That's all I got

[Pink Gregory]

Reginal Spekulum

[Pink Gregory]

Crinkle Cut Chimps

Could also be steak cut or chunky.  Also onion rings.

[Ferris]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candle_salad

I feel like this is quality HS Art fodder but have no way to use this

[PlanktonSideburns]

Mayonnaise is a fruit salad?!

Sex register tier salad

[spaghetamine]

David Foster Wallace and Gromit

[Norton Canes]

Spazz jazz

[PlanktonSideburns]

Han's Christian handy-son

The lad is a plumber, so that's good to know!

Also, he broke someone's LEG in a fight outside his house last night. Shoved him on the ground and just kerb-stomped his leg in, the sound it made was revolting, I'll never forget it

Bit of a dark horse he is. Very religious, wound up real tight. Lovely to talk to, JUST DON'T GET ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HIM I GUESS!!

[PlanktonSideburns]

Won Ton Destruction

all you can eat chinese place

[batwings]

Something about a confused person running over Toni Halliday and Dean Garcia with a steamroller in order to safeguard the NHS.

Up The Arse Cormorant.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Roy & MG

ROY: Tickle it you wrigglers!

MG: Vrrrrrroooom!

[Cuellar]

Welsh Ass Pussy

[Ferris]

Piss Pisstofferson

[batwings]

Is this liver organic?

[Mr Banlon]

Portia Nine-Eleven
The posh conspiracy theorist

[Cuellar]

Daydream Belieber

[dr_christian_troy]

Look at him there
Blubbering to high noon and back
A shanty drowning in the recesses of his malignant cavities
Whiskers dripping with plagued milk and honey
Sour in tone and taste
Feckless chin; mouldy sponge
Rotted by a lack of temperance
Tobacco brown lips
Teeth once alive with chomp; now stumps in a putrid wasteland

[Huxleys Babkins]

Roy & HG Wells

Roy: Tickle it, you wrigglers!

HG: Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.

[Huxleys Babkins]

LEGOLAND GARY

[DoesNotFollow]

H(from Steps)G Wells

[Dr Rock]

The Guardians Of The Galaxy vs The Bounty Hunters

Not another Marvel space movie, but about warring factions of chocolate obsessives.

[DoesNotFollow]

Munch Bunch?

How about Mulch Bulch...

[DoesNotFollow]

Pericles:
Imagine it, a pair of John Cleeses do funny walks and moaning and that.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Seinfeld on zx81

[Fr.Bigley]

Seinfeld, desperately trying to stay relevant, meeting other less relevant comedians in an Xr3i round Marbella or summat. could call it "comedians in a car eating pasty's or something".

[Norton Canes]

A new sitcom about a close-knit, working-class black family in Liverpool struggling to get cash by fair means or foul:

Spoiler alert

Breadren

[close]

[Cuellar]

Calling someone an 'arse case'

? Any good?

[PlanktonSideburns]

butt hamper

[dissolute ocelot]

More lenticular things. Spoons? Deck chairs? Some kind of squirrel?

[pancreas]

Calling someone an 'arse case'

? Any good?

bumbag?

[dr_christian_troy]

COBUMBO