That's all I got

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Great British Bake Off except every cake title has - you guessed it!! - the word "anus" buried discreetly inside.


So Noel Gallagher and Bald George Lucas are up front saying ok next up:  lemon drizzle anus cake and all the contestants are going yep, brilliant and they start baking it immediately


And at no point does anus get mentioned outside of the cake titles.  It's not haha anus shaped cakes, or anus as an ingredient, no.  It's just in the titles and everyone moves on from the word anus very quickly so it's only a standard lemon drizzle they are languishing over, except it is subtly called a lemon drizzle anus cake


Yes?  Good, you understand?  Alright so you can start baking now

[PlanktonSideburns]

1984? That's Orwell and good but it's no 2001.

golden post

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toy story 3 is the newest film ever

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Anyone planning to upgrade to Windows 95?

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a middle-aged man all bloated and horrible, streaming himself on twitch watching Buzzlightyear of Starcommand cartoon, and all these
Siouxsie Sioux type women all have a hard-on because of him

[non capisco]

A Wookie porn imprint called Chewbaccanalia.

[petril]

decent Formula One driver in a galaxy far, far away, Ralf Chewbacca

[PlanktonSideburns]

Chewbackerach.

[the]

NO SURRENDER TO THE IBA

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NO SURRENDER TO THE IBS


NO SURRENDER TO THE IPA

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the inspector is a waste of pink panther show


there, i said it

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cnogratulations for having upgraded to windows 95!


you now have the software to make your own spiderman cartoons!  enjoy!

[petril]

NO SURRENDER TO THE ITV

[Gregory Torso]

IBS = Irritable Buncan Smith

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hi guys!

just heard that some people are trying to watch finding dory!



alright cheers bye!!

[Captain Z]

IRA BRU

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IRA BRA

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There is a woman presenting CITV called Wankatha.  Children send in their birthday cards and she reads them out with all her might.

[Dex Sawash]

the inspector is a waste of pink panther show


there, i said it

si

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Highbrews Delinquency Tunnels

[Norton Canes]

Pemis

[PlanktonSideburns]

penris

[bgmnts]

The Littlest Hobo but instead of a dog, it's a tumbleweed.

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The PENIX


or more correctly PŒNIX but we always Anglicise everything the Egyptians say and do

[Fr.Bigley]

A touch of frostbite.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Your mum's so FAT32.

[Gregory Torso]

The Riddle Of The Sphincter

edit: been done fuck of

[Gregory Torso]

Zippy in the Pentagon

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will there ever be a micro machines 2

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A touch of frostbite.

They'll bring out the tiger in you!  And you!