That's all I got

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self own?  To own oneself?

yeah as in to pwn

oh a hilarious typo joke?

no I will make out that pwn has its own meaning as well.

oh yesss these things will be verrrrry annoying.  Good work

as a finishing touch I will say that this counts as an evolution of language.

annoying

yep

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Some kind of diorama with Bert Reynolds and Ian Lavender plucking bits of latex foam off each other

[frajer]

Giving someone your last Rolo... because that's where you've put the poison.

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Giving someone your last Rolo... because that's where you've put the poison.

Just be sure to open the tube from the correct end, and by end I mean the physical end of the tube not simply the temporal meaning of ending / last Rolo / death


For my next post:  observing late style in Terry's Pyramints

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Sidewinder music with battle star gallactiker on in the background, some kind of tufty nuisance kid wafts up and hey presto everyone has to do exactly want he wants


hey you should all put on rusty roller skates and fall over, he says


and guess what?  they do it









ladies and gentlemen ponder on this one:  was this the making of cobalt tromp himself?

answer: 

Spoiler alert

nope!

[close]

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what tog

what tog are you



you have to get it right really quickly, you have like ten seconds to answer ok


no warning about what the question is here it comes you need to answer it cold, fast as you can




here's the question:


what tog

what tog are you

[batwings]

Up the arse Cordon.

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How I wish you a very Christmas!

How I wish you a very Christmas

How I wish you a very Christmas for the rest of all your liiiiives



I only have one life you grooting cunt!  Stop wishing me the Christmas!!

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man in Thames realises he has been living a lie when he discovers his anus is just a peel-off sticker



he wonders if it's the same for everyone, and to his enormous chagrin realises it fuckin isn't.  He's the only person in the whole wide world with an anus from Panini, and it's not even a rare gold one


I mean it's a rare situation but the sticker isn't remarkable





which just rubs it in, basically











alright?  who else

[Gregory Torso]

man in Thames realises he has been living a lie when he discovers his anus is just a peel-off sticker



he wonders if it's the same for everyone, and to his enormous chagrin realises it fuckin isn't.  He's the only person in the whole wide world with an anus from Panini, and it's not even a rare gold one


I mean it's a rare situation but the sticker isn't remarkable

The man goes to a support group for men with peel-off Panini sticker anuses but it's just blokes in a circle rifling through each other's 1989 buttock annuals chanting "got, got, got, got... need... got, got got"

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yeah he's so enthused on his way there but he is quickly crushed by the reality of it


iirc he is very sad indeed on his way home



has his anus sticker on the end of his index finger which he is holding out like it's bleeding, and he's slowly skulking his way up his path towards his house.  starting to rain and a little bit of drizzle gets between his finger and the sticker and before too long the entire thing has sycamore-seeded its way to the gravel

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just bawls at that

bawls




his anus








it's heartbreaking isn't it

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cheeky ride to the airport sir!

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portishead, except everyone in the band is receiving cock and ball torture

[PlanktonSideburns]

STOP PADDING IDEAS OUT IN HERE IT'S AGAINST THE ETHOS


THE ETHOS

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oh ok sorry




just portishead, and they come 'as is'

[PlanktonSideburns]

thankyou

[pancreas]

Fan, Kew, Fairy Mush
Botanical Gardens visitors horrified as child dressed as tinkerbell is sucked into a malfunctioning ventilation unit, severing all her limbs

[frajer]

Hannibal Lecture. Oh just fucking eat me already.

[pancreas]

Aristocratic family of stone giants being served scoops of gravel and slate laminate. Silver service.

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handlebar legend

[drummersaredeaf]

I'd like a vole please, Carol.

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hi, urgent question

anyone know which is the newer one of windows 95 and windows 98

[Captain Z]

What if you needed a general anaesthetic to get your toenails and fingernails cut.

[Captain Z]

Anaesthetic

An aesthetic

[the]

Sadness Part-Ex

The chanting monks from Enigma run a secondhand car dealership

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anus country gaol

[Captain Z]

Part-ex machina

[jobotic]

Alky optician who drinks spirits in his local - Optic Ian

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Part-ex machina

fed ex machina