outside Primark for some prime shat, and making


SHITE PATTER

god that feels good

alan nagsworth

The song "Informer" by Snow except the title word is replaced with "Keir Starmer"

dissolute ocelot

Quote from: Pingers on May 14, 2020, 05:32:53 PM
Toothpaste brands you wouldn't want to be fisted by:

1. Arm and Hammer

2. Punch and Judy.

The Mollusk

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Same film but everyone at the school gets ill from iron deficiency

petril


Spoon of Ploff

New Game: Guess the CABber from their dip test result.

Sparkling prizes etc.

Mr Banlon

The Car Park
Rusty cars feeding the ducks
Small cars on the swings

 

dr_christian_troy

What do you get when you fall in love?
Fucked
That's what you get for all your trouble
Fucked
What do you get when you kiss a guy?
Thrush, I dunno
I'll never fall in love again
Dontcha know that I'll never fall in love again?
Don't tell me what it's all about
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
Kinky fucker
What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
Fair enough
I'll never fall in love again
No, no, I'll never fall in love again
Ahh, out of those chains, those chains that bind you
We've done this
What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So far at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again
Shove it up your arse
I'll never fall in love again
Fuck off

non capisco

A new ill advised Donald Duck short called 'Quack Lives Matter' that they show you in the queue at Disney World

Pingers


'Monet's Too Tight to Mention' - sitcom in which the notoriously parsimonious French impressionist artist pleads poverty in order to freeload his way through la vie parisienne.

Norton Canes

The theme to Swap Shop except they sing 'Slut Drop'

ProvanFan


PlanktonSideburns

t2 but its sinead in instead of john connor

Fambo Number Mive

Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on July 27, 2020, 09:11:13 PM
t2 but its sinead in instead of john connor

I quite like the idea of a Replace film/TV characters with celebrities with the same surname thread.

DoesNotFollow


DoesNotFollow


DoesNotFollow

YOU pay to scavenge for YOUR own grubs!

jobotic


willy crossit

Danny welbeck and baldrick have a son called weldrick

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on July 28, 2020, 09:11:34 AM
I quite like the idea of a Replace film/TV characters with celebrities with the same surname thread.

Or putting an Irish O' in between non Irish people's names

Donald 'O Trump

Margaret 'O Atwood

Adolph 'O Hitler

And so on

non capisco

A bloke who calls out for your attention in a fey manner so you can see him wanking in front of you yes it is 'Coo-ee! C.K'.

Stair juice for apple and pear juice

Cuellar

Frank Capra Demon

(one for the nerds there)

An enchanted microphone with the power to make any rap come true falls into the hands of Mike Read.

Maybe Noel Edmonds, dunno.