That's all I got

[Cuellar]

Girther Tydfil

[bgmnts]

Coming out as a homophobe to your gay dad.

[Pink Gregory]

Since my baby left me
I found a new place to squat
It's down at the end of the hallway
It's called the shitting pot

[The Bumlord]

Last of the Bummer Wine

[touchingcloth]

Bot-sticker cumplings.

[batwings]

I used to have a massive scab that covered the middle of my face but now I've lost it. Oh well, it's no skin off my nose!

[touchingcloth]

Lick out to help out.

[dissolute ocelot]

Michael Gove with the face of a camel.

[DoesNotFollow]

A bag with a gun and some chicken.

[Ferris]

Terroir Twilight.

'90s indie band launches own wine range.

[The Mollusk]

To the tune of Whiskey in the Jar (Thin Lizzy version works best for the final syllable):

Well it's-a me, Lakitu and the karts,
Peach, Bowser, Wario!
Yoshi, Luigi, Toad!
There's Donkey Kong and Mario

*guitar wailing*

[Tikwid]

"Alright Me Lover", a tawdry West Country parody of James Blunt's "Goodbye My Lover". Released as charity single for something or other, reaches #87 in charts

[batwings]

Note to self: keep thoughts on wether covid mask regulations have helped or hindered rapists to yourself while on a first date.

[Captain Z]

Trump/politics... Trollitics

Must have been done.

[dissolute ocelot]

Terroir Twilight.

'90s indie band launches own wine range.

Westing (By Muscat and Decanter).

[touchingcloth]

Desu deso.

[Norton Canes]

Sitcom about a bloke selling fizzy pop in Leeds:

Spoiler alert

Captain Kirk

[close]

[bgmnts]

A book on gun safety called Trigger Warning.

[frajer]

Carry on Mario. Sid as Mario, Williams as Luigi, Babs as Peach and Bresslaw as Bowser. Ta.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Bisk Biscofferson

[The Bumlord]

I'm too sexy for my catheter

[touchingcloth]

I'm too sexy for my catheter

Does it hurt?

[Glebe]

Johnny the Hamster, goes on adventures in his cage. Nah.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Gary Glitter ft. T.I. and Pharrell - Blurred Lines

[frajer]

Donald Glover Meets Your Mother

[Huxleys Babkins]

Danny Glover Is Your Mother

[PlanktonSideburns]

HERE I AM


ROCK ME LIKE YOUR MUM'S IN SPAIN




Three days that's been stuck in my head

[touchingcloth]

Johnny the Hamster, goes on adventures in his cage. Nah.

Are you saying his cage is named "nah"?

[GMTV]

1 Chance 2 Gape

New single from 2 Unlimited out now!

[non capisco]

Come on let's fist again, like we did last summer.